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[quickshot84]

<goodie> i suck at front ends
<goodie> but i make smexy front ends
<goodie> erm
<goodie> back ends
<goodie> >.>
<PK> LOL
<LordBalor> O.O
<LordBalor> goodie
<LordBalor> something you not telling us



[21:21:26] (+Bastet) I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die
[21:21:40] (+quickshot84) so.. you dont trust any women Bastet
[21:21:42] (+quickshot84) o.o"
[21:21:54] (+squishie) rofl
[21:21:54] (+quickshot84) including yourself?!
[21:21:57] (+quickshot84) T_T

[goodie]

Monologs FTW

[22:37:53] <quickshot84> why does this look sus to me
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:30:31] —› join: (Predator) (PredatorSl@GA-75DA51A5.dial-up.dsl.siol.net)
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:15] —› quit: (Predator) (PredatorSl@GA-75DA51A5.dial-up.dsl.siol.net) (Quit: Predator)
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:16] —› join: (SGW_Guest631) (SGW_Guest6@GA-3CCA2AE.static.dsl.siol.net)
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:26] (Ta) im in two minds wether to go to uni or to an electrical apprenticeship :S
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:39] (+quickshot84) ahh
[22:37:55] <quickshot84> [20:32:53] (Ta) decisions decisions
[22:37:58] <quickshot84> [20:33:56] —› nick: (SGW_Guest631) is now known as (Virjan)
[22:37:58] <quickshot84> the hosts
[22:38:05] <quickshot84> seriously looks sus to me
[22:41:04] <quickshot84> no one from the same area joins that quick within each other, and hes been coming in/out =\
[22:41:13] <quickshot84> you're afk and im tlaking to myself ay -_-

-Goodie

[quickshot84]

(+ZarkonSpaceGod) dead set, i think this girl is bringing my inevitable arthritis in my right hand forward by 5 years

[JOS]

Too good an opportunity to pass up XD

[07:46:58] * Amec (tyscorp@GA-A9BE3BFF.cust.bit.net.au) has joined #stargatewars
[07:47:20] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yay Dictator left! Boy I really hates that guy...
[07:47:23] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> umm...
[07:47:24] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> hello dictator...
[07:47:27] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:47:35] * ThePianoKing has to go
[07:47:35] <ThePianoKing> so ill
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> be
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> back
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> later
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> i
[07:47:36] <Amec> omg
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> am
[07:47:36] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> nooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> the
[07:47:36] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> FAIL
[07:47:36] <Amec> I got SOOO pissed
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> best
[07:47:36] * dictator throws a piano at ish
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> speed
[07:47:36] <ThePianoKing> typer
[07:47:36] <Amec> stop
[07:47:36] <Amec> let me
[07:47:36] * ThePianoKing (ThePianoKi@GA-96C00838.tampabay.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: i am king)
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec failed to fail to connect !~~!
[07:47:37] <Amec> talk
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> to the server!
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> NOO
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> you fail to talk!
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:47:37] * dictator (SGW_Guest0@GA-10FE6413.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) Quit (Quit: dictator)
[07:47:37] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and you fail to realize that on IRC you don't talk, you type!!
[07:47:37] <Amec> This doesn't make sense
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> this is IRC!
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> not Skype~!
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ;P
[07:47:38] <Amec> My dad didn't know where the party was
[07:47:38] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec: yeah it does... you just fail to make sense of it...
[07:47:39] <Amec> But somehow I got homw
[07:47:44] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:47:45] <Amec> :s
[07:47:50] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec is allowed to drink?
[07:47:54] <Amec> no
[07:47:57] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:48:03] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> then why don't you remember how you got home?
[07:48:12] <Amec> I drank a whole bottle of wild turkey
[07:48:13] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> maybe your memory is FAILing you...
[07:48:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:48:14] <Amec> and 3 beers
[07:48:18] <JOS> [07:47:36] <Amec> I got SOOO pissed <-- LOL 3-5 cans i bet you
[07:48:18] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ahh
[07:48:19] -Amec- I have been away for 1min 50secs: Party Tiem! (since 16:06/September 21st) (one-time response to highlight)
[07:48:19] <JOS> XD
[07:48:22] <Amec> and lots of punch
[07:48:26] <JOS> psychic powahz +1
[07:48:33] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> so... if your dad did know where it was, you'd have been in trouble?
[07:48:34] <Amec> JOS
[07:48:34] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:48:40] <JOS> punch? thats almost as bad as passion pop x.x
[07:48:43] <Amec> Skulled whole bottle of wild turkey
[07:48:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...wild turkey being what?
[07:48:59] <Amec> spirits
[07:49:03] <Amec> 47% alco
[07:49:06] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> forgive my ignorance, no good spirits around here...
[07:49:06] <JOS> if you'd skulled a full bottle of wild turkey you'd be on the floor passed out
[07:49:13] <Amec> I did
[07:49:15] <Amec> O_o
[07:49:16] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> meh, I prefer 97% isopropyl alchohol
[07:49:17] <Amec> I thiknl
[07:49:22] <Amec> I dont rmeembver
[07:49:25] <Amec> remember*
[07:49:26] <JOS> i highly doubt it =/
[07:49:27] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec failed to spell alcohol all the way
[07:49:27] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:49:44] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS! go over to where Amec lives and show him how to drink!
[07:49:45] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:49:48] <JOS> lol
[07:49:53] <Amec> omg
[07:49:59] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> heh
[07:50:01] <Amec> who's jumper is this?
[07:50:02] <JOS> 1: its 10 to 8 in the morning and 2: i just cant be stuffed
[07:50:06] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:50:08] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> jumper?
[07:50:08] * Wirewraith (wirewraith@GA-11B213F2.bulldogdsl.com) Quit (Quit: *Swish*)
[07:50:09] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> umm
[07:50:10] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> as in...
[07:50:13] <JOS> Amec, welcome to the world of parties
[07:50:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> a piece of clothing?
[07:50:20] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> worn arount the genitalia?
[07:50:21] <Amec> yes
[07:50:23] <Amec> wth
[07:50:24] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> cool
[07:50:27] <JOS> dont be too surprised if you hear reports of you cheating on mikky either
[07:50:33] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:50:34] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> who?
[07:50:34] <Amec> there is a brown jumper on the floor
[07:50:40] <Amec> wait
[07:50:41] <Amec> grey*
[07:50:42] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> brown eh?
[07:50:42] <JOS> people seem to have a thing for spontaneous sex when alcohol is involved
[07:50:43] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> mmm
[07:50:51] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> maybe whoever wore it wore it backwards...
[07:50:52] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> :/
[07:51:06] <Amec> I think its Mitch's
[07:51:09] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS: I thought that was just people in general, alcohol or not...
[07:51:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> so...
[07:51:17] <Amec> O_o
[07:51:19] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> what is the purpose of a jumper?
[07:51:24] <Amec> why am I up at 7:50 AM?
[07:51:29] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> umm
[07:51:29] <Amec> ...
[07:51:33] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> because you failed to sleep?
[07:51:34] <JOS> Amec
[07:51:37] <Amec> yea
[07:51:37] <JOS> because you fail
[07:51:40] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:51:44] <Amec> I also threw up on my bed
[07:51:47] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ...
[07:51:49] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> fail!
[07:51:49] <JOS> pwnt
[07:51:53] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> now go clean it
[07:51:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:51:56] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> NOW!!
[07:51:58] <Amec> ugh
[07:51:59] <+Ducky> pwned
[07:52:03] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> with yer hands!
[07:52:04] <JOS> you must have come home early if you threw up on your bed
[07:52:06] <Amec> and knocked my heater ober
[07:52:09] <Amec> over*
[07:52:12] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> 'cause you fail to wear gloves~!
[07:52:14] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> HAHA
[07:52:16] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> FAIL!
[07:52:19] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> ;P
[07:52:19] <JOS> tbh, im wondering how the hell you got home as well
[07:52:20] <@Zathras> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258 not a happy kittie
[07:52:30] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> wow... it's so much fun to make fun of Amec
[07:52:31] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:52:37] <Amec> shut the hell up ishy
[07:52:40] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> Amec: maybe you walked home?
[07:52:41] <Amec> its annoying
[07:52:41] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and... no.
[07:52:42] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:52:47] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> annoying is my middle name!
[07:52:50] <JOS> walked home
[07:52:51] <JOS> drunk
[07:52:54] <JOS> from claremont
[07:52:55] <Amec> lol
[07:52:56] <JOS> riiiiiiiiiight
[07:52:57] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> seriously... look at my driver's license here...
[07:53:00] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yeah JOS!
[07:53:08] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> russian people walk all the time when they're drunk!
[07:53:18] * +Ishmayeck[KDE4] shows everyone his driver's license
[07:53:28] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> see? Ishmayeck Annoying Sateg Suvorov
[07:53:30] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:53:31] <JOS> Ishy, he would have had to navigate either 2 busy roads and/or the highway :p
[07:53:46] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS: or he could have walked off-road...
[07:53:52] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> through people's yards...
[07:53:57] <JOS> lmao
[07:53:58] <Amec> omg
[07:54:02] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> and whatever other terrain you people have in Australia...
[07:54:04] <JOS> ever tried to jump a fence when drunk is?
[07:54:05] <Amec> I think I pissed the bed
[07:54:06] <Amec> lmao
[07:54:07] <JOS> ish*
[07:54:08] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:54:08] <JOS> LOL
[07:54:13] <Amec> haha
[07:54:14] <Amec> yea
[07:54:16] <Amec> xD
[07:54:17] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> JOS: russians do it all the time!
[07:54:17] <JOS> i so have to quote this convo
[07:54:17] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:54:18] <Amec> wth?
[07:54:21] * +Ishmayeck[KDE4] is russian
[07:54:22] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> >_>
[07:54:26] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> yeah quite it!
[07:54:28] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> quote!!
[07:54:34] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> maybe it's even bash.org worthy!
[07:54:41] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> let the whole Internet know Amec fails!
[07:54:42] <Amec> I tried to get on IRC last night but the internet didn't work
[07:54:48] <JOS> ...
[07:54:49] <JOS> Amec
[07:54:50] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> sure it did!
[07:54:53] <Amec> wait
[07:54:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]> that was just you failing
[07:54:54] <+Ishmayeck[KDE4]>
[07:54:56] <JOS> you have never failed so hard as you do now
[07:54:56] <Amec> I mean internet
[07:54:59] <@Zathras> i was sleepin...jeez cant i take a break now and then?
[07:55:00] <JOS> you were at a party
[07:55:05] <JOS> and you tried to get on chat

[Vendetta]

<Amec> I pissed the bed last night....
<Amec> No joke
<Amec> And I threw up
<Amec> like 8 times
<Amec> and 2 times in bed

[Amec]

[01:20:58] <MadWolf> wacky .... aha.. i see... and what do u do
[01:21:07] <@wacky> i mass motherships
[01:21:22] <MadWolf> wacky... why do u do that
[01:21:28] <@wacky> cause i can
[01:21:38] <MadWolf> wacky.. what size...
[01:21:46] <@wacky> any
[01:22:21] <MadWolf> wacky i meen yours...
[01:22:30] <@wacky> its big
[01:22:44] <Sparkles> lmao
[01:22:51] <MadWolf> wacky.. i see.. not mine
[01:22:59] <@wacky> a few inches bigger than yours
[01:23:03] <Sparkles> lmao
[01:23:04] <@wacky>


[19:13:31] <Caprica> Why i want to be a mod. by Caprica
[19:13:42] <Caprica> MOD? can i apply? i want to be biased. and use my powers for my eventual own personal gain.
[19:13:51] <Caprica> want to do things others cant. i want ingame bonuses thatno one else gets
[19:14:04] <Caprica> even though being a mod is voluntary. i want to get to shut people up when i dont like what thier saying.
[19:14:15] <Caprica> id like to mod peoples quotes to start bad feelings between people.
[19:14:23] <Caprica> i want to steal peopls names. these are great reasons why
[19:14:33] <Caprica> i want to be a mod. they do it anyway so wewt!
[19:14:44] <Caprica> ehhhh i dont really want to be a mod... this is just a goof. i dont want to be hated by thousands of people sorry =/

[Bastet]

[20:24:05] * Lordbalor has tried a bit of everything

[Severian]

* trigger_mike has joined #stargatewars
* HackSaw sets mode: +v trigger_mike
<Apollo69> balor
* Ducky np: Mortal Kombat - Techno Remix [03:21m/128Kbps/44KHz]
* Haz humps trigger_mike HARD!!!!
* trigger_mike has been humped 477 times
* Haz sets mode: +satisfied trigger_mike
* Ducky steals trigger_mike's underpants
<trigger_mike> wth just happened
<Lordbalor> well
<Lordbalor> Haz just had suprise sex with you
<Lordbalor> and ducky stole the underwear for his voyeristic collection of irc relationships
<Lordbalor> all to the tune of Mortal combat
<Ducky> techno remix
<Hells__Angel> Sounds about right
<Lordbalor> oh and you were satisfied
<Haz> Lordbaloe...quote that
<Haz> *Lordbalor
<Ducky> care to re-enter? we can do it all again for you
<trigger_mike> kool

[quickshot84]

[15:09:01] (Eucerin) I ROCK
[15:13:08] (+Lordbalor) I PAPER
[15:13:42] (&PumpkinKing) I SCISSORS
[15:15:49] (+Lordbalor) Eucerin, Smash him
[15:16:28] (+Lordbalor) And I won't smother you with my sexy body
[15:16:33] —› quit: (PumpkinKing) (Parachutin@GA-EB2B0C1D.dialup.mindspring.com) (No route to host)
[15:17:25] (+Lordbalor) Thanks Rock
[15:17:31] • +Lordbalor Smothers
[15:17:37] (+Lordbalor) *winnah*

[The Doctor]

#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
I want to suck your right t******* off
#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
O_O
#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
DW NVM
#·$4[Tyson|Amec|Sweet Buns]·0 says (10:15 M):
Wrong window


o_0

[Benny :)]

Classic

[Taxxy]

[18:21] <Amec> Do plants ejaculate?
[18:22] <Darkeagle> you worry me sometimes Amec
[18:22] <LordBalor> ...
[18:22] <Amec> huh?

[The Doctor]

Censored so it can be shown here...Amec PWNED!!!!! I grabbed the idea from bash.org...

[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, b****!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, b****!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> now he goes to his third ho.
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, b****!"
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> next he visits the fourth ho.
[06:34:17pm] <&Haz> he asks her for his $250.
[06:34:52pm] <Amec> ...
[06:34:57pm] <Amec> His 3 ho's...
[06:34:59pm] <Amec> not 4..
[06:35:04pm] * &Haz slaps Amec
[06:35:09pm] <&Haz> Dont correct me b****
[06:35:12pm] <&Haz>

[quickshot84]

[19:28:17] (+Ta) does that mean they know how much porn ive searched?
[19:28:23] (&FaRmLaNd) yep
[19:28:57] (+Ta) wow, there is no way to find this info out is there?
[19:29:16] (&FaRmLaNd) I'm not ashamed of typing porn into google. it was all for ahem scientific research. you know. like how the japanese kill whales for "scientific" research eg for eating

[FaRmLaNd]

In my defence I'm against whaling period.