SGW Chat Quotes!

[Vendetta]

you search porn for eating?

[Taxxy]

[00:26] <MojoRising> I got booted for swearing
[00:26] <LordBalor> enjoyed your irc descension :p

[The Doctor]

[11:43:10pm] * JOS humps Bez off the server
[11:43:22pm] * +Haz too
[11:43:30pm] JustMe «Sue92@GA-567B9673.dsl.ade.iprimus.net.au» has Quit iRC
[11:43:43pm] <JOS> nice aim Haz
[11:43:48pm] <JOS> you got JustMe instead




User LordBalor has been invited to: #orgy

[TigerGirl]

<Arashi> PumpkinKing: Cait's boobies are > than my boobies
<Cait> true
<PumpkinKing> prove it
* homer *drools*
<PumpkinKing> <.<
<Arashi> hahaha
<PumpkinKing> >.>
* Cait bounces for homer
<homer> _|_
<Arashi> cait's bra size > than my bra size <-- proof
<PumpkinKing> bigger isnt better?
<homer> omg thats so wrong
<Zathras> perkier is better
<homer> bigger is allways better
<homer> ALLWAYS
<Zathras> not if they hit the knees homer
<homer> well thats true
<homer> bigger and not old >.<
<Zathras> big and perky gets the jerky
<Cait> and no salami nipples
<homer> lmao
<homer> u know i think ferra fawcett has the biggest nipples ive ever seen
<homer> and u mean areola cait ?
<Cait> yeah
<Zathras> Ferra fawcett?
<Arashi> homer: Our Ferra???
<homer> google Zathras
<Cait> but "salami nipples" sounds better than "salami areolas"
<homer> true
<Ferra> -_-
<homer> there the size of my pinky :S
<Zathras> u mean farrah ?
<homer> yeah that oe
<homer> roflmao
* Peri slaps Ferra around a bit with a large trout
<homer> me pokes Ferra's nipples
<Ferra> its farrah fawcett not Ferra
* Zathras pokes Ferra's nipples
* homer pokes Caits nipples
<homer> lol i tried to tab nipples like it was a nick
<Zathras> lmao
* homer is now known as nipples
<nipples>
* PumpkinKing tabs nipples
<Cait> lol
* Arashi rubs nipples
<Shkaro> lol
* Cait humps nipples [106 humps]
<nipples> pmsl
* PumpkinKing plays with nipples
<Cait> the nipples are peeing!
<Cait> that's... disturbing
<nipples> nipples sets mode: r «iwxzrhogAsW»
<Cait> lmao
* Makko pokes nipples
* Cait is now known as boobies
-NickServ- You are now in the group of Cait.
<nipples> me chases boobies
<Arashi> Zathras: you can play with nipples now
* nipples chases boobies
* Zathras bounces on boobies and plays with nipples
<nipples> omg were so bad >.<
<boobies> lol
<Arashi> Zathras: ok.. you can play with nipples and boobies now
<boobies> spank me, nipples
-nipples- is AFK -(tv time)- gone for 1hr 4mins 58secs. [One time response to the nick "nipples"]. -H-o-m-e-r-S-c-r-i-p-t- Version 2.5
<Shkaro> ok
* nipples spanks boobies
<Shkaro> mmmmmm
* Peri walks in on the oddest conversation ever
<boobies> lmao
<Shkaro> I will be leaving now
<PumpkinKing> wb peri :p
* Joins: SGW_Guest089 (SGW_Guest0GA-DD6CC673.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net)
<Zathras> wheres that Peri?
<Peri> that's what i would say if i had just walked in
* boobies jiggles at Peri
* Quits: Shkaro (Shkaro.gayGA-6F077402.unk.tds.net) (Quit: I see the better things, and approve; I follow the worse.)
<boobies> er
* Arashi sets nick Zathras: Bra
* Zathras is now known as Bra
<SGW_Guest089> hmm
<Arashi> hahaha
* nipples pokes Peri in the eye
* boobies gets in Bra
* Bra covers boobies and nipples
<Caprica> 0_O
* SGW_Guest089 is now known as CooL
<Arashi> hahahaha
* nipples sticks out of Bra
<Caprica> u people are weird
<Bra> why are my nipples watching tv?
<Arashi> Caprica: hahaha...
<PumpkinKing> it's contagious
<CooL> they're horny
* boobies peeks out the top of Bra
<Bra> sweet
<nipples> omg
<Arashi> bra: the true question is why do your nipples and boobies have minds of their own
<nipples> im roflmao
<CooL> omgggg
<Bra> i try not to stifle them
<nipples> im crying im laughing so hard
<Makko> they always have
* boobies peeks out the bottom of Bra
<boobies> you don't fit right, Bra
* Bra hugs nipples
<Bra> auw
* Bra is now known as bigger_bra
* boobies shifts and accidentally exposes nipples
* nipples is now known as homer
CooL> why are we talking about nipples?
<boobies> why not?
* boobies is now known as Cait
<Arashi> bigger_bra should be Push-UpBra
<bigger_bra> u started it Crusher
<bigger_bra> CooL*
<homer> omg
<CooL> why not girls itself
* Cait puts bigger_bra on
<bigger_bra> wheee
<homer> omg look at zaths vhost
* Cait shows her bigger_bra off
-
bigger_bra is The.Great.The.great.machine * AnacønÐa ns2.15
...
bigger_bra End of /WHOIS list.
-
<homer> it kinda fits the nick
* CooL is now known as IM_C00L
<bigger_bra> lmao
<Cait> bigger_bra is The.Great.The.great.machine ?
<homer> exactly
<IM_C00L> lol
<Arashi> hahaha
<IM_C00L> the bigget the boob....
<IM_C00L> I mean bigger
* Cait puts bigger_bra on her head
<IM_C00L> does it?
<Cait> does what what?
* bigger_bra is now known as Zathras
* Peri does it
* homer does Peri
* Cait falls over at the sudden increase in weight
<homer> i havnt laughed that hard on irc in a long time
<Zathras>
<Peri> see what happens when i come on
<Arashi> let's see.. homer was nipples... cait was boobies... Zathras was bra (and bigger_bra), we were missing pants (which is a good ting.. cause cait would have put those on.. and Crusher would have jumped in cait's pants
<homer>
<Peri> everybody is happy
<Cait> glad we can amuse each other
* Zathras has a vision of mrs homer asking what homer is laughing about and him answering "i'm laughing at boobies and nipples"
<homer> yup
<Arashi> hahaha
<Cait> think that convo was too racy for quoting?
<Zathras> nah


The green parts are relevant to each other. The first one is homer's away message, which privately notifies anyone who says his name with his away message. So later on when Zathras (aka Bra) said nipples (aka homer), he got that same message and commented on it.

Man we get up to some interesting things in chat sometimes...

[Taxxy]

[19:24] <JOS> yes Amec, party
[19:24] <JOS> near my house
[19:24] <Amec> Where are we going?
[19:24] <JOS> we?
[19:24] <JOS> wth do you mean we?
[19:24] <Amec> yes
[19:24] <Amec> we
[19:25] <Amec> as i
[19:25] <Amec> in*
[19:25] <JOS> iirc your night is planned
[19:25] <Amec> eh?
[19:25] <Amec> it is?
[19:25] <JOS> sitting here clicking buttons til Balor stops massing you
[19:25] <Amec> ...

[The Deity Osiris]

* Amec moans as his fantasy of JOS and Bez raping him comes true
* %Shkaro rapes Haz hard
<%Shkaro> ewww
* ~Haz moans
<%Shkaro> lol
<Amec> o.o"
<Amec> Am I gonna get pregnant?
<&Bez> eh
<&Bez> yes
<&Bez> yes you are
<%Shkaro> yes Amec
<Amec> O_O
<&Bez> you shall name it... mini-Bez
<&Bez> wait
<&Bez> NOOOOO
<&Bez> **Filtered** off
<&Bez> nothing coming out of you shall bear my name

* Amec_pregnant has joined #orgy
* Amec is now known as Mini-Bez
* Mini-Bez was kicked by Bez (Bez)
* Mini-Bez has joined #orgy
<Bez> **Filtered**
* Amec_pregnant was kicked by JOS (Amec)
* Amec_pregnant has joined #orgy
<Amec_pregnant> ... * Bez sets mode: +b *!*@GA-7C90F6F4.cust.bit.net.au
* Timer 1 activated
* Haz sets mode: +b *!*tyscorp@*.cust.bit.net.au
* Amec_pregnant was kicked by Haz (Stop cloning)
* Timer 1 halted
* Mini-Bez was kicked by Bez (die)



Steven~

[The Deity Osiris]

<&Bez> you've been infected with Amecness!
<Shkaro> I see
<&Bez> I TOLD you that you shoulda been wearing a full body condom!
* Shkaro jumps off a clift
<Shkaro> I didn't touch him
<Shkaro> its JOS's fualt
<@JOS> lies!
<Shkaro> but
<Shkaro> I neever touched him
* Shkaro cries in a corner
<Shkaro> I must kill the source
* Shkaro hunts down Amec
<&Bez>
* &Bez comforts Shkaro, from a Failproof distance
<&Bez> yes! once the origional failure is dead, you will be free from infection
* Shkaro grabs Amec and lights him on fire
<Shkaro> there we go
<Bez>
<Bez> make sure to scatter the ashes
<Bez> or you'll never be free!
* Shkaro throws some ashes into the sun and some into the other planets
<Shkaro> (notice into the planets so they cant leave!
<Shkaro>
<Shkaro> am I free?
* Bez loads some of them onto his MS to be spread throughout the galaxy.... then realises its a really bad idea and puts it all in the MS reactor core

Steven~

[Gatedialer]

Less eye hurting pink, please

[JOS]

[20:54:27] <+goodie> i was of talking to more important people!
[20:54:31] <+goodie> RL people!
[20:54:32] <+shintaro> lol
[20:55:02] <+Resident_MACer> lol
[20:55:11] <+goodie> RL people with boobs >.>
[20:55:28] <+shintaro> They have those
[20:55:38] <+goodie> some of them do
[20:55:39] <+JustMe>
[20:55:47] <+goodie> they are called "girls"
[20:55:53] * +JOS np: Three Days Grace - Never Too Late [Album - One X] [03:29 min]
[20:56:00] <+goodie> but we all know they dont exsist on the interwebs
[20:56:07] <+shintaro> Some are called men
[20:56:20] <+JustMe> LOL
[20:56:22] <+shintaro> * man boobs
[20:56:52] <+goodie> lol
[20:56:55] <+goodie> poor shintaro
[20:56:59] <+shintaro> What a horrible thought before dinner :s
[20:57:00] * &trigger_mike np: Poison The Well - My Mirror No Longer Reflects; which is 03:19 minutes long
[20:57:00] <+JustMe> ewww hairy man boobs...even worse
[20:57:07] <&trigger_mike> i wax mine

[quickshot84]

[22:42:13] (&Xavier) hey i dont like you
[22:42:18] (&Xavier) die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
[22:42:20] —› quit: (trigger_mike) (I@m.dead.sexy.au) (Quit: die young and save yourself)
[22:42:27] (&Xavier) woot hes dead



[22:50:35] (&Xavier) rofl quickshot84 who did your vhost
[22:50:38] (+Zeta) waiting for the mic holder for finish drying so i can put whole thing back together
[22:50:40] (+quickshot84) cait
[22:50:45] (+quickshot84) ...
[22:50:46] (+quickshot84) HOMER
[22:50:49] (~homer) u painted it ?
[22:50:50] • +quickshot84 kicks homer
[22:50:56] (~homer) what ?
[22:50:58] (+Zeta) yah
[22:50:59] (~homer) i didnt do it
[22:51:00] (+quickshot84) did you change it again
[22:51:01] (+quickshot84) -_-
[22:51:04] • +quickshot84 glares at xavier
[22:51:10] (+Zeta) OperServ (Xavier (quickshot84 quickshot84 quickshot84))
[22:51:15] (+quickshot84) no zeta..
[22:51:18] (~homer) [8:50am] quickshot84 (whoknows@pwning.you.with.my.ninja.skillz)
[22:51:18] (+quickshot84) —› quickshot84 is "quicky" (whoknows@pwning.you.with.chinese.farming.like.skill)
[22:51:19] (Amec) lmao
[22:51:21] (Amec) vhost
[22:51:25] (+Zeta) lol
[22:51:28] -HostServ- Your vhost of pwning.you.with.my.ninja.skillz is now activated.
[22:51:28] -NickServ- Status updated (memos, vhost, chmodes, flags).
[22:51:34] (+quickshot84) -HostServ- Your vhost of pwning.you.with.my.ninja.skillz is now activated.
[22:51:39] (&Xavier) dammit
[22:51:45] (~homer) lol
[22:51:48] • +quickshot84 glares at Xavier some more so he gets it


(Amec) I play with myself at school

[Kikaz]

<noobalicious> why I get kicked?
<guest1> How I met Killt too actually
<guest1> =P
<noobalicious> lol
<guest1> I'd look it up but he booted me too
<guest1> said I was spamming because I said 'Goo goo gah gah'
<Bastet> you were being annoying
<guest1> Your ugly, you dont get punished for it...
<noobalicious> LOL
<noobalicious> someone quote that
*** noobalicious is now known as killtacular
*** guest1 is know known as Kikaz

[Taxxy]

[22:06] <Amec> what colour are Aimee's pubic hairs?
[22:06] <Amec> O_O
[22:06] <Amec> ...
[22:06] <Ta> umm
[22:06] <Amec> that was meant for MSN..
[22:06] <Amec> :s

need i say more?

[Angelos.]

I think that Amec does that on purpose

[quickshot84]

[08:22:23] (Mystake) in
[08:22:28] (@Zathras) out
[08:22:33] (&homer) in
[08:22:37] (Mystake) out
[08:22:41] (+Ferra) in
[08:22:42] (&homer) sounds like sex
[08:22:45] (Mystake) faster!!
[08:22:46] (rav3n_pl) :]
[08:22:47] (Mystake) IN OUT IN OUT IN OUT
[08:22:49] (Mystake) SLOWER SLOWER
[08:22:50] (Mystake) I
[08:22:51] (Mystake) IN
[08:22:52] (Mystake) OUT
[08:22:53] (Mystake) IN
[08:22:54] (@Zathras) harder HARDER
[08:22:55] (Mystake) OUT
[08:22:56] (&homer) easy big guy
[08:22:57] (+Ferra) ok
[08:23:01] (Mystake) IN!!! OUT!!! IN!!! OUT!!!
[08:23:04] (Mystake) SOFTER!!!
[08:23:06] (Mystake) IN... OUT
[08:23:08] (&homer) >.<
[08:23:08] (Mystake) IN... OUT
[08:23:11] (+Ferra) LOL

[Zeta - Twitch]

[22:55] ** Amec stabs Angelos
[22:55] ** Angelos has a stabbing problem
[22:55] ** Angelos stabs Amec in the eye
[22:55] <Amec> ;o
[22:56] <Deuce> lol
[22:56] ** Deuce has an eating problem
[22:56] ** Deuce eats Jade
[22:56] <Jade> :'(
[22:56] <Jade> lol
[22:56] <Amec> I have a drinking problem
[22:56] <Amec> I keep missing my mouth


The problems one must endure....