You control two nuclear warheads

[Nutter]

i use them to melt the ice caps of mars and watch the new ocean form via my telescope.

hmm, i wonder if that would really work...



~Zeke~

try it and find out

[MGZ]

i use them to melt the ice caps of mars and watch the new ocean form via my telescope.

hmm, i wonder if that would really work...



~Zeke~

it might, but more probable it would vaporize the water entirely. and even if it didn't the water would be irradiated.

[SÅTÅN 666]

What would you use them for? Would exhort other countries in to giving into your deepest desires? Sell it to the highest bidder regardless of their political goals? Set them off just for to see a big boom?

Bomb the Arab Nation

[Fear Of The Duck]

sell 1, use the other to destroy the people who bought it and keep their money.

i like your thinking. Very nice plan

personally i would try to be ambitious and do something insane like blow up the sun....

that won't work since the sun is already a big nuclear bomb constantly exploding. unless ya mean that tabloid...

[Nutter]

sell 1, use the other to destroy the people who bought it and keep their money.

i like your thinking. Very nice plan

personally i would try to be ambitious and do something insane like blow up the sun....

that won't work since the sun is already a big nuclear bomb constantly exploding. unless ya mean that tabloid...

true... i could find a way to somehow de-stabalize it... making it either expand, taking out the universe, or implode into a super-black hole...taking out the universe...

like i said, i would be ambitious...

all of your plans are to take out a small area of the earth... think BIG lol

[deadeye]

I'd set one off just for kicks. The other i'd keep in reach of by bed just in case someone breaks into my house. That'd teach any would-be criminals.

[Fear Of The Duck]

sell 1, use the other to destroy the people who bought it and keep their money.

i like your thinking. Very nice plan

personally i would try to be ambitious and do something insane like blow up the sun....

that won't work since the sun is already a big nuclear bomb constantly exploding. unless ya mean that tabloid...

true... i could find a way to somehow de-stabalize it... making it either expand, taking out the universe, or implode into a super-black hole...taking out the universe...

like i said, i would be ambitious...

all of your plans are to take out a small area of the earth... think BIG lol

the entire universe loik? where would ya run then?

[Nutter]

sell 1, use the other to destroy the people who bought it and keep their money.

i like your thinking. Very nice plan

personally i would try to be ambitious and do something insane like blow up the sun....

that won't work since the sun is already a big nuclear bomb constantly exploding. unless ya mean that tabloid...

true... i could find a way to somehow de-stabalize it... making it either expand, taking out the universe, or implode into a super-black hole...taking out the universe...

like i said, i would be ambitious...

all of your plans are to take out a small area of the earth... think BIG lol

the entire universe loik? where would ya run then?

Who said anything about running? lol

I'd set one off just for kicks. The other i'd keep in reach of by bed just in case someone breaks into my house. That'd teach any would-be criminals.

that would be very expensive lesson... for you, blowing a nuclear warhead inside your house... you+house+neighbours+the thief will GO BOOM!

[deadeye]

I'd set one off just for kicks. The other i'd keep in reach of by bed just in case someone breaks into my house. That'd teach any would-be criminals.

that would be very expensive lesson... for you, blowing a nuclear warhead inside your house... you+house+neighbours+the thief will GO BOOM!

I think big.

[Nutter]

I'd set one off just for kicks. The other i'd keep in reach of by bed just in case someone breaks into my house. That'd teach any would-be criminals.

that would be very expensive lesson... for you, blowing a nuclear warhead inside your house... you+house+neighbours+the thief will GO BOOM!

I think big.

woo someone took my advice but not quite big enough, maybe enhance the nukes somehow... take out the entire planet... i mean why not? your gonna die with your current plan

[Dagr]

Well since a rainy day hasn't come yet I've decided to fire one at my neighbors just to see if all the cockroaches will survive and I'll use the other to start a hole to make a bomb shelter out of so then I have a place to hide when I launch it.

That's a bit pointless don't you think? You're going to nuke yourself to build a bomb shelter to protect yourself for when you nuke your neighbor.....


Dunno what I'd do with the first one, but I'd put the second one on my bed, or under it pending on the size and what have you

Glad you noticed that, my personal adviser must have not seen that, he said it would be perfectly safe.

[Rich™]

spose i could spare one for this

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damn!

[Ergon]

I would trade my 2 Nuclear warheads for a H-bomb (hydrogen bomb) and then bomb a country that threatens me to hand over the H-bomb

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NNcQX033V_M

MUAHA

but i am nto sure if you know..but nuclear bomb is very dangerous.. you would prberly die. And even if u have a bomb shelter, the radiation can stil penetrate miles of LEAD! so it would be very hard to surve after that explosion

[Nutter]

it would be very hard to surve after that explosion

why try to survive just blow it up... and go with everyone else