Jack's massing school for retarded n00bs

[Neimenljivi]

Are you a n00b?
Are you retarded?
Are you a retarded n00b?
Don't know how to mass?

JOIN Jack's massing school TODAY and get a 50% discount! If you join tomorrow, there's no discount cause you obviously can't read or think clearly!

In Jack's massing school for retarded n00bs, you'll learn how to mass quickly and efeciently!

How to join Jack's massing school for retarded n00bs?
Post here that you're retarded n00b who wants to learn how to mass.

But is Jack's massing school for free?
Certanly not. You will have to pay me 2 days of my income on quantum, which would now cost you 215 mil!

Join today, for only 107,5 mil naq!!!

After you do this and want to gain some experiance, we'll go in 1v1 war for ADITIONAL 800 mil naq (this option isn't nececearly).

If you join TODAY, you can have everything for a rudely low price of only 507,5 mil naq

Join today! Make a call here, or on ID 19909!

~Jack, a rudely cheap teacher and principle of Jack's massing school for retarded n00bs

[12agnar0k]

rofl

[FEARLESS]

hmm.. it's better if you put this on SGW than Q.. because you'll have ACs and MS. However, some might get offended and mass you instead of brcoming your student.

[Zydhor]

Fearless, you're not really the brightest person ever, are you?

[FEARLESS]

If so, why not become his student? I dare you.