to see wich one would get implanted first
best (stargate) jokes
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best (stargate) jokes
why were the two symbyotes crossing the road
to see wich one would get implanted first
to see wich one would get implanted first
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wow...that was painful.
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yes i know
i didnt write this *i dont even watch the show*
my friend who does watches it wrote it
i didnt write this *i dont even watch the show*
my friend who does watches it wrote it
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Re: best (stargate) jokes
meh it is a start, i only know perverted sg jokes that i have heard, but this thread seems like a good idea 
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fortune400 wrote:yes i know
i didnt write this *i dont even watch the show*
my friend who does watches it wrote it
shoot him.
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Re: best (stargate) jokes
fortune400 wrote:why were the two symbyotes crossing the road
to see wich one would get implanted first
My eyes bleed from the saturation of fail in this joke =O
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Re: best (stargate) jokes
This thread has seen maybe one Stargate joke... it is little else than bad spam. GreenGoblin has already commented here.
I would move it to the temple, but I think I might be killed for doing so.
All that being said, please try to keep this on topic... at least slightly.
cleaned.
I would move it to the temple, but I think I might be killed for doing so.
All that being said, please try to keep this on topic... at least slightly.
cleaned.
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I found that joke funny...
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Strangely I did too, though whether it was the joke itself, or Teal'uc's reaction/nonreaction from the rest of the team.
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Q: How many System Lords does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
A: Your god does not screw in a light bulb. Your god holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around me.
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A:We view changing light bulbs as futile; they will just keep burning out. So we sunk the city.
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A: The Asgard would never invent a light that superheats a small filament of tungsten within a noble gas by passing a strong electrical current through it.
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Lucky Starr wrote:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Carter: The wormhole passed by a quasar precisely at the height of its luminosity which absorbed latent radiation that was transferred through to the Stargate. The radiation somehow affected the thyroid gland of the chicken causing its metabolic rate to greatly increase. Soil samples taken from the far side of the road indicate that..
Jack: Carter!
Carter: It was hungry, sir.
How many Jaffa does it take to change a light bulb?
Seven: five to worship it as a god of light; one to point out that if it WAS a god of light, it's now a dead, false god; and one to go against convention and change the light bulb himself.
Call me "Sir".