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[Zeta - Twitch]

[18:18] <Hadria> i play 2 mmo's but still have a life dont worry :-p
[18:18] <+Paul> if one of those mmos include WoW u would be incorrect


also
viewtopic.php?f=40&t=93754&p=1085139#p1085139

[Hadria]

[18:18] <Hadria> i play 2 mmo's but still have a life dont worry :-p
[18:18] <+Paul> if one of those mmos include WoW u would be incorrect

god that hadria person eh

[Benny :)]

<quickshot84|work> NOES
<quickshot84|work> nooblses on the keyboard
<quickshot84|work> -_-
<quickshot84|work> its all wet now

[Benny :)]

<ZarkonSpaceGod> totally, i love men, and you were the one who made me start likgin emn daniel, i want you

[quickshot84]

[20:50:55] (+LordBalor) lol
[20:51:01] (+LordBalor) Wrath of the Lich King
[20:51:02] (+LordBalor) 08
[20:51:09] (+LordBalor) WAR: Warhammer Online
[20:51:10] (+LordBalor) 08
[20:51:18] (+quickshot84) year we fail uni
[20:51:19] (+quickshot84) 08
[20:51:23] (+LordBalor) jep

[Angelos.]

[02:14] * Zathras picks tita's ass up and scampers off
[02:14] <[TDL]TitaniaX> noooo not my aaaasssssss
[02:14] <[TDL]TitaniaX> how can i have tits and ass with no ass!
[02:14] <[TDL]TitaniaX>
[02:14] <Zathras> shoulda screwed it on properly
[02:14] <Cait-BirthdayGirl> my ass is well screwed
[02:14] <Zathras> i'm half way to getting my set now
[02:14] <Cait-BirthdayGirl> ;P
[02:14] <[TDL]TitaniaX> well its not my fault im not getting screwed properly
[02:14] <[TDL]TitaniaX>
[02:15] <Cait-BirthdayGirl> well, my ass was well screwed back in early september
[02:15] <[TDL]TitaniaX> lol
[02:15] <[TDL]TitaniaX> lucky
[02:15] <[TDL]TitaniaX>
[02:15] <quickshot84> lol

[Amec]

bet he will fail in the next few days

Still haven't

[Benny :)]

<quickshot84> i will sex you from behind with my metal probe if you arnt careful




* Christy_Boner has joined #Shibby
<StAngelos_Cracker> dude
<StAngelos_Cracker> Christy_Boner
* StAngelos_Cracker humps Christy_Boner
* Christy_Boner has been humped 54535474 times
<JOS> LMAO
<JOS> well Christy_Boner aint too much of a **Filtered**

[quickshot84]

[19:54:45] (+LordBalor) and why am i listening to a robot
[19:54:46] (+LordBalor) quickshot84 is a Bot on GamesAdvantage
[19:56:15] (+quickshot84) i will sex you from behind with my metal probe if you arnt careful


nubj quoters *coughBEZcough*

[Benny :)]

Sif, its so much funnier out of context.

[goodie]

[21:59:02] <+quickshot84> ...
[21:59:03] <+quickshot84> eww
[21:59:05] <+quickshot84> i mean
[21:59:06] <+quickshot84> eep*
[21:59:10] <+quickshot84> bastet's mother is talking to me on msn
[21:59:11] <+quickshot84> T_T
[21:59:15] <+goodie> LOL
[21:59:17] <Bez> poke her
[21:59:19] <+goodie> why quickshot84?
[21:59:19] <+quickshot84> omg
[21:59:21] <+quickshot84> im
[21:59:22] <+quickshot84> running
[21:59:22] <+quickshot84> away
[21:59:23] <+quickshot84> so
[21:59:23] <+quickshot84> fast
[21:59:24] <+quickshot84> right
[21:59:25] <+quickshot84> no
[21:59:26] <+quickshot84> now*
[21:59:27] <+quickshot84> T_T

-Goodie

[Angelos.]

[12:51] <Amec> "too much amec" is an oxymoron too
[12:51] <trigger_mike> no amec and good is one
[12:51] <trigger_mike> and amec succeeded
[12:52] <Amec> as is "sexy amec"
[12:52] <Amec> wait
[12:52] <Amec> !!
[12:52] <Amec> "ugly amec" ***
[12:52] <Amec> damn it
[12:52] <Amec> =/
[12:52] <trigger_mike> no thats a fact

[Angelos.]

[15:44] <JOS> i console myself with the fact that i am both more win and sexier than Amec
[15:45] <Angelos> and that guy i hate
[15:45] * Apollo69 has quit IRC (Quit: Apollo69)
[15:45] <Amec> O_O
[15:45] <Amec> <JOS> i console myself with the fact that i am both more win and SEXIER than Amec
[15:45] <Amec> YEAH RIGHT!!!
[15:45] <Amec> The win bit is right though,,,
[15:45] <Amec> ...*
[15:45] <JOS> now you know what i think every time i see you put [sexy] into your name
[15:45] <Angelos> lol
[15:45] <Amec> lol
[15:46] <Angelos> i love the love-hate relationship between you two.
[15:46] <Amec>
[15:46] <Angelos> are you sure you've not got the hots for each other?
[15:46] <Angelos>
[15:46] <LordBalor> what sort of offspring would that produce
[15:46] <Zathras> ofc they do u numptty
[15:47] <LordBalor> and who would be the daddy
[15:47] <Angelos> lol
[15:47] <Angelos> i think JOS is the effiminate one
[15:47] <Angelos> he is the emo of course
[15:47] * Zathras is now known as JOmec
[15:47] <JOmec> daddy???
[15:47] <Angelos> lol
[15:47] <Angelos> haha
[15:47] <Amec> O_o
[15:47] <JOS> ...
[15:47] <Amec> ...
[15:47] * JOmec sits on JOS' lap
[15:47] <Angelos> don't deny it
[15:48] <JOmec> for christmas i want lots of toys
[15:48] * JOS drops a brick on JOmec's head
[15:48] <Angelos>
[15:48] <JOmec> good expensive toys..none of the crap ones
[15:48] <Angelos> child abuse
[15:48] <JOS> now son, go play in the traffic like a good boy
[15:48] <JOmec> CHILD ABUSE!!!!!
[15:48] * BAMMAGE has joined #stargatewars
[15:48] * Angelos is now known as Childprotectionofficer
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> i see there's child abuse happening here
[15:48] * JOS throws Amec at Childprotectionofficer
[15:48] * JOmec runs to Childprotectionofficer crying
[15:48] * Crusher trips JOmec! < 3431 >
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> we're going to fine you
[15:48] <Amec>
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> £5000
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> and then
[15:48] * JOS also gets the feeling there'll be quotage of this -_-
[15:48] <Childprotectionofficer> imprison you
[15:48] * LordBalor is now known as Pedo
[15:49] <JOmec> can i choose my new parents Childprotectionofficer?
[15:49] <Pedo> Why hey there JOmec
[15:49] <Pedo> want some candy
[15:49] <JOmec> oooh candy
[15:49] <Amec> no!
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> lol
[15:49] * JOS whips out a shotgun and fires, blowing Pedo apart at waist level
[15:49] <Amec> Don't take the candy!!!
[15:49] <JOmec> but he's got candy mommy
[15:49] <JOS> my kid!
[15:49] <Pedo>
[15:49] <JOS> only im allowed to mess him up for life
[15:49] <Pedo> so you want him
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> this is going to be a case study
[15:49] * Huntalaar has joined #stargatewars
[15:49] <Pedo> can I have sloppy seconds then?
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> i'm going to report you all
[15:49] <Amec> l/me rapes Pedo
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> damn pedos
[15:49] * Amec rapes Pedo*
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> and all those crappy parents
[15:49] <Childprotectionofficer> i ought to get the police in here
[15:50] * JOS teaches JOmec that its always his fault
[15:50] <Childprotectionofficer> they'll sort you all out
[15:50] <JOmec> >.<
[15:50] * Bonzo has left #stargatewars (Leaving.)
[15:50] <JOmec> but how could it be my fault..i was nowhere near the dinosaurs
[15:50] * JOS gives JOmec a 16mb connection and a WoW disk
[15:50] * Pedo gives JOmec another connection
[15:50] * JOS flees the country and blames it all on Amec
[15:50] <Amec> uh
[15:51] <Pedo> Stick it in the spare port and upload
[15:51] <Amec> >.>
[15:51] <Amec> <.<
[15:51] <Amec> wasn't me
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> well Amec..what do you have to say for yourself?
[15:51] * JOmec downloads porn and uses the WoW disc as a coffee mat
[15:51] <Amec> umm...
[15:51] <Amec> :'(
[15:51] <Amec> don't take away my baby
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> think carefully
[15:51] <Amec> like the dingo did
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> lol
[15:51] * Pedo is now known as Dingo
[15:51] * Dingo steals JOmec
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> blame it all on the dingo
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> you should be ashamed
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> bloody tassies
[15:51] * JOmec pee's over Dingo
[15:51] <Childprotectionofficer> lol
[15:52] <JOmec> opps need new nappy
[15:52] * JOS is now known as Osama_Bin_Laden
[15:52] * Osama_Bin_Laden recruits JOmec into the Taliban
[15:52] <Childprotectionofficer> no
[15:52] <Childprotectionofficer> that's child abuse again
[15:52] <Osama_Bin_Laden> fine
[15:52] <JOmec> i want candy and toys NOW
[15:52] <Childprotectionofficer> i'm going to fine you too
[15:52] * Osama_Bin_Laden plants drugs on JOmec and sends him to indonesia
[15:52] * JOmec throws a paddy
[15:52] * Osama_Bin_Laden hides in the Pakistani hills
[15:52] <JOmec> oooh candy LD
[15:52] <JOmec>
[15:52] * Childprotectionofficer hunts Osama_Bin_Laden down and fines him
[15:52] <Osama_Bin_Laden> pfft
[15:53] <Osama_Bin_Laden> you'll never find me
[15:53] <Osama_Bin_Laden> Bush cant, and he has billions to waste
[15:53] * Amec bribes Childprotectionofficer with 'pleasures'
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> bush found Osama_Bin_Laden yesterday
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> i should know
[15:53] <Amec> Don't carge me!
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> i was bush
[15:53] <Amec> charge*
[15:53] <Huntalaar> wth are you two doing
[15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> i lost the presidency
[15:53] <Osama_Bin_Laden> ...
[15:53] <JOmec> i like nush
[15:53] <JOmec> bush*
15:53] <Childprotectionofficer> and now i look after kids

[Angelos.]

[11:47] <Amec> why would there be stains on my pillow?
[11:47] <Amec> ...
[11:47] <Amec> Sheets maybe..
[11:47] <Amec> But pillow?
[11:47] <Amec> =/
[11:47] <Ducky> Amec, isn't the saying: Aim High?
[11:47] <Ducky>
[11:47] <Angelos> lol
[11:47] <Amec> I put my hand over it
[11:47] <Amec> so it doesnt go everywhere
[11:47] <Angelos> O_o
[11:48] <Angelos> lmao
[11:48] <Amec> then I wash my hands
[11:48] <Ducky> I think the saying is: TMI?

[Zeta - Twitch]

[12:40] <moneybagz121> hi bye
[12:40] ** Zeta spanks moneybagz121 with a two by four piece of treated red oak...
[12:40] ** Zeta beats the crap out of moneybagz121
[12:40] ** Zeta begins to pelt moneybagz121 w/ oversized marshmellows..hoping moneybagz121 will die soon.
[12:40] ** Zeta kills moneybagz121 with a piece of wood.
* Looking up moneybagz121 user info...
[12:40] <moneybagz121> f*** off
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