All of youse who didn't receive youser xmas gifts from Santy, please accept my sincere apologies for Mirax's behaviour today.
And please, try to understand that last week was very difficult and stressful for her. All that running arround looking for suitable gifts, queueing in the crowded shops and to take cash from an ATM, often in the rain, cleaning the entire gaff and doing her best to make sure everything is perfect for xmas really took it out of her and got on her nerves.
So when Santy showed up and instead of presenting her with some cute gift and saying something nice, he called her a "ho!" (3 times!!) she went berserk, kicked him in the knee first and when he started screaming she stuffed the whole turkey into his mouth and forced him to gulp it down in one piece. She then bashed his head with a frying pan, grabbed him and shoved out of the door and kick him in the arse so he fell down a few flights down losing all of his gifts which Anto next door subsequently collected and put in his shed to sell them off in the flats later on.
Once again. My apologies
