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That would be me
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Re: SGW Chat Quotes!
here's an old one we have had saved for a while...
<Zeratul> how to best cook a dragon?
<dibby> a linux dragon a devils drgon or a squishie dragon
<dibby> ??
<dibby>
<Devils_Dragon> not me
<Devils_Dragon> im not edible
<dibby> lol
<Zeratul> ok, how to best cook a dragon, but not devils_
<dibby> we could try lol
<Zeratul> what dragons are here?
<Zeratul> except devils_ and linux
<Devils_Dragon> supersquishiedragon :p
<Devils_Dragon> i saw cook the Linux_Dragon[KDE4]
<Devils_Dragon> kruncy delicious edible x4
<Devils_Dragon> *krunchy
* Zeratul throws some spices at Linux_Dragon[KDE4]
<dibby> i dont think linux dragon taste nice proably mutate use with its linux cds
<Zeratul> who said we have to eat it?
<Zeratul> besides, the cd's are easy to dodge
<dibby> o.o
<dibby> ok lets get him
* Zeratul puts Linux_Dragon[KDE4] into a big pot
* dibby starts throwing vegatbles in a pot for flavour
* Zeratul throws some spices into pot
* dibby starts stirring everything with a big spoon
* Zeratul puts a big bonfire under pot
* dibby tastes it to see what its like its mnissing something
* Zeratul adds some nuclear waste
* dibby throws extract of supersquish into pot for flavoring
* Zeratul adds a instant omega mix to pot
* supersquish wonders why dibby is throwing him into the pot
* Zeratul also adds a former CIA alliance mix
* dibby ok leavs pot to simmer for half hour
* Zeratul makes time go faster...
* dibby thinks its just about done but linux dragon looks abit tough
* Zeratul asks supersquish if he wants to taste the stew...
* dibby go ahead supersquish its nice
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<dibby> hey homeer
<homer> moin
* Zeratul greets homer
<homer> kinda dead around here
<Zeratul> it wasnt when Zeratul and dibby made a Linux_Dragon[KDE4] stew...
<homer> lol
<Zeratul> do you want to taste it?
<homer> sure why not
<Zeratul> it is over there... Zeratul points somewhere
<homer> hmm not bad but it need some salt
<homer> linux is kinda bland
<Zeratul> ok
<dibby> damn i new we forgot something
* Zeratul adds some salt...
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Re: SGW Chat Quotes!
[01:28:44] <Gatedialer> I was thinking lately
[01:28:50] <Ishmayeck> NO WAI
Don't expect that to happen again anytime soon.
[01:28:50] <Ishmayeck> NO WAI
Don't expect that to happen again anytime soon.
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Re: SGW Chat Quotes!
[27.01]@[14:35:35] <SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> gay
[27.01]@[14:35:37] <SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> :O
[27.01]@[14:35:38] <Auriel> apparently, so am I
[27.01]@[14:35:40] <Auriel> :S
[27.01]@[14:35:37] <SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> :O
[27.01]@[14:35:38] <Auriel> apparently, so am I
[27.01]@[14:35:40] <Auriel> :S
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Re: SGW Chat Quotes!
Self-pwnage.. yea..
To provide a little basic context..
ZzZz--ZzZz> im protected by Homer
<zesh> send me a texxxxxxxt!
<ZzZz--ZzZz> :D
<Auriel> lol
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<SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> gay
<SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> :O
<Auriel> apparently, so am I
<Auriel> :S
<ZzZz--ZzZz> lol
<Auriel> protected
<Auriel> not gay
<Auriel> >_<
<ZzZz--ZzZz> lol
<Auriel> :P
<homer> lol
LTC wrote:[27.01]@[14:35:35] <SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> gay
[27.01]@[14:35:37] <SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> :O
[27.01]@[14:35:38] <Auriel> apparently, so am I
[27.01]@[14:35:40] <Auriel> :S
To provide a little basic context..
ZzZz--ZzZz> im protected by Homer
<zesh> send me a texxxxxxxt!
<ZzZz--ZzZz> :D
<Auriel> lol
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<SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> gay
<SuperJediJesusMuffinMan> :O
<Auriel> apparently, so am I
<Auriel> :S
<ZzZz--ZzZz> lol
<Auriel> protected
<Auriel> not gay
<Auriel> >_<
<ZzZz--ZzZz> lol
<Auriel> :P
<homer> lol
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a gay auriel doesn't seem that implausible to me >_>
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Re: SGW Chat Quotes!
[23:49:02] (@quickshot84) okay Xavier
[23:49:07] (@quickshot84) that post was epic
[23:49:22] (@quickshot84) like
[23:49:26] (@quickshot84) /win
[23:49:32] (Xavier) well
[23:49:34] (Xavier) it should be
[23:49:35] (Xavier) i wrote it
[23:49:38] (@quickshot84) lol
[23:49:39] (@Anonymous) lol
awww i missed xavier
[23:49:07] (@quickshot84) that post was epic
[23:49:22] (@quickshot84) like
[23:49:26] (@quickshot84) /win
[23:49:32] (Xavier) well
[23:49:34] (Xavier) it should be
[23:49:35] (Xavier) i wrote it
[23:49:38] (@quickshot84) lol
[23:49:39] (@Anonymous) lol
awww i missed xavier
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<Amec> (what's a knob job?)
<AncientAnubis> you've never had one amec?
<Amec> what are they?
<AncientAnubis> erm, given one i mean
<AncientAnubis> shifting gears in your car....
<AncientAnubis> just say yes, you've done a knob job before
<Amec> yes, i've done a knob job before
<AncientAnubis> you've never had one amec?
<Amec> what are they?
<AncientAnubis> erm, given one i mean
<AncientAnubis> shifting gears in your car....
<AncientAnubis> just say yes, you've done a knob job before
<Amec> yes, i've done a knob job before
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and he wonders why people always say he fails :/
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[19:50] <Pungemo> it's AA
[19:50] * quicky_work eats Pungemo
[19:51] * Pungemo eats quicky out
[19:51] <@quicky_work> ow
[19:51] <@quicky_work> owww
[19:51] <@quicky_work> yes
[19:51] <Feri> it is AA
[19:51] <AncientAnubis> nah
[19:51] <@quicky_work> yesss
[19:51] <@quicky_work> YESSS
[19:51] <Feri> and quicky
[19:51] <AncientAnubis> it's the shell that was AA
[19:51] <@quicky_work> erm
[19:51] <@quicky_work> >_>
[19:51] <@quicky_work> <_,
[19:51] <@quicky_work> nothing to see here
[19:51] <Pungemo> not anymore anyway
[19:51] <Pungemo> and lol, where's the inside?
[19:50] * quicky_work eats Pungemo
[19:51] * Pungemo eats quicky out
[19:51] <@quicky_work> ow
[19:51] <@quicky_work> owww
[19:51] <@quicky_work> yes
[19:51] <Feri> it is AA
[19:51] <AncientAnubis> nah
[19:51] <@quicky_work> yesss
[19:51] <@quicky_work> YESSS
[19:51] <Feri> and quicky
[19:51] <AncientAnubis> it's the shell that was AA
[19:51] <@quicky_work> erm
[19:51] <@quicky_work> >_>
[19:51] <@quicky_work> <_,
[19:51] <@quicky_work> nothing to see here
[19:51] <Pungemo> not anymore anyway
[19:51] <Pungemo> and lol, where's the inside?
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Re: SGW Chat Quotes!
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck> I'm still with Lappy II
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Gatedialer> you caught yourself a good one, Amec
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck> it's been overv 2 years
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck>
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck> over*
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Amec> lol
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Gatedialer> and I'm still alone
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Gatedialer> it's been over 17 years
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Ishmayeck> and she still loves me ever so...
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Ishmayeck>
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Ishmayeck> in fact, in the absence of Parental Units tonight, Lappy II get some special time with me
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <mlnw> Gatedialer's a virgin
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <mlnw> <_<
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Gatedialer> sadly not lies
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer>
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> meh
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> you'll learn to live with it eventually
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer> uh
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer> its called my hand
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Anonymous> but arnt' you already 17 by now?
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> ...
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> at least I have Lappy II...
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> that's better than a hand
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer> exactly why its over 17 years
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> meh
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> aloneness is good
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ferra> QOUTE!
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> you don't get dragged back
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> when you're running in between turbines with aliens shooting at you...
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> you can just run
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> and not worry about anyone else
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> aloneness is good.
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Gatedialer> sounds awesome
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> and now the song comes out and coes "ich bin allein" or some such
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> :/
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> irony...
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> goes*
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Gatedialer> why would it be different if I was already over 17, Anonymous?
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> most of my friends all got that out of the way by 16 or sooner :p
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> florida chicks are easy
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> maybe if you went outside and talked to actual girls you wouldnt be a virgin Gatedialer...
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <mlnw> anyone here ever dated a french chick before??
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> just not disrible
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> Ishmayeck cant do anything...
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> hes in the middle of no where
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> theres no girls
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> I don't like french food
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Gatedialer> don't worry
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> there are cows
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> meh... as I said, aloneness is good.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> ...
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Anonymous> all booze and bad cheese
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> ...
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Gatedialer> it woudn't be hard to train a french chick how to make a good sammich
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> I knew someone was gonna come out and say that
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> ishy, you've never...
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> no.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> whew
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> I haven't.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> okay
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> the dreams involving the horse were completely involuntary.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] * Anonymous smacks Ishmayeck
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> and from lack of contact with other species.
[01/30/08 11:45pm] * Ishmayeck bleeds
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <mlnw> lol
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Anonymous> you really need to get out of the country
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <AncientAnubis> bleeding isnt what it's called mate
[01/30/08 11:45pm] * Gatedialer is dying laughing
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> yeah...
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> I do
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> lies AncientAnubis
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> but I mean come on...
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> I fed and took care of those horses
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> twice a day
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> and inbetween those times
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <AncientAnubis> that sexy little brown mare catch your eye?
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ferra> O_O
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Gatedialer> you caught yourself a good one, Amec
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck> it's been overv 2 years
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck>
[01/30/08 11:38pm] <Ishmayeck> over*
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Amec> lol
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Gatedialer> and I'm still alone
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Gatedialer> it's been over 17 years
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Ishmayeck> and she still loves me ever so...
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Ishmayeck>
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Ishmayeck> in fact, in the absence of Parental Units tonight, Lappy II get some special time with me
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <mlnw> Gatedialer's a virgin
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <mlnw> <_<
[01/30/08 11:39pm] <Gatedialer> sadly not lies
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer>
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> meh
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> you'll learn to live with it eventually
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer> uh
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer> its called my hand
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Anonymous> but arnt' you already 17 by now?
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> ...
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> at least I have Lappy II...
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Ishmayeck> that's better than a hand
[01/30/08 11:40pm] <Gatedialer> exactly why its over 17 years
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> meh
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> aloneness is good
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ferra> QOUTE!
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> you don't get dragged back
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> when you're running in between turbines with aliens shooting at you...
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> you can just run
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> and not worry about anyone else
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Ishmayeck> aloneness is good.
[01/30/08 11:41pm] <Gatedialer> sounds awesome
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> and now the song comes out and coes "ich bin allein" or some such
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> :/
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> irony...
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Ishmayeck> goes*
[01/30/08 11:42pm] <Gatedialer> why would it be different if I was already over 17, Anonymous?
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> most of my friends all got that out of the way by 16 or sooner :p
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> florida chicks are easy
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> maybe if you went outside and talked to actual girls you wouldnt be a virgin Gatedialer...
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <mlnw> anyone here ever dated a french chick before??
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> just not disrible
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> Ishmayeck cant do anything...
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> hes in the middle of no where
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Ferra> theres no girls
[01/30/08 11:43pm] <Anonymous> I don't like french food
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Gatedialer> don't worry
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> there are cows
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> meh... as I said, aloneness is good.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> ...
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Anonymous> all booze and bad cheese
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> ...
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Gatedialer> it woudn't be hard to train a french chick how to make a good sammich
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> I knew someone was gonna come out and say that
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> ishy, you've never...
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> no.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> whew
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> I haven't.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <AncientAnubis> okay
[01/30/08 11:44pm] <Ishmayeck> the dreams involving the horse were completely involuntary.
[01/30/08 11:44pm] * Anonymous smacks Ishmayeck
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> and from lack of contact with other species.
[01/30/08 11:45pm] * Ishmayeck bleeds
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <mlnw> lol
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Anonymous> you really need to get out of the country
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <AncientAnubis> bleeding isnt what it's called mate
[01/30/08 11:45pm] * Gatedialer is dying laughing
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> yeah...
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> I do
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> lies AncientAnubis
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> but I mean come on...
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> I fed and took care of those horses
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> twice a day
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ishmayeck> and inbetween those times
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <AncientAnubis> that sexy little brown mare catch your eye?
[01/30/08 11:45pm] <Ferra> O_O
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I wouldLTC wrote:Who would op amec ffs?
<Anonymous> Amec is a bezusexual
Made me lol hard...<mlnw> im an expert in romance
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21:09… Amec: I was hoping to expand my polygamus/bisexual horizons with Bez...
21:09… Bez: hehe
21:09… Amec:
21:09… Bez: key phrase Tyson: Guys don't count
21:09… Bez: buttt
21:09… Amec: :<
21:09… Bez: i guess i could wear a dress
21:09… Amec: !!
21:09… Amec: I wanna wear the dress!!
21:09… Bez: NEIN
21:09… Amec: hmm
21:10… Bez: mine
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Ferra, you edited the quote, but made it so its harder to understand. -.-
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[21:51] <Paul> but Ishmayeck is right
Hehe... Paul said I was right >_>
Never shalt I let him live this one down!
~+Ishmayeck+~
Hehe... Paul said I was right >_>
Never shalt I let him live this one down!
~+Ishmayeck+~