what my email looks like....(its not pretty...watch yourself

[~Nagini~]

he is the pet of satin himself.
but their has in recent years been proof presented that shows satin is really evil chickens pet

interesting... very interesting...
so evil chicken has demon pet, where do i get one of those?

If Satan is my chicken's pet, and my chicken is my pet... does that make me Chuck Norris?

lol why is everything related to chuck norris????

[Juliette]

interesting... very interesting...
so evil chicken has demon pet, where do i get one of those?

Try Midnight's store.

lol why is everything related to chuck norris????

Chuck Norris is the rumoured Deity behind all this.
He is on par with Xenu, yet again, not at all, as he is higher.
He is everything.


In some people's.. silly minds.

[Legendary Apophis]

lol why is everything related to chuck norris????

Chuck Norris is the rumoured Deity behind all this.
He is on par with Xenu, yet again, not at all, as he is higher.
He is everything.


In some people's.. silly minds.

[Mystake]

this is ontop of a damn IE bug that keeps popping up new windows of ads dman if i know how to get rid of it....

this is one example of about 1100 i get a day....
just so you 'feel me '

and of course - my chicken....



FROM: MR.KAI CHIN.
(Senior Vice President, Head of Corporate Banking Division).
Fubon Bank Limited Hong Kong.
38 Des Voeux Road Central,
Hong Kong.
Email:-(chin_k@yahoo.com.hk)

FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because
you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual
interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone
who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr.Kai.Chin. Senior Vice President, Head of Corporate Banking Division
{Fubon Bank Ltd Hong Kong} I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I
will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to
your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything
concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please
endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.


Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we
shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us.

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below
(chin_k@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more
information's about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me
because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this
venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr.Kai Chin.

hehe you act like you're the only one jason.

[~Nagini~]

interesting... very interesting...
so evil chicken has demon pet, where do i get one of those?

Try Midnight's store.

lol why is everything related to chuck norris????

Chuck Norris is the rumoured Deity behind all this.
He is on par with Xenu, yet again, not at all, as he is higher.
He is everything.


In some people's.. silly minds.

who's Midnight and where do i find this amaizing store??

He is everything???
does he hold the source of power of the universe??

[Juliette]

who's Midnight and where do i find this amaizing store??

Do not laugh about Midnight. It may come back to haunt you.
If you need to find Midnight, just follow your spider senses.

He is everything???
does he hold the source of power of the universe??

Apparently, he is the source of power of the universe.
He is also 42.
And allah. And whatever deity you can think of..
And yet, he is more.
He is Nirvana, plus one.


Again, this is only an urban myth, a fable for children's bedtime.

[Nimras]

lol ok or this one in case people play Wow and if your actually stupid enough to do what it ask you deserve to loose your account:

Account Suspended
From: wowacountreview@live.com on behalf of World of Warcraft Game Master Team (wowacountreview@blizzard.com)
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Sent:Tuesday, January 22, 2008 3:14:04 PM
To:





Greetings!

We are writing to inform you that, unfortunately, we have had to temporarily suspend your World of Warcraft account and place a final warning on it.

It has come to our attention that You are trying to sell/trade your personal World of Warcraft account.As You may or may not be aware of, this conflicts with the EULA and The Terms of Agreement. If this proves to be true, Your account can and will be disabled. It will be ongoing for further investigation by Blizzard employee's.
Blizzard might consider taking legal actions against your crime, if it seems too be of an extreme nature.


If You wish not to get Your account suspended You should immediately verify Your account. This action is undertaken because we at Blizzard Entertainment take these sales quite serious. We need to confirm that You are the original owner of the account.


This is easiest done by confirming Your personal information along with concealed information about your account.
You can confirm that You are the original owner of the account by loggin on your account management page:

http://www.wow-europe.com/account

If You ignore this mail Your account can and will be closed permanently.
Any further attemts at a sale related to Your IP will result in an immediate termination of all accounts in Your possession.



Regards,

Blizzard Entertainment Europe
Account Administration Team
TSA 60 001
78143 Villacoublay Cedex France

[chucknorris101]

He is everything???
does he hold the source of power of the universe??

Apparently, he is the source of power of the universe.
He is also 42.
And allah. And whatever deity you can think of..
And yet, he is more.
He is Nirvana, plus one.


Again, this is only an urban myth, a fable for children's bedtime.

Thats no Urban Myth, thats me!

[~Nagini~]

He is everything???
does he hold the source of power of the universe??

Apparently, he is the source of power of the universe.
He is also 42.
And allah. And whatever deity you can think of..
And yet, he is more.
He is Nirvana, plus one.


Again, this is only an urban myth, a fable for children's bedtime.

Thats no Urban Myth, thats me!

[J.S.]

Only 60 today

Lets get some of the interesting ones shall we.. First off I didn't know I paid American taxes but meh... Of course working for Amazon you never know but then you would think they would send this to my work email address

Tax refund (Message ID w43ed435)‏
From: Internet Revenue Service (<deleted URL>)
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Sent: 12 February 2008 18:21:50
Reply-to: <deleted URL>
To:



A Secure Way to Receive Your Tax Refunds

After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that
you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $873.20.
Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 3-9 days in order to
process it.

A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons.
For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.

To access the form for your tax refund, please click here


Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.


Regards,
Internal Revenue Service



Copyright 2008, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A. All rights reserved.

This Email has been scanned for all viruses by Cerius IT Solutions Email Scanning Services, utilizing Postini's exclusive Preemptive Email Protection Technology. For more information on a proactive anti-virus service working around the clock, around the globe, contact us at: support@ceriusit.com.




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There are the LAZY ones


hello‏
From: Frances Jackson (francesjackson97573@yahoo.com)
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Sent: 11 February 2008 11:41:32
To: M (tsirbraqirio@hotmail.com)

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From: Mihael Miles (mihaeariamiln@gmail.com)
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Sent: 09 February 2008 14:53:27
To:

Triwizard Tournament. Chos face stood out particularly clearly in th
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Crouch attacked you? Crouch attacked you? The Triwizard judge? the name... and they had been plotting to kill someone else... him!them back in his bedroom on Privet Drive. Hermione gasped and starte

[~Nagini~]

hmm, is the IRS one true? looks kinda real, but u never now

how come i never get the harry potter ones?