Masser for hire

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Masser for hire

Once again I'll be a merc to do the dirty job for you :) I can hit ANYONE in the game so don't be worried by me not reaching the defence. However, the bigger the defence is, the more it'll cost you. For massing:
  • defences it'll cost you: 80 mil for my happiness, 30 mil for turns and the rest depends on the amount of supers I'll loose and weapon repairs.
  • For getting me to mass and AC it'll cost you twice as much for my happiness and turns and repairs, while the naq required to hire me will be higher for only 30 mil.
  • For getting me to mass def, AC AND sab, it'll cost you same amount as for getting me to mass and AC with aditional 30 mil.

Your name will stay confidentional and for aditional
100 mil I'll protect you from being farmed by farming back those who farm u (unless they're my allies, then I'll try to get them to stop farming u by messaging them). The price right now may seem a bit big but then think how much naq u'd have to spend in order to mass a player and u'll see (of course unless u can beat his defence urself, right now) it's cheaper to hire me.
I give myself the right to refuse the deal with no explanations if I choose to, but normaly won't refuse it unless the player u want massed is my allie or friend.

~Jack
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Re: Masser for hire

I'm not a "higher a masser" person, but I thought of something that might help you and your potential customers...

You might want to post a list of names that you won't mass. That way people will feel more comfortable contacting you because they won't be as afraid. I think most thinking players would be worried that you would tell your friend that someone wanted to mass them after you refused the contract.

I'm not saying that you would breach confidence on a contract that you accepted, but if it was a friend and a contract you refused... You made no promises and gave no info on who who be off-limits to you.

Just an idea. Have fun.

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Re: Masser for hire

Those who jack doesnt mass ill mass... and then i might mass the dude who asks... and jack and my self... wait.. i cant.... well lets say this is SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM

sorry jack he he ... :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042 :smt042
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Mass High Empty =D
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Re: Masser for hire

Freestyle304 wrote:You might want to post a list of names that you won't mass. That way people will feel more comfortable contacting you because they won't be as afraid. I think most thinking players would be worried that you would tell your friend that someone wanted to mass them after you refused the contract.


whats the fun in that?
it'd make those people feel safe... and that isnt fun is it?
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Re: Masser for hire

True, but I'd guess the people he won't mass would be pretty sure of that fact already.

I'm suggesting that his business will improve if his clients feel safe. shrug. I don't foresee being on the safe or the client list though... and I also hope not on "list 3." :shock:
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Re: Masser for hire

As I've said - name stays confidentional. This doesn't change no matter what, even if I refuse the job, it'll stay confidentional. So anyone who wants to order a job will stay confidentional and completly safe. For some custumers I might even give a discount.

And freestyle u definatly aren't on safe list. That is sure. The rest is up to targets and me and if I decide to put u on my red list, u'll know sooner than anyone else :wink:

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Re: Masser for hire

hey mass smooshable....
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Re: Masser for hire

Ill give you 3b naq to keep Jack Oneil on 0 defense and low strike for the rest of the wave :-D ... But you have to mass/Sab him every time his stats even look like they are going up :lol:
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says my chearleader :-D
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THE HORROR, THE HORROR...: HippyFool, having no defensive army to protect their realm, was forced (by the local populations) to send out their Politicians to negotiate with the invading forces!! But not all Politicians have silvery (or is it slithery?) tongues...
The negotiations ended with Jack Oneil getting everything they wanted, and the 1,851 of Jack Oneil's forces permanently silencing of HippyFool's Politicians.


oh noes, my chearleader just got a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice massage :lol: what was it, 2,5k supers and what, 13k spies? :lol:

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Re: Masser for hire

forgett about him
is out of busnnes :lol:
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Bebita a known Spy from the server war, who joined TO under false pretences yet again has a filthy trick up his sleave. In fact it appears the Filth up his sleave is DDE and Mayhem. When confronted about them supporting Bebita and Rob3rt (as there were suspicions as to be a tiny account got his MS and Naq / Turns etc) neither deny their involved behind the scenes but instead hint towards it being a coincidence.
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catch ya later :D
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Re: Masser for hire

whatever makes u sleep better...
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Re: Masser for hire

so once Jack is massed... who will be massed.. bebita and jack out... mmm hippy or sleepy... or ..... smooshable ?
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bebita is not out :-D
to be out i must be touched :lol:
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Tziki wrote:
Bebita a known Spy from the server war, who joined TO under false pretences yet again has a filthy trick up his sleave. In fact it appears the Filth up his sleave is DDE and Mayhem. When confronted about them supporting Bebita and Rob3rt (as there were suspicions as to be a tiny account got his MS and Naq / Turns etc) neither deny their involved behind the scenes but instead hint towards it being a coincidence.
R8 wrote:the shock of seeing bebita in my attack logs after so long was too much to handle so I had to hit vac mode to try and recover for a few days

catch ya later :D
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