Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

[Why So Serious?]

Well mine was from a long time ago when i was a noob i think i raided about 100k of a guy and he threatened to have me shot and my mother to be rap3d by his dog....lolish

[Mathlord]

After I farmed him, I got this pm:

oh mathlord, answer me these math problems three

1/ differentiate e^x
2/ x 77 > 13x -3^2
3/ if the second derivative of y is equal to 6x 3 then what is the 1st derivative of y?


I answered them

[Juliette]

After I farmed him, I got this pm:

oh mathlord, answer me these math problems three

1/ differentiate e^x
2/ x 77 > 13x -3^2
3/ if the second derivative of y is equal to 6x 3 then what is the 1st derivative of y?


I answered them

rofl

[Milenko]

I got it today:

Ya you guys have fun because its taken me 7months to get the defenses of 1,250,??? and 4,???,??? weapons now bup kess so from the bottom of my heart thanks

[TokKo]

Ive had plenty...my favourite was from Raitei which scored a spot in my sig, these were the 3 PMs i got from him though

You cocksucking piece of ****...i'll mass you to hell...mother****ing *******..

Nice work *******...you cant count on AK getting in on this...****ing *******...i'll make sure you never play this game again...mother****e

You're a pathetic piece of ****..you mother****ing *******...im just sad there are people in alpha who i know and a piece of garbage like doesnt deserve to be in that alliance...

This was in the past week which i thought was pretty funny...from someone with 200k army

You are going down. Kiss your account goodbye.

K

[Mukasa]

yeh Raitei is sick....he needs help...asap

[Zeratul]

TokKo, could you please * out all the inappropriate words in that sig of yours? (and not just half)

some people using these forums arent that old... also, this forum is meant to be good for all ages...

[Legendary Apophis]

I have a gold history about funny pms...

All from ONE, targetmaster who deleted his account now lmao, I only selected the best, as there are many pms sent lol

kicking me out. ohh boy u will learn about problems now

ohhh boy u realy are a *** were has the real leader gone then.

the real leader will not be happy when u kicked their friend out.

we been gaming for over a year.

The FORUMS ARE GAY THEIR IS NO POINT TO THEM.

WHAT DO U WANT ME TO POST. BUT YOU ARE A [very rude "gay" word version].

My other friend however. Is one very good one.

YOU TELL ME THO WHAT ON EARTH IS THEIR TO POST ABOUT.
by ther way i reackon by tomz my friend will seee the request for a full bor assination. mabe more. I saved his ass he saves mine.

ts a personaly war. and criky the orginaly leader. wow i so scared me and her talk on msn a gd bit still.
is this because i blocked u on msn. huh huh huh. god ur a little 5 year old.

hey look my uu gone. after that trade has been accepted with my message u will be terminated.
For as long as pay and i already in credit with over a few mil uu

i had not wante to be added. then people add me so i repirt to msn that i gettingf spamed.
and i block u.
I deh want friggin strangers adding me. criky it seems like ur a pedofile when u deh say much

What a nerd I was 17 at that time sigh...


Then LTC suggested me to do this:

Just send him this:

Subject: Peace

Message text:

Hey, your secret commander contacted me and told me to declare peace on you and hold all hostile actions against you. I also brokered you for ** bill naq and **k UU for the damages.
I am deeply sorry, i hope we will get along from now on.

Regards, Apophis.


And then, when he answeres (or when you are sure he saw the first one and checked the broker) send him another one:

Subject: Hello

Message text:
Fooled.


Regards, Apophis.

Got this in reply by the noob lmao:

My secret one still on holiday

i am going to wait my comerads are back. i will have a dicusion with them first. i aint accepting any broker yet.

[Mordack]

I like the people who threaten to get Omega on me.

[Almost38]

LMAO

[Heisenberg]

Ha Ha amazing

Threatening to get your own alliance onto you

Mines had to ave been from a guy under 100k army who i just hit from over 20 bil (must have done a market trade)

Return My naq you noob, i was getting my u.p up, and just wait till i get that same amount of naq next week, my u.p will be higher than yours and i will grow and mass everything you have!

i found this funny as i have a 500k u.p

[Legendary Apophis]

Hmmm the recent random 100+bil naq hits I did got no pm back...I'm sad for this
Little people with wayyyyy too much naq to handle lol

[Heisenberg]

Yeah then they threaten you or something

and its like you had a tiny defence and tiny army with **(*) naq out!

[Mordack]

Ive had plenty...my favourite was from Raitei which scored a spot in my sig, these were the 3 PMs i got from him though

You cocksucking piece of ****...i'll mass you to hell...mother****ing *******..

Nice work *******...you cant count on AK getting in on this...****ing *******...i'll make sure you never play this game again...mother****e

You're a pathetic piece of ****..you mother****ing *******...im just sad there are people in alpha who i know and a piece of garbage like doesnt deserve to be in that alliance...

This was in the past week which i thought was pretty funny...from someone with 200k army

You are going down. Kiss your account goodbye.

K

I'm tempted to mass that Raitei in the hopes of recieving a similarly hilarious response.

[Teal'auc of the Void]

Darn, why don't I get any funny PM's...
I'd use some dose of laugher as well... So yeah, thanks for sharing those...



Teal'auc