Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Forum for all general ingame discussion.
Post Reply
User avatar
Nightmare
Forum Elite
Posts: 1529
Joined: Sat May 20, 2006 4:00 am
Alliance: The Dark Legion
Race: Roman
ID: 0
Location: London

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Mukasa wrote:yeh Raitei is sick....he needs help...asap

I've had my fair share from him too

Blahh got some pms yesterday stating that the guy would spend all his resources to track him down, and then send Gypsies and albanians to beat him up :?
Image
Image
Hai. I'm zeb. How do you do?
Top
User avatar
Heisenberg
Forum Expert
Posts: 1450
Joined: Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:28 pm
Alliance: TDD
ID: 84840
Alternate name(s): The Architect
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland.

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Nightmare wrote:
Mukasa wrote:yeh Raitei is sick....he needs help...asap

I've had my fair share from him too

Blahh got some pms yesterday stating that the guy would spend all his resources to track him down, and then send Gypsies and albanians to beat him up :?



What The Hell?

Whats up with this guy?
Image
Top
Snow Wulf
Forum Irregular
Posts: 340
Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:32 am
Alliance: mH
Race: System Lord
ID: 44772
Location: Slovenia, land of the best

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Pef wrote:Subject:

Message text:

proklet and #353;upak en!
from julck
maybe someone can translate it




i'd translate it as damn **Filtered**. well not rly original i should say....



well gues your backside is filtred here on these forums :lol:
Image



[Λ mH] Roeland / Buying AT's says:
enter me all you want nooby booby



LOL
Top
User avatar
blahh
Forum Elite
Posts: 1570
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:09 pm
Alliance: Free as a bird
Race: T101
ID: 1337
Location: dislocated
Contact:
Contact blahh

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

I got a rather large series of them yesterday when i caught by accident a person while ascending and raided about good 45mil off him.

Now like i told him i can quite understand his frustration, but sadly in sgw its so that a luck of one person is usualy based on misfortune of another.

Cant realy post them here, as they are in slovene, and wouldnt help ya alot, but to sum up most contain serious injury to death threats, containing some nice nicknames for me, finding out my rl data, and coming to visit me with either gypsies albanians,.. or idk who else...

I personaly wouldnt quite qualify them as funny, but than again on the other side, dunno where else to put them, considering its all a game we play..
We arent evil...
we just dont like you. (TheBlade™)
Image

Image

Blagor se bolnim na duhu kajti njih tema je vecna
Image
Top
User avatar
MEZZANINE
Forum Addict
Posts: 4453
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:39 am
Alliance: Forgotten Serenity
Race: System Lord
ID: 81691
Location: CARDIFF

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Now like i told him i can quite understand his frustration, but sadly in sgw its so that a luck of one person is usualy based on misfortune of another.


I like this quote and might have to pinch it, I think thats kinda true of real life too :lol:
Image

Image

Image
Spoiler
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 459,329,001
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 74,293,522,376,607
Attack Turns Used(1) 1,731,971
Top
User avatar
Juliette
Verified
The Queen
Posts: 31802
Joined: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:57 pm
Race: Royalty
ID: 4323
Alternate name(s): Cersei Lannister
Location: Ultima Thule

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Are Gypsies and Albanians dangerous then? :? Or what, are they mercenaries?

The latest in a LONG string of messages..
hi can u ask ur officer lord katsumoto why he has massed and totaly destroyed my officers defence ???? my officer is *>>1st name removed<<* as i cant see why he has done this, any help on this matter would be a big help
i wud ask him my self but wud prob be massed my self
thanks *>>2nd name removed<<*

Asked him why he would expect my officer [when massing] NOT to take the complete defence. Reply was funny, but not post-worthy. :P
Image
Top
User avatar
TokKo
Forum Intermediate
Posts: 862
Joined: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:39 am
Location: Australia

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Zeratul wrote:TokKo, could you please * out all the inappropriate words in that sig of yours? (and not just half)

some people using these forums arent that old... also, this forum is meant to be good for all ages...

its copied and pasted exactly how he sent it, i never changed anything.....
Image
Image]
Top
Demon Eater
Forum Regular
Posts: 667
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:59 am
Alliance: Army of Helamen
Race: Demon
ID: 0
Location: under the rough surface of earth

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

lol i got this one from a farm iv been farming for like 5 months then he sends me this funny one

OI!y the **** are u attacking me fur****sake!jesus christ!what the **** is wrong with u i been playing this game for ****ing ages u PRICK!mother****er!wasting my ****ing time and effort u ****!


thakallus, crypt0n is galactic and cloud_strife2 tell me that your a **Filtered** and u love to suck **Filtered** and take a big hard **Filtered** up in the bum....


got that from

Davidius


funny fello he is :lol: :lol:
KiwiNZ shall be remembered

[Alpha-Bravo] Don Lewis says:
demon eater is in pi in sgw right?
[Alpha] Dan_crossy says:
yeah
[Alpha] Dan_crossy says:
good guy
[Alpha-Bravo] Don Lewis says:
yeah, i would trade 2 of my guys for him lol


Image
Top
HairyMehoff
Forum Expert
Posts: 1429
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:21 pm
ID: 0

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

a guy with 2 million army, 45 billion naq out. i took it. this is what i got today.
you'll repay me or else ill make you suffer


my response: hahahahahaha lick my squirrel food half pint.

I've been reading the forums you piece of ****! you might be bigger than me but i swear i'll bring you down.



my response: Oh yeah buddy how is that?


i'll just tell omega you're talking **** about them again. say bye bye to your account!



:? that might work....
Top
nobodyhere
Forum Irregular
Posts: 273
Joined: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:06 pm

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

my best PM was from a guy who i was farming relentlessly due to his extremely large income and very little defence.

after about a month of me farming this guy he sends me a PM asking me to stop, nothing wrong with asking so i said sure not a problem.
i then get a second PM telling me i am only stopping because i have realized the error of my ways and if i attacked him again he will send all 1000 of his supers to get me :lol:

this was over 2 years ago when i had about 5 mil men and this guy had just under 1.5

shame i never kept the PM, was funny as hell.
in a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

~George Orwell
Top
EliteAceMan
Forum Irregular
Posts: 496
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:56 am
Alliance: Dirty Dozen [DD]
Race: Tauri
ID: 19889
Location: PA-USA
Contact:
Contact EliteAceMan

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Message text:

hey!
can u be my commander please????
I need a good tollan or tauri commander and ur obviously very good!
Image
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Dirty Dozen Command Staff [EWO] (Retired)
Email = acethegreatone@gmail email say hello (Feb 2015)
Slayer of the Forum
TheOrigin {Descended from this realm...for now...}
Top
User avatar
Mordack
The Spider
Posts: 4814
Joined: Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:37 pm
ID: 8500
Location: Underneath the spreading chestnut tree

Honours and Awards

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

EliteAceMan wrote:
Message text:

hey!
can u be my commander please????
I need a good tollan or tauri commander and ur obviously very good!


You ever gonna get back to me on that?
"I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.."

(TB)
Top
User avatar
Phoenix of Terra
Forum Zombie
Posts: 5182
Joined: Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:02 am
Alliance: ex-TSA
Race: Troll
ID: 12371123
Location: Right there! Not there, THERE! *sigh* Nevermind...

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Mordack wrote:
EliteAceMan wrote:
Message text:

hey!
can u be my commander please????
I need a good tollan or tauri commander and ur obviously very good!


You ever gonna get back to me on that?

Lo; :-D
My name is red because I'm one of the few Tok`ra. Your questions have now been answered.
Image
Pimping D wrote:if this game has made you cry please delete your account and get a life
Prophet of Truth wrote:You are an impediment that the universe can no longer abide. Nature itself cries out for your destruction...
The Phoenix Awards!
Top
Darth Optimus
Forum Expert
Posts: 1215
Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:20 pm
Race: Ancient
ID: 0
Location: Parts unknown
Contact:
Contact Darth Optimus

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

I just got this pm from a player "WTH, do you want to give me some of that back? or is this the way you play the game?"

I can only say build a bigger Defense.
Top
User avatar
Lord Priape
Forum Irregular
Posts: 281
Joined: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:47 pm
Alliance: Dark Dominium Empire
ID: 0
Location: Seattle System Lord

Re: Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

Can i ask how you get the info all ????? on the battlefield?


My response: In order to see the ????? on someones stats you need to Spy on them make sure your covert action if better than thiers or you will lose allot of spies.


Man, i just lost all my spies trying to get your ????'s Can you send my spies back?
Image
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds
Top
Post Reply

Return to “StarGateWars General”