Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

[Z E R O]

What the hell does Pontsey even mean?

[Legendary Apophis]

pontsey isn't defined yet.
from urbandictionary.com

So I guess...nothing

[Nightmare]

Got this one today:

Hi wud you like 2 b my officer? I offer protection and a relly good income boost (100million!) i can help u too and send u naq

[Z E R O]

Got this one today:

Hi wud you like 2 b my officer? I offer protection and a relly good income boost (100million!) i can help u too and send u naq

I can beat his offer, 400m/turn

Meh, can't blame a guy for trying.. Right? XD

[Catsupmotor]

Are Gypsies and Albanians dangerous then? Or what, are they mercenaries?

The latest in a LONG string of messages..

hi can u ask ur officer lord katsumoto why he has massed and totaly destroyed my officers defence ???? my officer is *>>1st name removed<<* as i cant see why he has done this, any help on this matter would be a big help
i wud ask him my self but wud prob be massed my self
thanks *>>2nd name removed<<*

Asked him why he would expect my officer [when massing] NOT to take the complete defence. Reply was funny, but not post-worthy.

I can't believe you never shared the message with me...what a bad CO... Who was it??? Anyway, I used to get some ridiculous ones myself...but I ascended and lost them all...oh well off to get some more

[ThunderCat]

I got a few. Not as good as all yours, but a good few.

So I massed someone for vulturing after the TT vs FUALL war. Then after telling why I massed him, he sent me this:

Hm, yeah, I\'m sure that is fine and all, but it isn\'t exact ally like ******s like you paste it all over your page now is it?

F*cking grow and and leave other people alone or face retaliation. Because I\'m not going to get over this simply because it was twice without knowledge and because I didn\'t know that.

So I\'d watch your back.

So I laughed at his threats and threatened to sit on him if he didn't apologize for being rude.

then I got:

*Shrug*

Well, what are you going to do? Destroy my account on a game? Oh no, will my life be down the plug hole? God sakes, your a sad little man if you think destroying my account will ruin me deep down inside me. Do what ever you want, I couldn\'t care less. Just remember what a sad little man you are whilst your doing it.

[Catsupmotor]

*Shrug*

Well, what are you going to do? Destroy my account on a game? Oh no, will my life be down the plug hole? God sakes, your a sad little man if you think destroying my account will ruin me deep down inside me. Do what ever you want, I couldn\'t care less. Just remember what a sad little man you are whilst your doing it.

[ThunderCat]

funny thing is that i'm not a sad little man. in fact i'm quite happy, and i'm 6 foot 4 inches and 225 pounds....

[darkness5723]

haha. sorry to necro this thread... but i couldnt find the other one and i got a great series of PMs.

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why did u mass me?
just for fun or what? 

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tell me a reason and pray to god that is a good one
tell me where you live 

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 know why u massed me.
you are a **** multi
cheater ass

i tell admins

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i told the admins to check you, i hope you will get banned forever
whoever we have to wait till the admins know about my msg, i hope it will not take long 

LOL. silly noobs.

BTW this is all from same person, and I didn't even send him a repy.. he just sent all those one after another.

[Legendary Apophis]

haha. sorry to necro this thread... but i couldnt find the other one and i got a great series of PMs.

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why did u mass me?
just for fun or what? 

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tell me a reason and pray to god that is a good one
tell me where you live 

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 know why u massed me.
you are a **** multi
cheater ass

i tell admins

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i told the admins to check you, i hope you will get banned forever
whoever we have to wait till the admins know about my msg, i hope it will not take long 

LOL. silly noobs.

BTW this is all from same person, and I didn't even send him a repy.. he just sent all those one after another.

Now I think the long discussed option of n00b of the year award has another reason to be put inplace! That's some noob glod stuff imo there!

[Don Lewis]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

[Azarak]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

LMAO

[Shornaal]

lmao! These are funny.

I had some really sweet ones after i massed ST. They seam to have been deleted along with the user....

[SSG EnterTheLion]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

LMAO

Only immature little fools use the 'gay' words as insults nowadays..So who's the 12 year old there? lol

[Envy]

*Look arround*

I dont see any 12 year old Etl