Funniest Pm Youve Ever Had

[LTC]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

LMAO

Only immature little fools use the 'gay' words as insults nowadays..So who's the 12 year old there? lol

Cant help it:

YOUR MOM!

[SSG EnterTheLion]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

LMAO

Only immature little fools use the 'gay' words as insults nowadays..So who's the 12 year old there? lol

Cant help it:

YOUR MOM!

lol my mother is long dead...and if she were not, she might have broken you in half lol. I didn't know her very well but she was extremely tough. Walked out of the hospital with me hours after I was born..and I was bloody 12lb or so at birth.

[ThunderCat]

Well, today I was massing a noob who farmed my officer. He was online throughout the whole massing. But instead of doing things normal people do when they're being massed: nox, critical, ppt, repair weapons, perg, mass back, etc I got this message:

what script are you using

Well, when I mass I use the tactic where you hold down the enter key and hold down the attack button, but i feel very good to see that I am so good at massing I must be using a script

[LTC]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

LMAO

Only immature little fools use the 'gay' words as insults nowadays..So who's the 12 year old there? lol

Cant help it:

YOUR MOM!

lol my mother is long dead...and if she were not, she might have broken you in half lol. I didn't know her very well but she was extremely tough. Walked out of the hospital with me hours after I was born..and I was bloody 12lb or so at birth.

Sorry about the comment then.

[SSG EnterTheLion]

A friend was massing someone in perg who ran to normal realm just after the defence was removed so i started hitting him in main, he had 500k out which i raided, he then proceeded to untrain his spies which i also raided; another 300k for me lol and as he had no spies i though a bit of sabbing was in order. His responce:

You can tell your little faggotty 12 year old alliance buddy, that it\'s time to lay off the ****ing Cheetoh\'s, get away from the computer monitor and get a ****ing life! Congratulations, you were successful in completely alienating me from this game. Your gay little queer bag buddy made me spend $40 to rebuild, only to turn around and waste all my **** again. Oh, and what a good alliance partner you are to step-in and finish the job for him. Go to hell, I hope you and your little ass pirate boyfriend enjoy each other\'s company when you alienate everyone that would want to play and make this game enjoyable at all.

Later!

One of my fav's so far rofl.

LMAO

Only immature little fools use the 'gay' words as insults nowadays..So who's the 12 year old there? lol

Cant help it:

YOUR MOM!

lol my mother is long dead...and if she were not, she might have broken you in half lol. I didn't know her very well but she was extremely tough. Walked out of the hospital with me hours after I was born..and I was bloody 12lb or so at birth.

Sorry about the comment then.

It's all good mate..I only really knew her for 2 months of my life..well other than for the first year and a half or so.

[Juliette]

Well, today I was massing a noob who farmed my officer. He was online throughout the whole massing. But instead of doing things normal people do when they're being massed: nox, critical, ppt, repair weapons, perg, mass back, etc I got this message:

what script are you using

Well, when I mass I use the tactic where you hold down the enter key and hold down the attack button, but i feel very good to see that I am so good at massing I must be using a script

That is a compliment indeed..

[RobinInDaHood]

During the TO/CoTO war:

nice planet massin how did u hit all my planets i thought ur ms could not(sic.) hit more than 1 in 24 hrs

[Dimebag Borgir]

man, these are great , i need to start massing some people...

but first..

*sends poorly written insults to blahh for farming him*

[RobinInDaHood]

Blahh always appreciates insults, poorly written or not.