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[Ero`Sore]

Ombudsman cannot do anything, but they are intended to look like the can. Therefore we need someone who will be able to pretend that their actually doing something. If your not around, you can't pretend. So if we're gonna look at someone pretending, it might aswell be a pretty lady.

[pianomutt20000]

Ombudsman cannot do anything, but they are intended to look like the can. Therefore we need someone who will be able to pretend that their actually doing something. If your not around, you can't pretend. So if we're gonna look at someone pretending, it might aswell be a pretty lady.

HEY!!!!

Are you saying that i'm not pretty...for the other part they have surgery!!!!

[Ero`Sore]

Have you seen the green peppers on MajorLeeHurts???

[Juliette]

Ombudsman cannot do anything, but they are intended to look like the can. Therefore we need someone who will be able to pretend that their actually doing something. So if we're gonna look at someone pretending, it might aswell be a pretty lady.

So does that mean you're voting for Auriel?

I hope that wasn't a reference to my 'prettiness', as that's pretty much overrated.
Pretending, I do have experience with.. although that's a risky joke to make.

[killtacular]

I was referring to the continued debate over MLK's sanity.. which really is off topic.. I wouldn't dare claim any relation or similarity to such a great man.

I was just defending the ad's validity as people dismissed it due to MLK. I just showed that out of milions of possibilities that may have happened had he lived, atleast one of them results in him being crazy.

You realise that you just said that out of these "millions of possibilities" at least "one" of them results in MLK becoming crazy.. so how remote do you think the chance of MLK becoming crazy is? Amusing logical error, next time use a dagger to kill your argument, it might survive a little longer.

Hey I said atleast one. Could be 99% of the possibilities, I think it's 100%, but it's open to interpretation. Haha.


Also guys about your meeting? What are you gonna talk about? There is nothing to talk about. You can't do anything as ombudsman.


Negative Ad Directed at Killtacular:

Killtacular goes on vacations! Where will he be when you need an ombudsman? NOT HERE! He will be on VACATION!

[spoiler](I am Eros and I approve this message)[/spoiler]

I have a family reunion so meh.

[Ero`Sore]

Which is exacly why Ombudsman are NOT allowed to have families!

[killtacular]

I would ask that any debate be scheduled at such a time that Killtcular can attend.. He has most of the nominations, and I believe we should hear his thoughts.


Bill

thanks , i must drive to west virginia thats about 10hrs away and I have a reunion to go to sunday.

[Juliette]

Which is exacly why Ombudsman are NOT allowed to have families!

*looks at above quote*
Which is exactly why Ero`Sore is NOT allowed to post!

Shocking.. I'm really not a fan of censorship.. but well.. it was a funny joke. Trouble is, I'm not sure you meant it as such.

[Ero`Sore]

Correction. MajorLeeHurts doesn't consider whoever her man is her husband. She considers him her pet. Hence she has no real family. Hence she can and will be ombudsman.

[Ero`Sore]

She only says that to make him feel better duh.. Just like all women..
She was actually planning on taking him for a walk later that day...

[Ero`Sore]

LoL Jack make me a DJ cause there is NOTHING I can't spin!

[Juliette]

She only says that to make him feel better duh.. Just like all women..
She was actually planning on taking him for a walk later that day...

Uh-oh, women of all nations.. our secret is out. RUN AWAY!!!

*hm*
*associates*
[spoiler]Bravely Eros ran away, (No!)
Bravely ran away, away. (I didn't!)

When danger reared its ugly head,
he bravely turned his tail and fled. (No!)
Yes, brave Ero`Sore turned about (I didn't)
And gallantly, he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet, (I never did!)
He beat a very brave retreat, (Oh, lie!)
Bravest of the brave, Ero`Sore. (I never!)[/spoiler]

[Juliette]

LoL Jack make me a DJ cause there is NOTHING I can't spin!

Well, you failed to adequately spin your web.

To illustrate..

A web without a spider, is like a spider without a web, only the reverse. Oh, yes.


Or like a spider on chemicals. Yes.

[pianomutt20000]

I would ask that any debate be scheduled at such a time that Killtcular can attend.. He has most of the nominations, and I believe we should hear his thoughts.


Bill

thanks , i must drive to west virginia thats about 10hrs away and I have a reunion to go to sunday.

You'd do the same for me


Bill

[Syco]

I have to say, I'm against an MSN meeting currently.

How about IRC then?

No one is hiding, there are no secrets.

who r u?

No one important.

Signed

I guess that settles it then, I'm no one important.

grrrrrr.....syco....psi perhaps?


Bill

No