New Goa'uld/System Lord/Tok'ra??? Introduce yourself.

[Rienna]

no. our annoying spam god is Hidden. He is the first and only. Bow down and worship him, fool.


moving on, hello Sholva, welcome to our vast chambers, be sure to spread your glories and earn your name in our hall of great gods. (aka, yay go mass people )

[lordernest]

Then i'll become the great SPAM GOD too.

[Cole]

Then i'll become the great SPAM GOD too.

Then post it in temple of spam, not in the race forums..

[Sholva]

ppfftt ernest ur no god lol

[Tarak]

Goa'uld here, Been playing for just over two months.
Destroyed a few low players for attacking officers,
that since have left.
looking for a few tips.

[REK]

dont cross me

[Rienna]

Goa'uld here, Been playing for just over two months.
Destroyed a few low players for attacking officers,
that since have left.
looking for a few tips.

well... the only good tip I can give you is this:

dont cross me

*nods*

[lordernest]

Do Not Speak to certain people.

[Egeria]

Do not cross REK.
Do not follow or behave like Ernest.
Have Fun.

[lordernest]

Shut up egeria you're being bias aGAINST US.

[Rienna]

no no, really, listen to Egeria.... do not follow or behave like Ernest.

[hellkaiser]

advice for young goa'uld players

gain some stats

raid some uu

hit for naq

get some uu planets

upgrade upgrade upgrade for 20 dollarino's supporter status is a godsend and more handy then you can imagine

join the goa'uld empire and get a good co

don't annoy just about everyone you come across and fit into the stereotypical arrogan unintellignet goa'uld criteria unless you REALLY feel the need to but prepare to be ostracised by eveyone but a few goa'uld

don't take everything too seriously

if you are going to be like ernest and "talk smack" lol don't use your real name or post your id for any reasons and remain anonymous

choose life

choose a job

stay in school

don't do drugs

don't farm big players who will flatten you

don't hit the top 100 player's JUST to see what the damage is

here's what you'll see...

your mothership took SILLY AMOUNTS OF DAMAGE

you took DEVASTATING damage and lost (lot's) of military personell

uhmmmm

don't eat the yellow snow

be logical and reasonable but don't take pooh off anyone

bow only to those that are divine in their intelligence and integrity as well as their army strength

don't overuse pergatory as it's a rubbish thing and only hold's you back

when hitting for naq try to find inactives and set them to war and use less turn's to hit them as you get more during war same as raiding

don't raid for less than 3k uu per 15 turn's for a hit

don't raid for less than 2 billion when small

but preferably 3-4 billion remember you have to repair the weapons after the strikes

only buy the BEST weapons' the rest are jank

assassin are only for rank and trained up to kill spy's when massing unless using them or on ppt and having them trained gain's you g&r just keep one trained and the rest as spy's or miners

uhm anyone else think of anything i missed??

oh and be in bed early cos santa is coming soon ^_^

[martin the great]

the best advice i can give is

dont piss off Teal'auc

[Shornaal]

Dont hit anyone unless your prepared to lose everything.

I got given that tip a few times when i first started....

[Maha Vishnu]

Dont hit anyone unless your prepared to lose everything.

I got given that tip a few times when i first started....

And that my Lords is most likely the best piece of information you will ever get, so take it on board.

Oh, one other thing, Do not become a Tok'ra, they are bad for you, you get grumpy and want to mass everyone that talks smack