What are these weapons I buy?

[Fear Of The Duck]

to bed with a nice handful of painkillers

who threw a rock at tweets?!?!?!?!

[Hensenshi]

to bed with a nice handful of painkillers

who threw a rock at tweets?!?!?!?!

[tweetygirl]

Thus proving.. these weapons are trash cans and lids...

PS.. Hensenshi...

I R Hiding from U... now stop texting my mobile.. I will not play mass via text anymore with you ..

[Amar]

spam.... why is this in general?

[tweetygirl]

It has always been in general due to the nature of the posting having to due with the weaponry and how we have seen it while playing the game.

It is relevant to game play style

[Tacet]

It really is of utmost importance when you prepare to mass someone - you need to know how many rocks you're going to need. Also, if you can steal his thrashcan lids, then you might need less rocks. Relevant to General, I think.

[tweetygirl]

precisely.

Now to stop making it spam by having to prove its relevance

[Amar]

that makes no sense whatsoever. ive seen waay more legitimate threads than this one labled spam

[Hensenshi]

that makes no sense whatsoever. ive seen waay more legitimate threads than this one labled spam

StarGateWars General

Forum for all general ingame discussion.

Moderator: General -Battle/FAQ mods

Subforum: Conventions, meetups

This is a discussion about the ingame features called weapons. We're making light off the names of them as well as the features.

[Amar]

rofl

[Teal'auc of the Void]

Omg, guys, seriously lighten up. I really love this thread, makes me laugh a lot, and I am sure that was the intent of thread - to make people laugh about something in SGW.

On that note: Tweets, Hen, looking for volunteers for testing?



Teal'auc

[Tacet]

The Mothership weps still needs to be tested, as does the planets and the MDPs, I think.

[Kit-Fox]

For the planet defence platforms i'm gonna have to suggest the following

( and dont any mod who gets the reference pick me up on masking as you all know there are clean/sanitised versions )

Big FUBAR Gun

It makes everything in its sights well and truely fubared

true homage there to a classic FPS

[Fear Of The Duck]

well.. i don't know about youse, but my Enhanced Networked Glider Squadron it's just 12 guys that jump out of my MS and then paraglide through the attacked planet's atmosphere while all the time roped together ("networked") so they won't disperse too much.
of cpourse for tactical reasons the length of the ropes cannot exceed the effective range of the slingshot for the rocks.

[Tacet]

I have enhanced Enhanced Drone Satallite Arrays.

Each of them is in effect a very fancy collection of rocks with paintings on. In order to make them really enhanced, these paintings are in different colours. These rocks are placed in strategic orbits around my mothership, from where I hope they'll decimate the enemy's planet defences by hitting them head-on.