massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
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Re: funny pm
Earendil wrote:Hack you computer to find your phone number eh?
if that's the most they want, heck, get them to order you a pizza while they're at it
lol
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Re: funny pm
lolAlmost38 wrote:massed a dude got this
Subject:
Message text:
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm
Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.
Earendil wrote:Hack you computer to find your phone number eh?
if that's the most they want, heck, get them to order you a pizza while they're at it
lol, doesnt this noob know man invented this nice book called the phone book.
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Re: funny pm
Earendil wrote:I don't use a phone book :/ I use the interweb! for ordering pizza now
lol, I use my cell phone(only phone I got).
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Re: funny pm
Earendil wrote:I tried that once, but they put onions on the pizza, decided not to try that again
lol, my pizza usually takes about 40-45 minutes to get to me.
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Re: funny pm
Earendil wrote:through your phone
yup,but there is a reason, their car has to be searched before they on the base and that takes a few minutes or more depending on how many cars are in front of them.
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Re: funny pm
lolEarendil wrote:rofl, that doesn't count at all...
and i thought it was a fax-like feature on your phone.
Does it stay hot though?
yup, its still very very hot when I get it. Its so hot that it hurts/burns my tounge when I first bite into the pizza.
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Re: funny pm
Earendil wrote:that's some good pizza then
yup, I sometimes buy a X-Large(like 14 slices) 6-8 bread sticks and a .20 ounce coke. All for me.
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Re: funny pm
nice piece of roleplay there in that pm...


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Re: funny pm
i wonder where he copy pasted it from, from his initial PM, he didn't seem bright enough to have come up with that long one all by himself 

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Re: funny pm
If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
that is almost exact quote from star wars episode IV
(there it was "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine")


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