funny pm

[The White Rider]

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10/

[Mordack]

That PM is amazing.. please give me that player's ID so I can send him resources.

[Juliette]

Damn brilliant!

[TheWay]

greatest message I ahve seen yet fracking hilarious

[thaltek]

i have taken the liberty of hilighting and commenting on the statements of the first post....

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.self professed computer nerd and his lair.... When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance.i wonder if this is the nutty old guy who lives down the street who throws rocks at the kids who walk too close.... A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.kinky.... As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.kinky..... I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" he must be refering to this songIf you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, wheew good thing i don't keep phone numbers on my computer isp's and cookies however.... then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore. kinky....

[MEZZANINE]

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

OK I want some of what this guy is smoking, I like the Monty Pythons ref at the end though

[semper]

I agree with Lois and Mordack.

I want to shake this players hand and buy him a drink..

[FreeSpirit]

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

OK I want some of what this guy is smoking, I like the Monty Pythons ref at the end though

Ah another happy customer

[Fear Of The Duck]

"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\

omigod!! that's sooo poetic.. totally like...


" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number,[color=#FFFF00][i] wheew good thing i don't keep phone numbers on my computer isp's and cookies however....

[/quote]
*hacks thal's comp*
*steals a cookie*

[ARC_trooper]

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

OK I want some of what this guy is smoking, I like the Monty Pythons ref at the end though

Ah another happy customer

Dutch people own!

[MajorLeeHurts]

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

LOL thats awsome !!!

may I ask how you replied ?

[Noobert]

That..reply of his just scares me to think what he does in his spare time.

[Almost38]

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

LOL thats awsome !!!

may I ask how you replied ?

"haha"

[Juliette]

massed a dude got this
Subject:

Message text:

If you destroy me I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
i send
lol ur funny
now here is the funny pm

Message text: You think this is funny, you should be very scared: \"If you destroy me now, when my tainted spirit finds it\'s desination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.\" If you still not afraid, be aware that i may hack your computer to find your phone number, then i can call you on the phone and aggressively say \"Ni\" until you can\'t stand anymore.

LOL thats awsome !!!

may I ask how you replied ?

"haha"

Zomg.. that's one smartass comment

[Almost38]

ya kinda feel bad 5 minute msg get a 4 letter responce