10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

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10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

Some one sent me this. Mods can move it to the appropiate section but thought the Goauld section would be more appreciative

TOP 10 WAYS TO TELL YOUR MATE IS A GOA'ULD

10. They have a really outrageous wardrobe

9. They don't need a lamp on the night table to read - they just glow their eyes.

8. They hang out with people who have tattoos on their forhead

7. They sleep more often in a huge stone sarcophagus, than in their bed

6. They always talk about founding a new religion - with themselves as god

5. They address you only as 'slave' or 'human'.

4. They talk about their plans to take over the Galaxy

3. Not only will they never do the dishes or cook - they expect you to bring the food to their chair

2. They have bought this huge, imposing throne chair on eBay

and the number one way to tell if your roommate is a Goa'uld

1. Everyone is 'insolent'
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

but everyone IS insolent :sge

i wonder if that large gold encrusted throne has arrived yet

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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

lmao :lol:
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like :)
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like :)


No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.
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:lol:
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

AncientAnubis wrote:
Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like :)


No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.


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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

duderanch wrote:
AncientAnubis wrote:
Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like :)


No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.


:lol:

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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

haha nice, me likes :lol:
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

AncientAnubis wrote:
Destroyer of Time wrote:so this is why my girlfriend was complaining the other day about me being alien like :)


No, it was your small death glider that was the problem.

:lol: Nice
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

Way to tell number 11:

They show signs of unusually low intelligence. 8)
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

Number 12:
They're extremely intolerant of those around them :lol:
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

Number 13:

They are so busy bragging they don't notice you drilling them in the head with a P90 until they fall over and start crying for their Sarcofagus. (However that's spelled.)
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Number 14:
When in church, they shout out "You're God is right here!" Or burn when Catholics throw holy water :lol:
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Re: 10 ways to tell your mate is a Goa'uld

15. No.. that's not an octiplet. That's your God. Sevenfold cloned.
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