Odin God Of Gods joke

[Odin God Of Gods 2]

This is just some silly humor i will send a joke everyday just to lighten things up if anyone thinks the jokes may be offencive please notify the admins and ask them to remove this topic thank you and im sorry if some of you dont get the joke but i cant help you out there ok here we go

Goony Bird

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth. The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!" Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!" Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds. "Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home. When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!" The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!"

[Odin God Of Gods 2]

im sorry if it aint that funny but its just silly humor please express your views if i should continue doing it please

[R D Anderson]

nono feel free, just in this that or those

[Odin God Of Gods 2]

kk thank you can someone please asked the admin to move this please thank you

[MajorLeeHurts]

Moved

Nice to see you enjoying the forum

Thanks for the joke

Funny

[Odin God Of Gods 2]

Thank you MajorLeeHurts any time so is that a yes to me carrying on this so i can send a joke in everyday when im on yes thanks

[MajorLeeHurts]

Yes this is officially your Joke thread feel free to post your joke of the day

[Odin God Of Gods 2]

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS thanks this is going to be fun next joke tommorow hehe im going to get a good one