Owned.'s topic Wave 19

[Kikaz]

Check here for our wars, massings, plunders, and Yargh!


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Subject: To All Alliance Members: Alliance Rules, YARGH!

Message text:

Everyone shall obey me orders, Yargh!

Booty shall be shared as followed: 1 1/2 goes to the captain; 1 goes to ordinary sailors; and 1/4 shares goes to the gunner, boatswain, and master carpenter.

Any one keeping a secret of attempting to desert will be marooned. He will be left with a flask o gunpowder, a bottle of water, and a gun with one bullet.

The punishment for hitting a man is 40 lashes on the bare back.

Anyone being lazy or failing to clean his weapons will lose his share of t\\\' booty.

Everyone may vote on all important decisions. (Not really..)

Everyone may have a share of captured drink and fresh food.

Anyone found stealing from another member of the crew will have his ears and nose spilt open and be set ashore

Gambling with cards and money is forbidden.

The penalty for bringing a woman aboard in disguise is death.

No one may leave the crew until each man has made 1,100 pounds.

The compensation of losing a limb be a shiny new hook!

[schuesseled]

Aye!
Shiver me timbers mat'ey

[EnVy!]

how do i say this without being mean????

ummm ...... gaaaaayyy

[schuesseled]

Walk t' plan'k u' land lubber!

[EnVy!]

you watched peter pan to much... and i wont walk the plank with owned behind me.. afraid of the pirates in there

[S1eepy]

play nice boys

[Kikaz]

play nice boys

Yargh! We be playin' awfully nice so faaaar.

[EnVy!]

oh geez ... ok sorry mod ... hate to have a little fun with forum... i had it edited myself that not good enough?? geez guess i play elsewhere. just edit everything next time

thx for ruining my afternoon ... and bye sleepy

rules for forum:
3 ) The language that is to be spoken on these boards is English.

definition of english: simple, straightforward language
EX. What does all that jargon mean in english?
this is not straight forward language

definition of yargh: No results found for yargh ---> not english

[schuesseled]

Definition of English is the Language of England. If it is also know as plain simple and straight foward, it is because we English hate foriegners.

And Ill have you know, the forum rules does not specifiy what English must be spoken or from what century. Thou hast been owned.

[Kikaz]

Yargh - Adverb

1.
a. A pirate word from the 15th Century.
b. A way of saying "yes".

Example:

Mother: Honey, go to bed its getting late.
Daughter: Yargh mother.

[jabujabu]

Yargh - Adverb

1.
a. A pirate word from the 15th Century.
b. A way of saying "yes".

Example:

Mother: Honey, go to bed its getting late.
Daughter: Yargh mother.

owned.

[EnVy!]

you ever seen the movie "dodgeball" . the guy acts like a pirate for a long time until he gets punked and realizes that he is being stupid. oh well i figure the same thing will happen here ... just needs time and you boys will grow out of it. anyways enjoy i was just bored yesterday.

p.s. @12ag i ask admin today what he means by english. j/k


p.p.s.s. @12ag - have you seen that new pirate movie?

probably not because its rated RRR


ok i am done with this topic

[schuesseled]

Yes but he was acting. For me and kikaz this is real life. Next week im having my leg removed and replaced with a wooden peg and one hand removed and replaced with a hook. (No this is not cosmetic, Last week I was climbing mount Everest, I got frost bite, the limbs are black now, must come off)
THe following week I be planning ot go down to the local boating lake and hire me a Pirate Ship (row boat), then ill proceede to Sail (row) up along side other lake user's, board their boat's, steal their plunder (wallets, jewlrey) and steal's their wenches (ladies)
Soon I be a proper pirate.
Yargh!

[[BoT] Jason]

Yes but he was acting. For me and kikaz this is real life. Next week im having my leg removed and replaced with a wooden peg and one hand removed and replaced with a hook. (No this is not cosmetic, Last week I was climbing mount Everest, I got frost bite, the limbs are black now, must come off)
THe following week I be planning ot go down to the local boating lake and hire me a Pirate Ship (row boat), then ill proceede to Sail (row) up along side other lake user's, board their boat's, steal their plunder (wallets, jewlrey) and steal's their wenches (ladies)
Soon I be a proper pirate.
Yargh!

i wonder how you use a mouse with a hook ?

[S1eepy]

i wonder how you use abuse mouse with a hook ?