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LordApophisOne
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Heres an Atlantis one:


McKay: "She is hot, I mean seriously hot!"

Sheppard: "She's a wraith!"

McKay: "I know.....sometimes I discust myself"
"The Universe has no laws; it has habits, and habits can be broken."
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Setesh
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From "Solitudes"

*Carter is laying on jack to "share body heat"*

Carter: Everythings gonna be ok..

Carter: ......Sir...?

Jack: Its my side arm....I swear...
[00:52:43] chacho67430: Di... setesh says thanks
[00:53:03] DeathIncarnator: someone kill setesh
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Well I guess I'l quickly go threw some of the new ones and post them a little later...
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Jack O'Neill wrote:That is just wrong on so many levels
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*Teal'c and Mitchel are trped in Avalon, Teal'c shots door to try to get out*

Mitchel: Woh!! Woh!!! WOH!!! *as he hops in a funny way* Bullets bounce... *gesture franticly to demonsrate*

*Teal'c smiles*
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hehe...I do't really know any as people have allready siad loads! :lol: And seriously..you people should get out more..I knew like one other people know like 1000!
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Hèlas Thilen [Mr Crimson]
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What was that one . . . Oh yeah!!!

Aid: "Should you realy provok him like that?"
Jack: "No, But It's what what I do"
*Jack turns perfect about face and leaves*

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A wise man once said: Never fart, Then sit down.
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TEAL'C
They are very large, but extremely maneuverable in the air. We will find them most vulnerable when they hover.

DANIEL
Hover? Like a hummingbird?

TEAL'C
With teeth.
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just found this:

APOPHIS
Fool. I will kill you.

O'NEILL
Again?


both came from episode "The Nox"
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Doomsday

heres one I just thought up of

Jack:mmm......Goa'uld tv.......
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Greetings

I dont think ive infested here yet... .ok.... how about this one... its the episode where... il have to go look it up.. just a sec..... :

ok.. here we go... this is from the 3rd season, episode called: "The Crystal Skull" ....... although i think someone already beat me to this as its mildly amusing....
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CARTER: This is well over a thousand metres high.

O'NEILL: And as pyramids go, that's.... big?
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CARTER: Well look at these readings. Sir, these are leptons.

O'NEILL: Get out.
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CARTER: .... Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter no matter how dense. I mean something like 500 million billion just passed through you

O'NEILL: No matter how dense?
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

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From Shades of Grey:

JACK: I do appreciate that you came to see if I was OK. That... That means something.
DANIEL: Uh... actually, no, it doesn't.
JACK: Huh?
DANIEL: Um...
SAM: We, uh, we drew straws.
DANIEL: I lost.
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don't remember the ep, but: sg1 is on the cargo ship and the hyperdrive has failed.

Sam: "sorry sir, but it looks like we'll have to macgyver our way out of here"
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From Failsafe
O'Neill : Carter! I Can See My House!
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The Intruder.

McKay: Crap.
Hermiod: What did you do?
McKay: I just ran (the virus) through a translation program. It’s Wraith.
Hermiod: ‘Crap’, indeed.

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Runner.

Sheppard: It almost smells like I’m on vacation.
McKay: (smearing on sunscreen) Could it be the simulated tropical aroma of cocoa butter?
Sheppard: Strong enough for anyone within five miles to smell you.
McKay: Like they haven’t been tipped off by the Aqua Velva.
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McKay: So exactly what kind of special training do you guys have to go through to get this sort of mission?
Lorne: 'You guys'?
McKay: Yeah, you know – 'Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines. It’s a great place to start'.
Lorne: And by this mission you mean hunting down a skilled weapons expert hopped up on Wraith drugs, in the pitch black of an alien planet?
McKay: Yes.
Lorne: Actually, I skipped that course in Major School.
McKay: I was afraid of that.
Lorne: I was hoping Lt. Ford would recognize a friendly face and turn himself in.
McKay: You mean me?
Lorne: Well you were friends, weren’t you?
McKay: Oh yeah, when we weren’t out on harrowing missions, we used to hang out together. I’d share my dreams of a self-sustaining fusion, he would talk about how you could sever a man’s torso with a P-90.
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Lorne: Wow, you must really be some kind of genius.
McKay: Well, as a matter of fact . . . why would you say that now?
Lorne: Something has to have kept Colonel Sheppard from shooting you all this time.
McKay: Yeah, yeah, didn’t see that one coming . . .
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The forces of SGC_Sam Fisher subdued those of JUAN.
The armies of JUAN were forced out of the realm of SGC_Sam Fisher in a none to glorious fashion! The defending forces were simply too much for them. It is sure that SGC_Sam Fisher will be considering a return visit to JUAN!

Aaaaaawwwwwww Yeeeeaaahhhhh!
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