Scenester wrote:Still, paying real money for game money is like the biggest possilbe way on failing at life.
+1 for those selling it
-999 for those buying it
Once upon a time a long long time ago in a land not so far away called main server, an industrious young imp noticed that, indeed, there were simply countless foolish minions known as the "epic fails". These epic fails from the land of main server would spend all their pocket money on naq and untrained units in a futile attempt to compensate for their miserably puny existences with bigger troop counts and "levels in spy". Unfortunately for the epic fails they had no friends in the real world and so no one to tell them that "levels in spy" would not help them accomplish anything in life and so the trend continued to such a degree that the clever little imp had to open a market on ebay to cope with all the gold he was raking in.
Before long the King of main server found out about the naughty little imp's market and on that day there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth in the nearby land of Forum. So much was the wailing and gnashing that it was heard all the way over in the far far off land of MGM. Folk in the land of MGM began wailing and gnashing their teeth also and subsequently the King of main server nearly lost his kingdom due to ancient laws called the rights of copy.
When finally the King of main had placated the angry folk of MGM land he turned his wrath on the naughty little imp who had caused all the wailing and gnashing and copies of right. The imp was cast out of the kingdom of games and there was rumour in the towns of the King taking his own actions against the naughty imp. It was heard that the imp had to pay back all the gold he'd taken from the epic failures who were pitiful enough to give it to him and the King bought the honest peoples of the Kingdom a brand new shining city called "new server land", everything happened much much quicker in the shiny new city, there was much rejoicing. It was ruled that forevermore in the kingdom of games if anyone wanted to trade real gold for imaginary prospects in a fictional universe for whatever reason that the "black market" would be the place to seek.
Thjis black market was also rumoured to be a place of great evil where the nasty Scammers would hunt for unsuspecting epic fails who still needed to quench their thirst for units and naq. It was decreed that anyone who frequented this black market and came under the evil scrutiny of a scammer would not receive any compensation for thier own foolish endeavours.
The honest people of the kingdom were happy once again, for a little while, until it became possible to "ascend" from the land of main which caused yet more wailing and gnashing of teeth.....but that, is another story.
Night night kiddies.
-Goo™
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