Warning of the deuce

[fremen]

Ascended is getting old. Not old as referencing dissatisfaction, but old as in celebrated its fourth anniversary. And it is high time someone did something about the deuce.

I hereby declare war on rank 2 for the crimes against all ascended beings. You are 2nd rate. An inferior rank by all measures and standards. My dissatisfaction with rank 2 is so large that I am extending the declaration of war to all forms of the deuce. I have held this accursed rank before myself, but it was not with pride. I shall cleanse this realm and myself of the taint if it is in my power to do so.

Until further notice...

• I will fight any who take on the mantle of the deuce for a period of 24 hours or more.

• The mantle of the deuce is declared to be Rank 2, Rank 22, Rank 222, and Rank 2222.

• Any ascended being that is issued a warrant in this thread will have 24 hours to vacate the mantle of the deuce. If at any time after the 24 hours I find them bearing any mantle of the deuce, my forces shall be unleashed upon them for a single massing.

• Retaliation is welcome, but the single massing limit will be revoked and an unlimited warrant will be issued instead.

Let the Archivists record this date as the Beginning of the Deuce War.
9-12-2009. Two nines, two twos, two zeros, but only one number one. Let the one Prevail.

The first warrants are issued to the following beings:
ikkie of the alliance [Peace 4 peace] and the realm Peace me and i peace you you are hereby issued a warrant. If, 24 hours from now, you have not recanted your rank or are found anytime after 24 hours bearing the mantle of the deuce, you shall face me. Hearsay shall not condemn you. Only documented evidence or being caught in the act. This is your only warning.

OMG of the realm Virus you are hereby issued a warrant. If, 24 hours from now, you have not recanted your rank or are found anytime after 24 hours bearing the mantle of the deuce, you shall face me. Hearsay shall not condemn you. Only documented evidence or being caught in the act. This is your only warning.

Seeker of the alliance [Lord of DnB] and the realm DreamWachers you are hereby issued a warrant. If, 24 hours from now, you have not recanted your rank or are found anytime after 24 hours bearing the mantle of the deuce, you shall face me. Hearsay shall not condemn you. Only documented evidence or being caught in the act. This is your only warning.

Ex God Fralan of the realm North Star [CJ] you are hereby issued a warrant. If, 24 hours from now, you have not recanted your rank or are found anytime after 24 hours bearing the mantle of the deuce, you shall face me. Hearsay shall not condemn you. Only documented evidence or being caught in the act. This is your only warning.

Current Warrants

ikkie
OMG
Seeker
Ex God Fralan
Genocide Device
Bliss
moses
Destiny
w00fie
The One Who Fell
Daxter
Vahid
ManuAdebayor25
Bobzilla
Shillian
Commodore
corker22
wardyward
Vorlon Voyager
S1lv3rArr0w
Barathis
Psycho_Mantis
chrispy
Seldom seen
Zapp Brannigan
Thanks Jayson!
Patches
M
Aencar
Magic Jack
Sanders
Barathis
tinky winky the ascended
Decadurabolin
Spider
~Wolverine~
Thantom
bamse
poon
samelite
Lord Kaden
ikkie
Jaguar
Lahe
Guild
Retired Raider
Nex

Edit: updated

[Empy]

Yayyyy! Something is happening in Ascended! Have fun fremem

[Ron Burgandy]

now its all going to kick off

Have fun guys

[Colton]

*Might have a chance at some modding*

lol, Have fun

[Legendary Apophis]

How long will it last?

[Sammael]

well theres always going to be someone ranked 2 so forever or untill he gets bored.

and yay fir colton modding

[Q Man]

what if he becomes rank 2?

[Sammael]

what if he becomes rank 2?

then he masses rank one so he wont be rank 2 anymore.

or he masses him self

[fremen]

what if he becomes rank 2?

I doubt this will be a problem.

How long will it last?

This is an excellent question and one I am not able to answer fully at this time.

New warrant issued to:
Genocide Device of the realm The Eather you are hereby issued a warrant. If, 24 hours from now, you have not recanted your rank or are found anytime after 24 hours bearing the mantle of the deuce, you shall face me. Hearsay shall not condemn you. Only documented evidence or being caught in the act. This is your only warning.

[~Insider Trader~]

How long will it last?

This is an excellent question and one I am not able to answer fully at this time.

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Probably when the turns run out. But with his assassin, attack and CER levels there's no chance of the planets running low or being lost in large numbers.

I think everyone with an income will be happy Fremen is switching his 'focus'. But personally I'm waiting for the day when admin says he'll reset the server and we can all have a genuine free for all like the madness that occupies some quantum waves in the final days.

Good luck to the poor little bugger occupying rank 2222. Rank 2 might need just as much luck though.

[Sammael]

feel sorry for that guy. o well

and ITrader jason will never reset unless something horriable happens to his server and has not opition too because loads of people have spent $$ on it so he wont.

he created the origins server insted of a reset.

[~Insider Trader~]

nobody has spent $$$ on ascention and whoever spent $$$ on main to get a good ascended account 2-3 years ago has long been wiped out by the inflation of this server.

I always thought a reset on ascended every 6 months would guarantee some decent action but then you've got the problem of weaving descention into the mix. Might be time to remove it, removing bonuses & blessing doesn't serve much of a purpose anymore what with the ultra cheap massing on main anyway.

[Sammael]

im mistake i thought u ment reset Main, i think alot of people will get upset if you reset ascened after all after you ascened u get all that APP which u can covert to cahe and then use it to boost ure self if they reset it all that would be lost.

[~Insider Trader~]

Yeah but remember people ascend for the bonuses in main, not for the APP unless you are on your 1st or 2nd ascention. Case in point being that a 100k UP ascention doesn't even buy me 1/5th of an attack level. A 6 monthly reset could work if APP and descension are canned and everyone starts with say 500m Lifeforce to spend.

Back on topic, Ikkie is still at 2 and OMG is still at 22. There's going to be some serious grief in a few hours.

[Legendary Apophis]

nobody has spent $$$ on ascention and whoever spent $$$ on main to get a good ascended account 2-3 years ago has long been wiped out by the inflation of this server.

I always thought a reset on ascended every 6 months would guarantee some decent action but then you've got the problem of weaving descention into the mix. Might be time to remove it, removing bonuses & blessing doesn't serve much of a purpose anymore what with the ultra cheap massing on main anyway.

I would quit ascended the second it would reset.