MEZZANINE wrote:Clarkey wrote:MEZZANINE wrote:Happy Birthday mate, hope your to busy getting laid or drunk or both to read even read this
Not too drunk that you don't remember getting laid..... that would be a waste.
Sober = High standards, very low odds of getting laid, but when you do, it the best
Little bit drunk = lower standards, higher odds of getting laid, but also higher odds of remembering and regretting it
Very drunk = low standards, very high odds of getting laid and if she was a minger, you wont have to remember too much
Unless you make a video of it.
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