Once Apon A Time America Was Invaded By The British

[Empy]

once upon a toime england was invaded by the normans (in modern terms the french) and loik totally conquered. it's a shame! the english never regained their independence. which is a total shame!
totally loik!

once upon a All the time, ireland was is...ignored cos its a smelly swamp, which isn't worth invading

L o L

[Juliette]

ha ha ha if it wasnt for us you guys wouldnt be here check your timeline you will know what im talking about.

And these are the states that fought against the British(the flag states).

[JolietJake]

once upon a toime england was invaded by the normans (in modern terms the french) and loik totally conquered. it's a shame! the english never regained their independence. which is a total shame!
totally loik!

once upon a All the time, ireland was is...ignored cos its a smelly swamp, which isn't worth invading

But it's got HUGE TRACTS OF LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corran Horne]

once upon a toime england was invaded by the normans (in modern terms the french) and loik totally conquered. it's a shame! the english never regained their independence. which is a total shame!
totally loik!

once upon a All the time, ireland was is...ignored cos its a smelly swamp, which isn't worth invading

once upon a toime scotland was invaded by the descendants of the frenchies thash invaded england before. scotland also never regained it's independence.

[Londo Mollari]

once upon a toime england was invaded by the normans (in modern terms the french) and loik totally conquered. it's a shame! the english never regained their independence. which is a total shame!
totally loik!

once upon a All the time, ireland was is...ignored cos its a smelly swamp, which isn't worth invading

once upon a toime scotland was invaded by the descendants of the frenchies thash invaded england before. scotland also never regained it's independence.

1066 frenchies invade england, conquoring it

a few months later

frenchies look at ireland and sneer at it

943 years later

world looks at ireland, buys its alcohol, then laughs at the drunken fools that inhabit the swamp

[Corran Horne]

once upon a toime england was invaded by the normans (in modern terms the french) and loik totally conquered. it's a shame! the english never regained their independence. which is a total shame!
totally loik!

once upon a All the time, ireland was is...ignored cos its a smelly swamp, which isn't worth invading

once upon a toime scotland was invaded by the descendants of the frenchies thash invaded england before. scotland also never regained it's independence.

1066 frenchies invade england, conquoring it

a few months later

frenchies look at ireland and sneer at it

943 years later

world looks at ireland, buys its alcohol, then laughs at the drunken fools that inhabit the swamp

1066 frenchies invade england, conquoring it

a few months later

frenchies look at ireland and sneer at it

943 years later

world looks at ireland, buys its alcohol, then laughs at the drunken fools that inhabit the swamp from scotland organizing their stag parties over there.

[Londo Mollari]

thats true

you'd have to be mad/drunk to want to go to swamp island

[Zeratul]

i'd been much better if england had remained a norwegian colony... too much silliness has come out of england...

[JolietJake]

but it's got huge tracts of land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zeratul]

that is true...

[Londo Mollari]

England...sillyness? what heresy is this!

[Zeratul]

'taint heresy, 'tis the plain truth...

[[BoT] Jason]

'taint heresy, 'tis the plain truth...

heresy is what it actually is

[semper]

the British would never invade america...

firstly despite all our misanthropic tendencies.. we're friends with the yanks (dad has to look after son and all that..we can't let the kid get too far and now we're a bit old we've got to let him look after us a bit).

secondly we're all far too busy getting drunk and moping around in misery and grey things to do much other than the bare minimum in places like afganistan.. but we can't even be bothered to do that any more.. too many good chaps (drinking partners) being picked off...we've beaten terrorism once.. we can let the offspring have a go at it now..perhaps they can make the next millennia theirs as the last was ours (paraphrasing Sean Connery...)

[[BoT] Jason]

the brits cant invade america....