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Re: funniest ever pm?

JediMasterX wrote:
MaxSterling wrote:
JediMasterX wrote:Heres a recent one from someone I massed:

"I expect a full repayment of my loses" -Massed PLayer

"Don't hold your breath cus it aint gonna happen" -JMX

"I have NO respect for you at all!" -Massed Player

"Cry me a river" -JMX

"I will I hope you can swim" - Massed Player

"I'm Michael Phelps" -JMX

ROFL... very nice comeback JMX.
I suspect the massed player will now want a drug test.


No word from him in a few days. But yeah I was amazed that he kept comming back for more. He and others demanded I refund their loses and I quit the game. Wow.

lol it's fun when they don't give up. I always wonder whether they're serious or they are carrying on for a laugh.
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Re: funniest ever pm?

Funniest recently was from Tek, i set him to war to hit him for naq so he replied with the lyrics to war by edwin starr :lol:
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Re: funniest ever pm?

Mine was
"Why did you take my naq"
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Re: funniest ever pm?

Please everyone keep this topic on topic.
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Initial masser on Field Marshal's 120t defence and on Rodwolf's 177t defence.

The forces of Rodwolf fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 178,947,245,996,720 damage on Tekki's forces!

The forces of Rodwolf fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Tekki's forces!
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Duderanch wrote:Funniest recently was from Tek, i set him to war to hit him for naq so he replied with the lyrics to war by edwin starr :lol:

he always cracks me up, this has got to be the best one :razz: :-D
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Duderanch wrote:Funniest recently was from Tek, i set him to war to hit him for naq so he replied with the lyrics to war by edwin starr :lol:


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unbrkable wrote:**** head...you\'re too stupid to play this game

Feel bad doing it, but the dummy had 150b naq in the open so I spied him to see his defense. Saw it was 950b defense... then noticed the 3.3m UU he had in the open.
Therefore I raid massed his defense, took 2.5m UU and 180b naq... and lost about 400k attack supers and some meaningless attack mercs. I basically gained 2m UU.
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Re: funniest ever pm?

MaxSterling wrote:
unbrkable wrote:**** head...you\'re too stupid to play this game

Feel bad doing it, but the dummy had 150b naq in the open so I spied him to see his defense. Saw it was 950b defense... then noticed the 3.3m UU he had in the open.
Therefore I raid massed his defense, took 2.5m UU and 180b naq... and lost about 400k attack supers and some meaningless attack mercs. I basically gained 2m UU.


lol

Thats almost as good as the guy who says he is gonna sit on me for farming inactives with 0 defences with my 1 strike wep. Epecially when the guy has a decent sized defence and an alliance to kill.
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.. i'm gonna come off vac mode just to mass JediMasterX so i can say "i hit it" .. damn that boy is smokin hot
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buck wrote:Message text:

Friggin internet!!!

Got this after I tagged him for 500b naq. :lol:
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Message text:

Hello rob3rt!

Would you kindly please stop farming me so profusely?
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Re: funniest ever pm?

This is what I got from Harchester after I rejoined him as an officer:

Message text:

WOOOOOOOOOOO

i love you xxxxxxx

lets get married :D




Needless to say I we're married.
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(11:31 PM) Biscuit: I wish it was Jedi that massed me instead of a noob!
Tweety Girl says (11:48 PM)
.. i'm gonna come off vac mode just to mass JediMasterX so i can say "i hit it" .. damn that boy is smokin hot
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Re: funniest ever pm?

JediMasterX wrote:This is what I got from Harchester after I rejoined him as an officer:

Message text:

WOOOOOOOOOOO

i love you xxxxxxx

lets get married :D




Needless to say I we're married.



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In beta..(franzis is a known cheater and is banned in main along with two accounts in his alliance
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franzis wrote:Subject:

Message text:

maybe you gonna think twice the next time you sab one member of our alliance

PS: for every attack, even if it is just one, we gonna mass you down like this and we gonna take all your planets...

He refers to me sabbing Udar's strike from 30 tril to 15tril or so.

I\'m SOOO scared and I laugh at your waste of ATs.

My reply to him, as I expected all talk no act. And he wasted his ATs on ACing me down to a silly level for beta "standards".

Much thanks to your multi account Udar to have rebuilt his strike I will have pleasure sabbing it again ;)

My second pm, and I indeed rushed into sabbing again after I read the threat. I ACed him prior to that. Thus, massing AND sabbing. According to first pm, I should be doomed by now.

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franzis wrote:it will ba a pleasure for me to take all your planets


Dec 23.

Yet to see anything from him and his multies! :-D
Due to real life problems I've logged in once a day there...didn't see much happening from him lol.
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Subject: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Message text:

reatrd retard, what are you gonna do what you gonna do that you can do to me......tsk tsk tsk.....so bored are you or are you actually pissed at me....tsk tks tsk.....what a maroon...

the tally is now 2 million UUs that you guys owe to me, I\'ll get it one way or another, so do hit me some more, and keep on wasting that ATs, though I suppose you should donate those ATs to me and your UUs to me also, tsk tks tsk ....what a waste of talent, but then again you FUALL are all Masking Removed up in the brain, i.e. you , bebita....Korruption, deni, and the best Masking Removed of you guys, the ONE, the ALMIGHTY LOSER, THE GREAT BOASTER THAT HAS NOTHING TO PROVE, IT\'S RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Let me save this piece of mail too, so I can laugh when you waste more ATs on me.....

cheers. :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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'Who sent that?' is the question we all have in mind! :-D (at least I do)
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