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This thread is about funny PM's. Here is my funny PM...
I enjoyed my turkey.
Dean Winchester wrote:buck wrote:Clarkey wrote:buck wrote:Clarkey wrote:Have a Merry Christmas, and make sure you don't Filtered the turkey.
Have you thought about comeing the meetup in Kent? its near you , isnt it. I think that would be sweet.
Yeah maybe i'll bring my friend..... "tommy".
Awesome, I like new people.
Dont worry about my turkey, I dont usually cook a turkey, they are alot fo hassle and if you dont do em right it can be right dangerous. Beef all the way.
Yeah don't worry about the turkey i'm sure you'll find more pleasure Filtered yourself.
Like I said have a merry christmas, and look after yourself!
I enjoyed my turkey.
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i kinda wonder what itd be like to come to your house and just open you up with a filet knife. the thought of your blood coursing over my hands turns me on a little
i kinda wonder what itd be like to come to your house and just open you up with a filet knife. the thought of your blood coursing over my hands turns me on a little
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Bebita a known Spy from the server war, who joined TO under false pretences yet again has a filthy trick up his sleave. In fact it appears the Filth up his sleave is DDE and Mayhem. When confronted about them supporting Bebita and Rob3rt (as there were suspicions as to be a tiny account got his MS and Naq / Turns etc) neither deny their involved behind the scenes but instead hint towards it being a coincidence.
R8 wrote:the shock of seeing bebita in my attack logs after so long was too much to handle so I had to hit vac mode to try and recover for a few days
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bebita wrote:Message text:
i kinda wonder what itd be like to come to your house and just open you up with a filet knife. the thought of your blood coursing over my hands turns me on a little
o dear! who the heck sent you that? thats messed up.
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some noob mod decided is my fault for what others sends in pm's
maybe u want to mod and my pm box .....
some noob mod decided is my fault for what others sends in pm's
maybe u want to mod and my pm box .....
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Tziki wrote:
Bebita a known Spy from the server war, who joined TO under false pretences yet again has a filthy trick up his sleave. In fact it appears the Filth up his sleave is DDE and Mayhem. When confronted about them supporting Bebita and Rob3rt (as there were suspicions as to be a tiny account got his MS and Naq / Turns etc) neither deny their involved behind the scenes but instead hint towards it being a coincidence.
R8 wrote:the shock of seeing bebita in my attack logs after so long was too much to handle so I had to hit vac mode to try and recover for a few days
catch ya later
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bebita wrote:erased
some noob mod decided is my fault for what others sends in pm's
maybe u want to mod and my pm box .....
No. Its the fact you posted it and you are responsible for what you post. He didn't make you post it.
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I have about 20 messages from the same guy. Too offensive for the forum though but definitely worth a laugh.
Warning. Some might find them offensive/disturbing.
[spoiler]sorry your the loser life this game as a human being youre nothing. scum. trash. a filthy diseased skank. before you completley dried up i bet you crapped out a couple of useless kids too. too bad you and they were not aborted with a rusty coat hanger[/spoiler]
[spoiler]sorry you fail because youre such a useless piece of garbage. if i ever met you i would put you down like a dog[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sorry your the loser life this game as a human being youre nothing. scum. trash. a filthy diseased skank. before you completley dried up i bet you crapped out a couple of useless kids too. too bad you and they were not aborted with a rusty coat hanger[/spoiler]
[spoiler]sorry you fail because youre such a useless piece of garbage. if i ever met you i would put you down like a dog[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
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Re: funniest ever pm?
deni wrote:I have about 20 messages from the same guy. Too offensive for the forum though but definitely worth a laugh.
Warning. Some might find them offensive/disturbing.
[spoiler]sorry your the loser life this game as a human being youre nothing. scum. trash. a filthy diseased skank. before you completley dried up i bet you crapped out a couple of useless kids too. too bad you and they were not aborted with a rusty coat hanger[/spoiler]
[spoiler]sorry you fail because youre such a useless piece of garbage. if i ever met you i would put you down like a dog[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
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I must say those are the most disturbing and disgusting things i have ever seen!Shame on those who wrote them!
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deni wrote:[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
lol isn't Franzis is it?
I particularly like the last one because wouldn't it be you deni that would be afraid of what you'd catch. I've never heard of anyone that actually does the spitting that would catch anything.
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Dean Winchester wrote:deni wrote:[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
lol isn't Franzis is it?
I particularly like the last one because wouldn't it be you deni that would be afraid of what you'd catch. I've never heard of anyone that actually does the spitting that would catch anything.
It was not Franzis, but it seems I got myself another fan.
It makes me laugh though when they make RL threats but do not know how to react when I give them my home address and tell them they are welcome to try.
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I still wouldn't give them my home address lol, Even if you know they will not react.
the only funny one I've recieved in ages was this one:
the only funny one I've recieved in ages was this one:
why did you mass me,
how about i hack your account for being such a fag ?
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My most recent.....
2 days later he got banned for multi.
Dean Why did you attack me?
2 days later he got banned for multi.
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Re: funniest ever pm?
deni wrote:Dean Winchester wrote:deni wrote:[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
lol isn't Franzis is it?
I particularly like the last one because wouldn't it be you deni that would be afraid of what you'd catch. I've never heard of anyone that actually does the spitting that would catch anything.
It was not Franzis, but it seems I got myself another fan.
It makes me laugh though when they make RL threats but do not know how to react when I give them my home address and tell them they are welcome to try.
he had a answer when i give him my adress
Message text:
its a bit of a flight but ill be there some time. hard just thiking of gutting you like a fish
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Tziki wrote:
Bebita a known Spy from the server war, who joined TO under false pretences yet again has a filthy trick up his sleave. In fact it appears the Filth up his sleave is DDE and Mayhem. When confronted about them supporting Bebita and Rob3rt (as there were suspicions as to be a tiny account got his MS and Naq / Turns etc) neither deny their involved behind the scenes but instead hint towards it being a coincidence.
R8 wrote:the shock of seeing bebita in my attack logs after so long was too much to handle so I had to hit vac mode to try and recover for a few days
catch ya later
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Re: funniest ever pm?
bebita wrote:deni wrote:Dean Winchester wrote:deni wrote:[spoiler]i\'d spit on you if i werent afraid of what id catch.[/spoiler]
lol isn't Franzis is it?
I particularly like the last one because wouldn't it be you deni that would be afraid of what you'd catch. I've never heard of anyone that actually does the spitting that would catch anything.
It was not Franzis, but it seems I got myself another fan.
It makes me laugh though when they make RL threats but do not know how to react when I give them my home address and tell them they are welcome to try.
he had a answer when i give him my adress
Message text:
its a bit of a flight but ill be there some time. hard just thiking of gutting you like a fish
No one sends me messages like these...
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deni wrote:It makes me laugh though when they make RL threats but do not know how to react when I give them my home address and tell them they are welcome to try.
If you said that to me, and lived in the US. You would wake up one day w/ 10,000 folded USPS boxes in front of your house!
