-Jason- wrote:Robe wrote:Hands Chris a refreshing ale. The best thing about having 3 Bars is that one is always open~Odin~ wrote:Can an Alphan get a drink? *looks over at R8, robe and JMX at the bar*
don't drink! may be poisoned
2011 DescensionsBuck wrote:The Great and Complex GateWars Novel!
The Forces of Light... Robe, The Novels Main Protagonist, The Polar opposite of EtL... Or is she?
Are they that different? There battles have encompassed entire careers and lives within the game, the most bitter and epic of enemies, neither will leave while the other stands... the ultimate climax, will it ever come?
Who knows. One things for sure, the Freedom Fighter is in it for the long haul, its in her head now,
and she must save the world or die trying.
Jedi~Tank wrote:So who was whining about the alliance repair and got it changed?
~Josh~ Dead and Gone wrote:
Second, piss ants who kiss ass to get on peoples good sides. I remember one in particular, Byrnes. Now, no offence to you, but your nose is so brown I cant even make fun of you without feeling bad. Its a game, man up and dont be a puss.
Ra wrote: Truth be told.. I'm just nervous to be in the same thread as the legendary Byrnes. He just makes me quake in my boots, I wouldn't dare hit him back.
harchester wrote: Ra seriously, who are you, byrnes may suck in most peoples eyes but seriously..u think ur a big shot for wearing the Omega tag ?....your nothing kid....instead of yapping on forums mass byrnes ingame ?
Byrnes >>>> Ra anyday of the week
Dr. House wrote: Ya know, Byrnes, you used to be a good kid. Now however, you're just an obnoxious little idiot that tries to act tougher than he really is. That makes you weak and pathetic.
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Field Marshall wrote:Trying to decide whether you are "GunZ the Protector" or "GunZ the Destroyer"...because however evil it is, the speed at which it's been done is unseen and brilliant! How on earth is a whole Empire scared of you
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Forgotten Serenity wrote:Being massed, one will not consider massing back, but must mass back, since we will show no weakness. If one cannot comply, than he is not worth our Name... Forgotten Serenity
Offensive Bias wrote:Congrats, very nice.Robe wrote:Roma Victa
That doesn't work.
Anyone remember? "Romani ite domum"
For fun, and to smile at "Roma Victa": [spoiler]--[Brian approaches the palace wall at night, and starts painting something
on the wall. He does not, however, see a group of Roman guards approaching
from behind him, led by a Centurion who reads his writing.]
CENTURION
What's this then? 'ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.' People called Romanes, they go the
house?
BRIAN (frightened but beligerent)
It, it says 'Romans go home'.
CENTURION
No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on...
BRIAN
Aaaahh..
CENTURION
Come on.
BRIAN
Ah! Romanus?
CENTURION
Goes like?
BRIAN
Annus?
CENTURION
Vocative plural of 'annus' is?
BRIAN
Anni?
CENTURION
Romani. [He crosses out the 'es' and writes in 'i'.] Eunt? What is eunt?
BRIAN
Go.
CENTURION
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN
Uh. Ire - Uh... eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.
CENTURION
So eunt is?
BRIAN
Ah, Uh, Third person plural of present indicative. They go.
CENTURION
But Romans go home is an order, so you must use the?
--[The centurion lifts Brian by the sideburns...Ouch.]
BRIAN
The imperative.
CENTURION
Which is?
BRIAN
Ahm. Oh, oh, um... I, I.
CENTURION
How many Romans?
BRIAN
Ah. Plural, plural... ite, ite.
CENTURION
Ite. [He again corrects the writing on the wall.] Domus? Nominative? 'Go
home'? This is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
BRIAN
Dative, sir.
--[The Centurion whips out his weapon, and prepares to slit Brian's throat.]
Ahh! No, not dative, not the dative, sir. Oh, Ah. Uh. The accusative
accusative. Ah, Domum, sir. Ab domum! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION
Except that 'domus' takes the?
BRIAN
The locative, sir.
CENTURION
Which is?
BRIAN
Domum. Aagh! ah.
--[Again, the writing is amended.]
CENTURION
Domum... um... Understand?
BRIAN
Yes, sir.
CENTURION
Now write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION
Hail Caesar. And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
BRIAN
Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir. Oh!
--[The Centurion walks off, leaving two sentries behind to guard him.]
--[Dawn over Jerusalem. Brian has written the slogan all over the
front of the palace, in letters a hundred feet high.]
BRIAN (passing out)
Finished!
--[The Sentries pick up their shields and spears. One of them points his
spear threateningly at Brian, and speaks.]
ROMAN SOLDIER STIG
Right. Now don't do it again.
--[The two walk off as Brian admires his handiwork. Unfortunately, another
group of guards come along, and realize what has been written. Brian sees
them, and scarpers. They give chase, careless of the citizens.]
INCONSEQUENTIAL
Hey! Bloody Romans.[/spoiler]
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