Memorable Failed Massings?

[Kjarkur]

So, let's hear it. Some failed massing stories?

Some can be failed simply because the person was online or came online and was quicker or luckier. Some failed massings done by newbie's perhaps? Or simply the masser was just half asleep and didn't realize what he was doing lol.

It can be either stories of yourself, or someone who failed massing you? Or Something that you remembered happened in the good old days?

Bring it people.

-KJ

[[SlayerS_fith]]

fav moment a few months abck was the Pi member that almsot massed ETL when etl jsut wanted his ms massed.
it counts as a fail because it stopped.
otherwise that pi member would have been fast tracked to alpha back in the day haah.

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

I tried to mass Deidara the last time they was on one of my friend's **Filtered** Lists...

it didn't go to well for a number of reasons...

I figured out pretty quick that Deidara was online,

I had several people interrupting on MSN,

I was using my old PC,

it was my first attempt at actual massing as far as I can remember...

Gee, I dunno why it might have failed...

[renegadze]

Ok this is a post taken from the TL vs Genesis war....i'm hoping the stat posting is fine as none of the info is current

The author of the post is Thamuz

[spoiler]Take a look at jotnars massing on me last night and let me know your thoughts, made me chuckle.
Bear in mind that he didn't use mercs either and all his losses are supers he didn't even build up his m/s and he left around 15k fleets trained. Least he tried, I didn't even notice when i logged on. :O
His losses in red my losses in gold.
Jul 22, 19:25 Jotnar Attack defended 15 297,690 0 17,088,240,265,845 867,270,114,366 details
Jul 22, 19:25 Jotnar Attack defended 15 330,767 0 8,903,826,284,628 945,237,248,057 details
Jul 22, 19:25 Jotnar Attack defended 15 367,519 0 16,096,190,086,304 1,093,810,897,377 details
Jul 22, 19:24 Jotnar Attack defended 15 408,354 0 16,096,190,086,304 1,242,660,515,580 details
Jul 22, 19:24 Jotnar Attack defended 15 453,727 0 17,749,607,052,207 1,373,580,396,017 details
Jul 22, 19:23 Jotnar Attack defended 15 504,141 0 17,253,581,962,436 1,425,351,395,631 details
Jul 22, 19:23 Jotnar Attack defended 15 560,156 0 8,633,277,789,742 1,649,987,757,235 details
Jul 22, 19:23 Jotnar Attack defended 15 622,397 0 17,749,607,052,207 1,908,178,896,255 details
Jul 22, 19:22 Jotnar Attack defended 15 691,552 0 9,044,749,013,218 2,046,094,692,561 details
Jul 22, 19:22 Jotnar Attack defended 15 768,392 0 17,418,923,659,026 2,341,509,183,755 details
Jul 22, 19:21 Jotnar Attack defended 15 853,769 0 17,584,265,355,616 2,393,642,454,774 details
Jul 22, 19:19 Jotnar Attack defended 15 948,632 0 16,416,316,941,484 2,831,949,083,215 details
Jul 22, 19:19 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,054,035 0 16,581,436,283,575 3,191,302,155,510 details
Jul 22, 19:19 Jotnar Attack defended 15 859,859 0 8,975,235,034,923 3,123,638,462,966 details
Jul 22, 19:19 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,266,691 0 17,737,974,834,207 3,778,111,223,712 details
Jul 22, 19:19 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,407,434 0 16,910,946,889,255 3,805,904,588,850 details
Jul 22, 19:18 Jotnar Attack defended 15 766,563 256,302 8,884,426,075,114 4,515,135,761,088 details
Jul 22, 19:18 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,505,166 0 16,395,424,675,409 4,673,912,698,069 details
Jul 22, 19:17 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,504,764 0 16,561,841,714,349 5,157,364,865,702 details
Jul 22, 19:17 Jotnar Attack defended 15 837,108 299,166 9,226,219,274,760 5,406,705,336,748 details
Jul 22, 19:17 Jotnar Attack defended 15 811,498 326,266 8,813,014,798,826 5,558,892,764,671 details
Jul 22, 19:17 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,457,619 196,757 16,347,950,126,908 6,169,907,077,730 details
Jul 22, 19:16 Jotnar Attack defended 15 898,056 337,507 9,067,597,327,071 5,792,563,924,808 details
Jul 22, 19:16 Jotnar Attack defended 15 986,339 325,269 9,253,176,088,059 5,624,929,379,580 details
Jul 22, 19:16 Jotnar Attack defended 15 2,070,889 0 18,342,283,548,008 5,792,157,664,808 details
Jul 22, 19:13 Jotnar Attack defended 15 545,818 0 18,711,349,164,452 1,562,364,566,029 details
Jul 22, 19:13 Jotnar Attack defended 15 606,466 0 17,652,343,511,118 1,795,540,025,961 details
Jul 22, 19:12 Jotnar Attack defended 15 673,853 0 9,075,667,207,337 2,005,548,263,195 details
Jul 22, 19:12 Jotnar Attack defended 15 646,161 0 16,946,339,742,229 2,103,485,756,361 details
Jul 22, 19:12 Jotnar Attack defended 15 536,786 0 9,163,160,028,448 2,366,407,296,046 details
Jul 22, 19:12 Jotnar Attack defended 15 581,373 0 9,780,732,511,726 2,503,343,656,564 details
Jul 22, 19:12 Jotnar Attack defended 15 543,203 0 9,515,201,920,893 2,773,031,983,999 details
Jul 22, 19:12 Jotnar Attack defended 15 867,437 0 18,534,848,222,230 2,747,628,841,427 details
Jul 22, 19:11 Jotnar Attack defended 15 533,897 0 9,073,282,736,837 3,107,108,428,875 details
Jul 22, 19:11 Jotnar Attack defended 15 541,756 191,351 9,048,571,016,952 3,212,048,314,092 details
Jul 22, 19:11 Jotnar Attack defended 3 195,736 0 18,477,080,704,831 3,191,048,456,017 details
Jul 22, 19:11 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,045,485 0 18,120,478,871,138 3,709,667,833,143 details
Jul 22, 19:10 Jotnar Attack defended 15 612,313 199,378 9,827,544,702,383 3,607,205,938,327 details
Jul 22, 19:10 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,072,486 0 17,714,944,573,780 4,022,362,013,659 details
Jul 22, 19:10 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,021,160 0 17,893,693,038,978 4,580,318,537,286 details
Jul 22, 19:10 Jotnar Attack defended 3 212,931 0 18,789,324,196,766 4,678,854,135,563 details
Jul 22, 19:10 Jotnar Attack defended 15 565,834 266,710 9,638,701,477,756 4,684,814,894,713 details
Jul 22, 19:10 Jotnar Attack defended 15 525,296 306,895 9,181,089,269,892 5,075,670,919,749 details
Jul 22, 19:09 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,199,294 0 18,965,305,688,227 4,924,298,640,643 details
Jul 22, 19:09 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,195,656 0 19,512,924,851,643 5,426,310,742,087 details
Jul 22, 19:09 Jotnar Attack defended 15 1,085,507 0 17,865,674,728,395 5,785,039,105,043 details
Jul 22, 19:09 Jotnar Attack defended 15 574,588 353,944 9,383,438,063,600 5,904,385,145,683 details[/spoiler]

This was just after he trained 55mil spies on a 0 def (we guessed to spy thamuz) and nero tech pretty much ac'd the lot!

[Kjarkur]

LOL !!

Gotta love these stories.

Last summer I woke up after a bad sleep plus I was experiencing the worst hangover I've ever had, I rarely drink but that night was crazy - so in my hangover and bad mood I searched for an alliance to mass and massed it all, and AC'ed it all and then sabbed.
They had like.. maybe 8-12 active decent members, I had massed all of em but 2. So I started with the other one, and AC'ed his approx 100 mil spies. And noticed I was late for a dinner party so I decided to hurry up with the next one, started massing his defense completely forgetting my assasins... so what should have been a very, very clean and sufficient massing of an alliance got ruined by that error !

So this wasn't exactly a failed massing it did 0 them but it was a failure for myself without a doubt.

I didn't even realize until later that day when I had waken up properly when I saw my army size... I'm just glad that alliance never noticed or pointed it out LOL !!

[dresnov]

I've massed my own MS many a time thinking the targets were on nox and critical..but they weren't

[dastupy]

The huge fights involving yoyo his defence(s!) in the Fuall Vs TTF war.
Concerning failed ones:
Qacol his try and AG thor his first try.

[Hookoo2]

wrath of achilles/rudy pena vs ceasar2 about 24 hours ago....


Rudy got PAWNED

[InR]

Once I've tried to mass Jedi Tank.... U guys should figure out the outcome
(- 50m uu, -20t naq )

[Rudy Peña]

wrath of achilles/rudy pena vs ceasar2 about 24 hours ago....


Rudy got PAWNED

Bringing down his def from 101tril to 33tril is not pawned. Only reason I lost more than him was cause I only had all attack supers, no mercs. While C2 had both.

[Hookoo2]

lol constantly hitting alliance repair is fun

[Rudy Peña]

i dont have access to the button and no one was online to help me by hitting the button.

[Hookoo2]

thats why being in an alliance with friends and people you trust is a good thing but you wouldnt know that now would you

[Rudy Peña]

thats why being in an alliance with friends and people you trust is a good thing but you wouldnt know that now would you

I do trust them and have friends, I saw no need in tell them to be online to hit the repair button.

[~LordRse~]

2 years ago.. i tried to mass someone with 30 mill attackers without weaps while i was drunk..

next day i wondered why i was -30mill army...

Please dont laugh to hard..