SYSTEM LORD COUNCIL 2010 - take 2

[Maha Vishnu]

Behold!

Kree! Look upon the great names of those who have sat upon the System Lord Council over the many years and know your Gods!

2nd Generation System Lord High Council - The Political Era. (Feb - Aug 2006)

Kjarkur (G)

3rd Generation System Lord High Council -

Kjarkur

One of the old ones has fully returned to the council and the galaxy - after being dormant, ascending and gathering wast armies in a distant galaxy.

I, Kjarkur, the Tok'ra slayer, promise the Goa'uld eternal power in this galaxy. And I will keep up the good work we did in the old SLC and SLD.

Goa'uld brethren, we have full control of the galaxy - Bring me tok'ra targets and you shall be rewarded.

Race Name Rank Number of Race (5+) Total Power Average Power
System Lord 1 1058 4,794,609,223,550,580 4,531,766,751,938


They of the System Lord
Kjarkur
Praetor
Race rank: 1

Challenge me tok'ra scum, at your own peril!

Kree Goa'uld ! Let us bring destruction upon the enemies of the System Lords!

[Zeratul]

*materializes on floor of system lord council chamber*

*flops around like a giant fish protected while by impenetrable shield*

[Damaris]

Hallowed are the Ori

Rejoice for they are the source of your powers. Prostrate in their honor and forever be enlightened...

[Zeratul]

*stops flopping around*

*speaks inside the head of damaris and all others present*

Oh really? Can the ori do this?

*transmorphs into a dark gray-skinned protoss*

*yanks the guts out on a human standing in the chamber using a bare hand*

[Damaris]

*does nothing and remains unscathed*

The power and the greatness of the Ori cannot be denied.

Remove yourself at once and bow to their eternal truth, enter the path of Origin and allow the enlightenment to bathe within your heart.

Hallowed are the Ori

[Zeratul]

*speaks inside the head of damaris and all others present*

We dont think so... Human.

[Damaris]

Then so shall you be cast out with those that are evil, so shall you be destroyed with the non-followers, and so shall you be exiled from true enlightenment for the rest of time!

*summons the powers of the Ori*
*casts out the figure*

There is no penance for you, your fate has now been determined.

Enemies of the Ori will show no mercy in their attempt to lead us astray from the true path, likewise we must attack with all the Strength which we have been given

Hallowed are the Ori

[Zeratul]

I did not speak to you, symbiotic creature.

Is that all, Human? Your understanding of the higher brain powers is primitive.

Now try some of this...

*Summons forth a sphere of pure psionic energy*

[Damaris]

Your parlor tricks cannot fathom the powers of the Ori

[Zeratul]

Oh yes? Then why did your vaunted "banishing" have no effect what so ever?

We play it nice, symbiotic cretin, because you have given no reason to deserve death. However, a demonstration is in order.

*sends psionic sphere hurtling through several of the lotaurs present, weaving around the system lords, skimming past their heads and tearing apart the lotaurs*

[lordernest]

The power and will of the Ori cannot be refused; They are all knowing. Hallowed Are The Ori.

[Dajjal]

Prostate yourselves, false gods. I am the true God. Impostors such as you deserve eternal damnation. Submit to my will and your sins shall be pardoned. Life will be yours.

[Dajjal]

Prostate yourselves, false gods. I am the true God. Impostors such as you deserve eternal damnation. Submit to my will and your sins shall be pardoned. Life will be yours.

Sins? Do not make me laugh petty one. Sins are what Earth goers judge themselves on, not I.

I offer you a chance to redeem yourself before my swarms fall upon you. Your sins transcend the sky.

Prostate yourselves, false gods.

What are they going to do with a gland in the male reproductive system?

They will offer themselves to me. They will show fealty and unquestionable loyalty.

[Dajjal]

Prostate yourselves, false gods. I am the true God. Impostors such as you deserve eternal damnation. Submit to my will and your sins shall be pardoned. Life will be yours.

Sins? Do not make me laugh petty one. Sins are what Earth goers judge themselves on, not I.

I offer you a chance to redeem yourself before my swarms fall upon you. Your sins transcend the sky.

Offer ME a chance? I think you have...

... it all backwards. There are no 'swarms' that I fear, it is you who should be begging beneath our feet.

Hubris is your folly, shadow. My offer will not last forever. If you will not join by choice then you will be subjugated and brutalized.

[Dajjal]

You poor, lost soul. Do not threaten us, instead join us and you shall gain all the knowledge that you wish.

Yet, if you keep this meaningless tantrum going, then you shall perish.

I am not just any Goa'uld. I have become so much more than a worm. I have made myself a new body that far surpasses anything known before.

Your offer intrigues me but I will not join to be a servant. I require administrative authority.