What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

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What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Carrying on from Jixxi post, i just interested in what reasons you have either given or recieved for a massing. I bet there are some crazy ones out there. :-D
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

For the lulz

It can be either best or worst, just depends on your gaming style
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

best reason i had an odd number of ats :-"
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Over compensating for a small Penis.

Or was that the best reason for a big mothership?

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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

"You are in my parking spot." - Oddest.

"You called me a noob." - Most understandable.

"You're a Nazi." - Most hilarious.

"I had an itch." - Too much information.

"It is that time of month again." - Probably a lie.

"I wanted to fight you for history's sake." - Flattering. Was a lie.



Just a few I've heard.
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

How about the good ol 'cuz i felt like it'?
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

I once massed someone and gave him the reason "You are a whiner" And he replied "I've never even talked you to, how can you know" and gave me this long speech so I said "You're whining now, aren't you? Enjoy the rebuilding"

I always enjoyed Omega's reasons "Because we can" in the past.

In TL we used to have pretty awesome reasons too, SvaRuN had the best sense of humor about it.
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

"Because you had 46B naq out and I got angry at your def for ABing so many times" - I did that once

"I don't like your name" - I keep wanting to do this
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Another horrible reason is over forum related things
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Because you were in the top 120 ranks.

I thought that was a pretty good reason
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Ricos have the best massing Reasons

viewtopic.php?f=101&t=158510

1st : The ~Qacol~ : Wonder Bra
2nd : The Snipez : Cross Dresser
3rd : Korruption : Red Leather Kinkehh Boots
4th : Crayton : Smokin ban hits South africa
5th : Harchester : dirty dancing
6th : JockPrincess : Jazz music
7th : Semper : The Magnificents - Fall to Gambling
8th : Kaps1 : Bad Dates
9th : Femme Fatale : Bad Romance

Was our random massing lines click the link to read the topics and enjoy a good laugh :D
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Because Duderanch said we should :smt017
Because I was drunk :smt017
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

harchester wrote:Ricos have the best massing Reasons

viewtopic.php?f=101&t=158510

1st : The ~Qacol~ : Wonder Bra
2nd : The Snipez : Cross Dresser
3rd : Korruption : Red Leather Kinkehh Boots
4th : Crayton : Smokin ban hits South africa
5th : Harchester : dirty dancing
6th : JockPrincess : Jazz music
7th : Semper : The Magnificents - Fall to Gambling
8th : Kaps1 : Bad Dates
9th : Femme Fatale : Bad Romance

Was our random massing lines click the link to read the topics and enjoy a good laugh :D



wow Harchie? YOU actually massed?!!! :-D

But for myself, I've always had a reason. I've massed people who hit me at the beginning of the game and 14 months later had something to mass..and so on...I don't put time limits on anyone who becomes an enemy of mine, unless they've done something to change my view of them.
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Best reason for massing is obviously in retaliation for actions against you or your alliance/friends.

Worst reason for massing varies from person to person, we all have bad days/moods and have done things we're not proud of, I once massed someone for saying 'good morning' to me in a PM after I hit him for naq, it's wasnt a good morning at all, it was a Monday, it was raining and I was in a bad mood so I massed him.
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Re: What is the best and worst reason for a massing?

Jim wrote:Because Duderanch said we should :smt017

Dat dere is the best one! :-D
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