Real men don't shave

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Re: Real men don't shave

I shave and Im a man... I even give the wee lad a trim haha...
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Re: Real men don't shave

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kojak wrote:I shave and Im a man... I even give the wee lad a trim haha...


Circumcision?! :shock:
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RepliMagni wrote:
kojak wrote:I shave and Im a man... I even give the wee lad a trim haha...


Circumcision?! :shock:


Oh god no... lol.. Id cry if that ever happened.
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Re: Real men don't shave

tho kiji use depilation instead of shaving , maybe IPL laser :smt025
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Re: Real men don't shave

~Thamuz~ wrote:
[BoT] Jack wrote:Europeans aren't real men. :smt018

If you trace your lineage back i'm sure your find that your Ancestors weren't "Real men"" so by default in your eyes place you in that category as your decended from them. #-o




a real man wouldnt have to trace his lineage, he would know exactly where he came from

~Thamuz~ wrote:Real men don't discuss how they shave or if they shave. ;)
Now Women on the other hand......... :-"


real men dont think about women having hair anywhere but on there head
(excluding the french)
it is assumed that hair dosent even grow anywhere else
(unless shes french)


kojak wrote:
RepliMagni wrote:
kojak wrote:I shave and Im a man... I even give the wee lad a trim haha...


Circumcision?! :shock:


Oh god no... lol.. Id cry if that ever happened.


real men are all circumcised
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Re: Real men don't shave

real men have schlongs thus your point is void! :mad:
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