Such complete nonsense, story is insane, cinematography is deliberately bad and I guess I'd call it a spoof of action films kinda like The Expendables except this movie somehow works.
Lots of bloody fighting ( also done in a spoof way ), lots of hotties, and Danny Trejo as the unlikely hero who gets all the girls.
All star cast
Danny Trejo
Robert De Niro
Jessica Alba
Michelle Rodriguez
Steven Seagal
Cheech Marin
You should not like this trash, you know its trash, but you still have to watch it for the lulz
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Attack Mercs Killed (30) 459,329,001
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 2,918,478,517
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 12,677,958
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 226,236,488
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 490,627,262
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 4,131,482,551
Spies Killed(50) 4,256,505,842
Spy Killers Killed(50) 651,022,448
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 35,583,034
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 39,498,511
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 2,413,254
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 358,539
Planets Taken(5000) 411
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 2,355,738,435,154,805
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 5,943,886,456
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 74,293,522,376,607
Attack Turns Used(1) 1,731,971