Tetris Monkey versus HellFire

[HellFire]

His name goes first since he's the one who declared the vendetta. Okay, story time first.

So I was enjoying my PPT one day, chatting up with my mates, when someone comes to me with an interesting proposal. How would I like a dual. I thought about it for a moment, figured why not. He was kinda hurrying me, so I knew it was going to be a forgotten merlin. And it was.

Checking the location, and 2m UU later, I see Tetris's Inc/Cov dual. I think about it for half a beat, and then take it. Why not, right?

So I move to PPT, spend oodles of planetary defense ( Was laggy, hence the PPT. ) and waited for my merlin to be able to work. Tetris sends me a message, which to be honest, I was expecting.

Hope you like not having stats.

Well. Yeah, okay. I knew it was going to be a threat of some magnitude, I was hopping for a lil' more pzah then that. Alas, not my call. So I wait for when I think he's offline, and tap his defense. Defense - no problem. His MS? About 2x the size of mine, and 3x the strike, lol. So I start massing. 3 at, repair. 3 at, repair. 3 at, repair. Hard slogging, and then my repair money is gone. I check, and it's Tetris. I'm pretty sure I'd get censored if I repeated what I said then.

So I gear up, armaments to the teeth, and get ready for an epic online battle. Those happen, y'know. Gear up my weapons, send my mothership off to mind it's own business. No one needs to get spanked like that.

And then I remove his defense. Nothing in my logs. Kill his spies. Still nothing. Really curious. Go to sabotage and then bam. This use is protected by the who what now? Oh come on, seriously!?

Seems Tetris wasn't interested in removing my stats. ; ;

[spoiler]Your Achievements (war points per in brakets)
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 252,140
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 3,607,637
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 0
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 114,347
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 3,680,944
Spies Killed(50) 4,462,346
Spy Killers Killed(50) 0
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 0
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 219,078
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 0
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 32,934,092,533
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 47,777
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 26,442,731,192
Attack Turns Used(1) 2,067
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 740,564,096
Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 8,613,697
Defending Mercenaries Lost 0
Raiders Lost 0
Guards Lost 0
Super Soldier Lost 4,485,376
Super Guards Lost 48,712
Undercover Agents Lost 0
Assassin Lost 0
Mothership Weapons Lost 463,601
Mothership Shields Lost 201,885
Mothership Fleets Lost 0
Planet Defences Lost 0
Planets Lost 0
Naquadah Lost 96,350,433,014
Untrained Lost 0
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att on You) 0
Attack Turns Used Against You 60
Plus/Minus 0[/spoiler]

Killing the defense didn't go so hot, there were waaaay too many AB's for my comfort level. That being said, I'm not going to be bias and only show when I do well!

Tetris was efficiently zero'd. I await for his retaliation.

~HellFire

[Iƒrit]

have fun peeps
love the opening post

[HellFire]

Oh. >.o Dora. You have my sympathies. Alright well, I'll keep compact until the weekend, but hopefully I'll be online to give you some entertainment when the time comes! I did ask around, you are very rarely on msn xD

Well - this is my first 1v1 REALLY since I came back. You'll have to forgive me for being a touch on the exciteable side.

I really don't enjoy long drawn out wars. Though taking this to my alliance is a little underhanded, don't you think? =/ Though, all is fair, I suppose.

And you can only masdicate me so much before I start tasting sweet. I sure hope we don't have to drag our respective alliances into this, as that's rather unnecessary. This is between you and me. I'd love for it to stay that way.

~HellFire

[xXxsephirothxXx]

Go kittie!

[~Desert Phantom~]

...go Jon have fun with this...

[noone]

Good luck to the both of ya =>


Hellfire, did you get to keep the planet ?

[xXxsephirothxXx]

Go kittie!

Seph.

No love for me?

Not while your in leaf village
Have fun both

[InR]

wow go HellFire gave funz my friend

Tetris sorry i dont even have u on msn to know u

[Calibretto]

HAHAHA Have fun Jonathan, I love it

[Juliette]

*grin* Tetris, touch anyone but Hellfire in our alliance with a single unit and your friends will feel every single soldier you killed die a hundredfold in their armies. (Yes, that would hurt them. Not you, no.. we know better.)
Hellfire could ask about you.. but why would he?

As long as you two stick it to each other, that's cool.. just know that where you slip, our mailed fists will strike down at you, hard.





On a completely unrelated note: DORA! Good times.

[RepliMagni]

Good luck Tet....methinks you're gonna need it

Have fun HF

[Duderanch]

Lol have fun HellFire

[dresnov]

Have fun both of you.

On a side note:
Good to see you back Hellfire..one of the coolest players in this game in my opinion.(wasn't aware at all your back)
You might remember me from Aeon Kings.

Enjoys yourselves dudes.

[Fallen Gabriel]

*grin* Tetris, touch anyone but Hellfire in our alliance with a single unit and your friends will feel every single soldier you killed die a hundredfold in their armies. (Yes, that would hurt them. Not you, no.. we know better.)
Hellfire could ask about you.. but why would he?

As long as you two stick it to each other, that's cool.. just know that where you slip, our mailed fists will strike down at you, hard.





On a completely unrelated note: DORA! Good times.

Julliette,since when so agressive?

Oh and if monkey has another dual...please all let me know.

[Cole]

Good luck both of you; have fun!