I'm calling you out RepliNoob :D

[Jayne Cobb]

The hero of Canton hereby declares war on the gorram nub they call RepliMagni. He be nothing more than a low down, no good, dirty imposter.

Time for some thrilling heroics!

[RepliMagni]

I accept thy challenge!

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?

[Jayne Cobb]

Screwed?

[RepliMagni]

Exactly. You are

[Jayne Cobb]

Shiny. Let's be bad guys. My MS is coming for ya – I call her Vera

[RepliMagni]

Play nice. I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar.

[Jayne Cobb]

You catch even more with manure, what's your gorram point?

[RepliMagni]

I’m just saying the situation is….fluid.

[Jayne Cobb]

The only fluid I see here is the puddle of piss refusing to mass me. Gorram chicken!

[Bullseye]

Go Repli, go Repli. Have fun my friend.

[RepliMagni]

Consider yourself massed. I’m gonna take you apart piece by piece!

[Jayne Cobb]

Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar, have they?!

[RepliMagni]

I don’t see you doing any great feats. Defend thyself!

[Jayne Cobb]

I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya....

[Cole]

Interesting, good luck!