SUMMER SLAM 2011 - MaYHeM/DDE vs. The Legion

[Noobert]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

Thank God nobody cares.

[jedi~tank]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

TL has got something, but it aint what you think it is

[Ron Burgandy]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

TL has got something, but it aint what you think it is

Oh yeah, and what would that be?

[jedi~tank]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

TL has got something, but it aint what you think it is

Oh yeah, and what would that be?

A loooooooong road ahead

[~Coyle~]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

Thank God nobody cares.

I care and if you wanna spank me for caring you know were i be

[RoKeT]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

Thank God nobody cares.

I care and if you wanna spank me for caring you know were i be

Noobert won't spank you he be to scared of your might Coyler

Edit: Also JT If I was TL I would spank you for a long time no wonder they have a long road ahead spankin you boys and girls around

[Vicarious]

Just been initiated to the war (first time out of PPT since war began)

[spoiler]Your Achievements (war points per in brakets)
Attack Mercs Killed (30) 2,092
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 649,716
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 2,033,427
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 2,978
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 204,739
Spies Killed(50) 0
Spy Killers Killed(50) 1,083,482
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 74,232
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 311,625
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 40,792
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 118,382,195,121
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 112,568
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 60,194,556,516
Attack Turns Used(1) 306
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 264,152,286

Your Failures
Attacking Mercenaries Lost 516,266
Defending Mercenaries Lost 201,620
Raiders Lost 0
Guards Lost 0
Super Soldier Lost 147,840
Super Guards Lost 2,575,143
Undercover Agents Lost 1,852,520
Assassin Lost 0
Mothership Weapons Lost 347,000
Mothership Shields Lost 275,637
Mothership Fleets Lost 0
Planet Defences Lost 0
Planets Lost 0
Naquadah Lost 105,057,799,029
Untrained Lost 0
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att on You) 0
Attack Turns Used Against You 651
Plus/Minus 0[/spoiler]

Thanks guys Will be seeing you more during this inevitably long war

~V

[~Coyle~]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

Thank God nobody cares.

I care and if you wanna spank me for caring you know were i be

Noobert won't spank you he be to scared of your might Coyler

Edit: Also JT If I was TL I would spank you for a long time no wonder they have a long road ahead spankin you boys and girls around

[Dark Hero]

TL have got this...

And I'm completely biased I don't give two **Filtered**

Thank God nobody cares.

Woops seems I already got under someones skin it seems bahaha

[Duderanch]

Bad coyler

[Noobert]

I care and if you wanna spank me for caring you know were i be

I do not touch people from Forgotten Serenity. It was a Mayhem policy a long time ago because of Easy^. Besides, you know I love you Coyle.

Woops seems I already got under someones skin it seems bahaha

Not really. Just stating the obvious seeing as you couldn't pick up on it already.

Nobody from TDD or Mayhem probably cares what you have to say in regards to bias nor The Legion.

[~Coyle~]

I care and if you wanna spank me for caring you know were i be

I do not touch people from Forgotten Serenity. It was a Mayhem policy a long time ago because of Easy^. Besides, you know I love you Coyle.

Woops seems I already got under someones skin it seems bahaha

Not really. Just stating the obvious seeing as you couldn't pick up on it already.

Nobody from TDD or Mayhem probably cares what you have to say in regards to bias nor The Legion.

I know i couldn't possibly hate on you or duder

[Ron Burgandy]

not a bad 2 days if i do say so myself, just wanted to show you all how much fun im having


Military Records and Achievements
AS OF Jun 27, 07:30



Attack Mercs Killed (30) 7,551,074
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 73,440,501
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 623,228
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 0
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 39,177,400
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 97,329,315
Spies Killed(50) 177,213,159
Spy Killers Killed(50) 59,537,866
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 2,629,500
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 2,385,121
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 124,521
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 1
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 4,943,020,250,540
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 0
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 1,653,444,965,703
Attack Turns Used(1) 6,060
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 36,345,637,245

[Noobert]

I know i couldn't possibly hate on you or duder

But Duder is so easy to hate.

Oh yes! Thank you for making me remember Ron, I must send FMarshall my stats.

[Kikaz]

Nice job on my account today guys..

Logged in this morning, banked hit PPT and closed window and went to work.

Guess I didn't wait long enough for it to go through. lol

MS losses are mostly from opening day haven't rebuilt MS full since lol

Rest of these are pretty much today.

[spoiler]27m Def supers
17m strike weapons sabbed away
17.7m spies eated
and 2 days UP raided away

Then like 20m mercs too but meh who's keeping track of that. lol

Super Guards Lost 27,279,517
Undercover Agents Lost 17,753,581
Mothership Weapons Lost 1,912,870
Mothership Shields Lost 586,580
Mothership Fleets Lost 47,139
Untrained Lost 3,672,051[/spoiler]

And massing exp (well mostly sabbing lol)
[spoiler]Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 11,014,902 (Guess this one falls under getting massed lol)

Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 26,907,315
Spy Killers Killed(50) 12,917,059 (Not really massing but funny)
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 725,748
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 998,585
Planets Taken(5000) 2
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 1,998,753,411,411[/spoiler]

Yeah, anyways guys it looks like Im here until Sunday. Then gone 21 days on a fire in New Mexico. We were going to leave on Monday but we have to wait until Thursday because if we dont get evaluated every 2 years we'll lose our certification. Enjoy the war all. Been fun playing with you guys in ascended, I've been doing a lot of DMing lately.

Save some for me when I get back everyone.