The Community v The Moderators - The Sword or The Pen?

[Field Marshall]

You were massed though right sweetie?

Wouldn't call it 'massed'.. but I can see where you 'sword people' would get that impression.

Being a sword person, my official response is:

[Juliette]

You were massed though right sweetie?

Wouldn't call it 'massed'.. but I can see where you 'sword people' would get that impression.

Being a sword person, my official response is:

Eloquence is clearly not a Sword Person thing. Absolutely love this idea, though. It sucks on so many levels, it became good by default.

[R8]

i say bringz it:smt047 especially you dmonix.

the pen shall prevail here im afraid. stats come and go, warnings and bans last longer

if i get massed i shall hand out warnings so i can truly abuse my power now the opportunity presents itself

[Jack]

Awww how cute, the babies are stomping their feet and throwing a tantrum.

I was wondering what was going on. Thank you Jack, for that refined summary.


@Mordack: TUTU was their cheering alliance. Not RATTATTA, that was the military branch.

You're quite welcome, my fair lady.

[SHIZZZO]

Nice banter Odin

Oh btw real football os played by feet

[SHIZZZO]

damn I am really drunk where the **Filtered** did I post this?

[Empy]

[spoiler=]As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Eärendil stormed the realm of Empy!

Eärendil sent:
1 Anti-Intelligence Drone and 4,947,220 Super Questers and 1,957,001 Questers

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

4,947,220 Super Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
1,957,001 Questers have Equipped Military Fleet


Opposite this, stood the forces of Empy

Empy resisted the aggressors with:
362,471 Super Guards and 82,424 Home Guard
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

0 Super Guards have what it takes...
362471 Super Guards came unarmed!
82424 Home Guard came unarmed!


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Eärendil, personally commanding Elbrus, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Empy was commanding Serenity, thier MotherShip.
Elbrus hovers above the battle, with all available fleets launching!
Serenity, and its fleets, meets it head on!
Elbrus uses its Pod Volley to inflict 303,781,460,000 damage, destroying 455 Energy Shields on Serenity!
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 53 Nuclear Volley, and totally destroyed 8 fleets!
Eärendil's Elbrus adds 261,243,678,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!

Serenity uses its Nuclear Volley to inflict 1,649,532,000 damage, destroying 41 Energy Shields on Elbrus!

The Mothership has exhausted all of its offensive power.

The forces of Eärendil rush in full force, and inflict 3,085,246,874,239 damage on Empy's forces!
It was confirmed that 6,590 of Empy's forces fell at the hands of Eärendil's assult.


The forces of Empy fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Eärendil's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Eärendil's troops.


The forces of Eärendil's Anti-Intelligence Drone break off from main attack force, and seek out Empy's Covert Ops!
0 Anti-Intelligence Drone are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Anti-Intelligence Drone engage the covert networks of the realm.
Always keep in mind, though, that a weaker army than the opponents, will distract their efforts, decreasing their effectiveness...
Unfortunately, Empy's Covert Ops were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

No weapons to report on. You make a mental note to talk strategy with your attacking commanders...


The forces of Eärendil massacred those of Empy
The forces of Empy flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Empy, it is recorded that
a total of 71,189,658,953 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Empy

Many wonder if Empy will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Empy before such a feat should wisely be considered![/spoiler]

I won't be massing anyone as forums =! ingame free to mass me, but don't expect much in return, of anything.

Oh so you're gonna take the side of SS, huh? I see how it is.

No, it's fine. I can mass both of you.

[Psyko]

[spoiler=]As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Eärendil stormed the realm of Empy!

Eärendil sent:
1 Anti-Intelligence Drone and 4,947,220 Super Questers and 1,957,001 Questers

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

4,947,220 Super Questers have Equipped Military Fleet
1,957,001 Questers have Equipped Military Fleet


Opposite this, stood the forces of Empy

Empy resisted the aggressors with:
362,471 Super Guards and 82,424 Home Guard

Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

0 Super Guards have what it takes...
362471 Super Guards came unarmed!
82424 Home Guard came unarmed!


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Eärendil, personally commanding Elbrus, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Empy was commanding Serenity, thier MotherShip.
Elbrus hovers above the battle, with all available fleets launching!
Serenity, and its fleets, meets it head on!
Elbrus uses its Pod Volley to inflict 303,781,460,000 damage, destroying 455 Energy Shields on Serenity!
Blowing through the extended shield defenses, it also destroyed 53 Nuclear Volley, and totally destroyed 8 fleets!
Eärendil's Elbrus adds 261,243,678,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!

Serenity uses its Nuclear Volley to inflict 1,649,532,000 damage, destroying 41 Energy Shields on Elbrus!

The Mothership has exhausted all of its offensive power.

The forces of Eärendil rush in full force, and inflict 3,085,246,874,239 damage on Empy's forces!
It was confirmed that 6,590 of Empy's forces fell at the hands of Eärendil's assult.


The forces of Empy fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Eärendil's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Eärendil's troops.


The forces of Eärendil's Anti-Intelligence Drone break off from main attack force, and seek out Empy's Covert Ops!
0 Anti-Intelligence Drone are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Anti-Intelligence Drone engage the covert networks of the realm.
Always keep in mind, though, that a weaker army than the opponents, will distract their efforts, decreasing their effectiveness...
Unfortunately, Empy's Covert Ops were too good at what they do for you to effectively find, target and eliminate.



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

No weapons to report on. You make a mental note to talk strategy with your attacking commanders...


The forces of Eärendil massacred those of Empy
The forces of Empy flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Empy, it is recorded that
a total of 71,189,658,953 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Empy

Many wonder if Empy will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Empy before such a feat should wisely be considered![/spoiler]

I won't be massing anyone as forums =! ingame free to mass me, but don't expect much in return, of anything.

Oh so you're gonna take the side of SS, huh? I see how it is.

No, it's fine. I can mass both of you.

SS makes a better cheesecake compared to your raisin and peanut cookies.

Thinking with your stomach again?

*starts baking*

[Vicarious]

Juliette: Lost 1.65 million weapons and 1.7M UU at the hands of Vicariously and ~Da Vinci~.
How do'ya like them apples?

With 1,439,182,163,396 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 75000 of Juliette's Covert Agents!

~Vicariously

Insert cynical remark regarding the massive losses sustained, and the two naq hits it took to refund my casualties completely.


By the way, Da Vinci didn't do anything..
Some random Leaf Village noob did, and you sabbed with waay too many spies, Vic.

Next!

Okay so da vinci ACed you (and the example you even quoted was from his logs so nice one ), and I sabbed with exactly the correct spies because I used a calc. So I know exactly how many to send. Thing is I made up for the bad ones with good ones after you were ACed, you understand the logic or do you too "not know how to play"? This was accounted for before we even started. I don't care what you say, no matter who you are, two naq hits cannot make up for the damaged because there is a limit on the amount of naq able to be taken. Perhaps it should be a requirement for mods to actually play the game? Or at least understand the rules.

As for way too many, at worst, you lost 60k weapons when i lost 86k units, not exactly way too many. I guarantee you could not have done it any better.

~V

[Vicarious]

thats new owner of my account dn't miss me 2 much julliet

I will always miss you, Vinci.
What's with this 'new owner' talk now? Would that be other noob who hit me alongside Vicky? That was you, then.
Interesting.
In any case.. your (and Vicky's) sab calculator was off by about 700k on the first rounds.

My sab calculator isn't off, I just find it better to assume you HAVE crit set, than to fail once testing it and lose even more spies. I came off better in the end.

~V

[Field Marshall]

....Earendil?!

Ok, I have to admit...that was a little bit cool

[Juliette]

Juliette: Lost 1.65 million weapons and 1.7M UU at the hands of Vicariously and ~Da Vinci~.
How do'ya like them apples?

With 1,439,182,163,396 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 75000 of Juliette's Covert Agents!

~Vicariously

Insert cynical remark regarding the massive losses sustained, and the two naq hits it took to refund my casualties completely.


By the way, Da Vinci didn't do anything..
Some random Leaf Village noob did, and you sabbed with waay too many spies, Vic.

Next!

Okay so da vinci ACed you (and the example you even quoted was from his logs so nice one )

You quoted a log. I do not see the need to quote logs, especially not when the people in them suck that hard, it'd be embarrassing to expose your failures. Reading down, though, I see you have no problem embarrassing yourself in public..

and I sabbed with exactly the correct spies because I used a calc. So I know exactly how many to send.

*cough*

Thing is I made up for the bad ones with good ones after you were ACed, you understand the logic or do you too "not know how to play"? This was accounted for before we even started.

You mean to say you spent even more time on me than I though looking at the logs? How awesome!

I don't care what you say, no matter who you are, two naq hits cannot make up for the damaged because there is a limit on the amount of naq able to be taken.

You caused me 3T in damage. I had a 1.5T hit and a 2T hit right after that. Now tell me again that I do not know the game. Or are you telling me you do not know that per 100m AS, you can take 500B naq MORE per hit? (500M+ 2.5T per hit / 200m 1T per hit, etc..)

Perhaps it should be a requirement for mods to actually play the game? Or at least understand the rules.

You know how **Filtered** stupid you sound right now, right?
I guess that comes with the territory of being someone no one has heard of until now.. How long have you been playing? A week? Tops? Otherwise there is no excuse for the ignorance of the game you just displayed while pretending to know anything about the game.

As for way too many, at worst, you lost 60k weapons when i lost 86k units, not exactly way too many. I guarantee you could not have done it any better.
~V

Excuse me, but seeing how you have no clue how the game works, forgive me for not believing a word you just said.


(I learned the 'bold red' from Robe. Awesome right? Goes right to the point.)

[xDaku]

Juliette: Lost 1.65 million weapons and 1.7M UU at the hands of Vicariously and ~Da Vinci~.
How do'ya like them apples?

With 1,439,182,163,396 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 75000 of Juliette's Covert Agents!

~Vicariously

Insert cynical remark regarding the massive losses sustained, and the two naq hits it took to refund my casualties completely.


By the way, Da Vinci didn't do anything..
Some random Leaf Village noob did, and you sabbed with waay too many spies, Vic.

Next!

Okay so da vinci ACed you (and the example you even quoted was from his logs so nice one )

You quoted a log. I do not see the need to quote logs, especially not when the people in them suck that hard, it'd be embarrassing to expose your failures. Reading down, though, I see you have no problem embarrassing yourself in public..

and I sabbed with exactly the correct spies because I used a calc. So I know exactly how many to send.

*cough*

Thing is I made up for the bad ones with good ones after you were ACed, you understand the logic or do you too "not know how to play"? This was accounted for before we even started.

You mean to say you spent even more time on me than I though looking at the logs? How awesome!

I don't care what you say, no matter who you are, two naq hits cannot make up for the damaged because there is a limit on the amount of naq able to be taken.

You caused me 3T in damage. I had a 1.5T hit and a 2T hit right after that. Now tell me again that I do not know the game. Or are you telling me you do not know that per 100m AS, you can take 500B naq MORE per hit? (500M+ 2.5T per hit / 200m 1T per hit, etc..)

Perhaps it should be a requirement for mods to actually play the game? Or at least understand the rules.

You know how **Filtered** stupid you sound right now, right?
I guess that comes with the territory of being someone no one has heard of until now.. How long have you been playing? A week? Tops? Otherwise there is no excuse for the ignorance of the game you just displayed while pretending to know anything about the game.

As for way too many, at worst, you lost 60k weapons when i lost 86k units, not exactly way too many. I guarantee you could not have done it any better.
~V

Excuse me, but seeing how you have no clue how the game works, forgive me for not believing a word you just said.


(I learned the 'bold red' from Robe. Awesome right? Goes right to the point.)

I'm still searching for a person who you've massed, don't know why it's so tough to find with you being such a good player and all, I should socialize more

[Legendary Apophis]

I'm still searching for a person who you've massed, don't know why it's so tough to find with you being such a good player and all, I should socialize more

"Just because you don't know of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist."
That quote applies here.

[Bromas]

It is pretty good Juliette.