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Idea's for Dragons Den

Im sure most countries have a version of this TV show by now but just in case you dont know what it is..... People take inventions and business plans into a group of rich business people asking for investment for a % of the business.

My idea is

Contraceptive Boxershorts

Boxershorts with a build in ice pack in the front to cool your nuts to the point where sperm cannot survive, simply put them in the freezer overnight and all day you can be safe in the knowledge that if your GF 'accidentally' forgets to take her pill ( or you hate rubbers ) that you wont get her pregnant. Also the ice pack will compensate for the shirkage the cold causes.

Now who wants to invest in this epic invention ???

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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

Walk in with a gun...and two bags

my idea...simple

put that cash in those bags. :-D
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

:smt017 :-s
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

harchester wrote:Walk in with a gun...and two bags

my idea...simple

put that cash in those bags. :-D


Crude, also I think the piles on money on the set of the show are props,as in not real, and even if they were real you would most definitely be caught on camera since they film the show ](*,)



What if I went into the Dragons Den and said I have created a online game and was going to sell imaginary made up currency, imaginary slaves/soldiers & imaginary alien protection from attack. Do you think they would invest ??? lol
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

Congratulations on getting your girlfriend pregnant, Mezz. :-"

My idea? Find a way to cure stupidity.
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

hey hey this is a canadian show...

if ur not canadian = ur not allowed *modded*!


(it seems harsh, but its true.. I don't they are legally allowed to invest into your business on the show if ur not a canadian)

My wish has always been to get on dragon's den and insult the **Filtered** out of Kevin one day.. furthermore, I also wanna insult the **Filtered** out of Judge Judy (not sure if u watch that show)
ask me anything, i shell provide you free knowledge


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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

Noobert wrote:Congratulations on getting your girlfriend pregnant, Mezz. :-"

My idea? Find a way to cure stupidity.


lol No mate, I wear ice pants to ensure that will never happen ( patent pending lol )

Cure stupidity ? Nooooooo, thats very dangerous, if the plebs start thinking for themselves we'll be in serious trouble.


KnowLedge wrote:hey hey this is a canadian show...

if ur not canadian = ur not allowed *modded*!


(it seems harsh, but its true.. I don't they are legally allowed to invest into your business on the show if ur not a canadian)

My wish has always been to get on dragon's den and insult the **Filtered** out of Kevin one day.. furthermore, I also wanna insult the **Filtered** out of Judge Judy (not sure if u watch that show)


It's in it's 8th of 9th year in the UK, not sure which country started it but whens shows are successful the idea's get copied/exported and Im pretty sure every country has there own version of Dragons Den by now.

The Iranian version is probably called 'Imperialist Pig Sty' lol
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

i think the original show was made in Japan
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Wow I hD no idea.. ThN there must be lots of investors in this world.
ask me anything, i shell provide you free knowledge


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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

How many shows do you think have been taken from each other and brought over to another country to adapt to their culture?

Most of the shows are meant for idiots, or people who laugh at the idiots while being oblivious that they are actually idiots for buying into that Marketing.

Eg: Jersey Shore
Eg: American Idol

Note: The concept of American Idol and shows similar to it is amazing but the fact that they make a big joke out of it to Market it further only proves how stupid it truly is.

You want a reality show? I've never really watched into shows like these two that I will name, but I see them and I think they are doing some good even if they may be fake (I do not know).

The First 48 is a show about police officers solving a murder, or gathering as much evidence as they can in the first 48 hours of a murder case.

Intervention is a show about drug addicted, alcohol addicted, etc people who's families are trying to help them get clean to live a full life before they end their own lives due to the above.
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

Dragons den...... [-X


I mean the idea is ok but when i saw an engineer explaining his idea to the dragons, they immediatly felt personally challenged because they couldnt understand basic physics and thus invented reasons why they wouldnt invest whilst attempting to remain professional and covering their extreme lack of intelligence.

That put me off a lil bit.
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GrizzZzzly wrote:Dragons den...... [-X


I mean the idea is ok but when i saw an engineer explaining his idea to the dragons, they immediatly felt personally challenged because they couldnt understand basic physics and thus invented reasons why they wouldnt invest whilst attempting to remain professional and covering their extreme lack of intelligence.

That put me off a lil bit.


If we're thinking of the same thing, the guy had nothing but a pad of paper. If it was a good idea or not, nobodies going to invest in that sort of thing without the guy having his own form of infrastructure. He was a guy with a good idea, they don't want that, they want a motivated entrepreneur with his own company whose willing to take it to the top. The guy was an unreliable investment.
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

admittedly I would have wanted more information if I was a dragon and to make an informed decision you'd need to discuss it properly but to just dump the idea because they didnt understand it? They just reek of arrogance.
They want an easy "make and sell" product which will catch. Thats all the dragons comprehend and all they can deal with.
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[TL]Brdavs says:
I reckon his mum gonna get him socks and stuff
time for me to step up :P
keep the childhood rolling
you know its over when you start getting underwear for christmas
I still tear up when I remember when my childhood ended like that
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one year legos
next year "brdavs, you`re 23 dont you think youre a bit old for legos now"
brutal I tell you
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Mordack wrote:Personally, I am not a huge fan of life. I am of the general opinion that, from start to finish, it's painful and miserable; and that anybody that tells you differently is either trying to have sex with you or sell or you something.

Similarly, I believe that people in general are inherently flawed. Deep down, we are programmed to hurt one another; either physically or emotionally. People are naturally selfish and greedy; governed more by bestial urges than common sense or ethics. Society is a terrible thing, too. The more supposedly civilized we become, the more immorality and decadence become the main staple of our daily diet.

Before Lost concluded, my main flippant excuse for not killing myself was that I wanted to know how it ended. I will get back to you with a new one when I find it.
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EPA BMMJ13 says:
:(
you should go eat
like 30 of them 32 oz steaks
Stanley says:
im stuffed right now
EPA BMMJ13 says:
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Re: Idea's for Dragons Den

Originated in Japan, actually.
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