Counting to 1,000,000

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

[Gaius]

[Zeratul]

you're bidding on Item #13880 one cage of Bradypodidae.

[GameSquire]

I bid my love and gratitude for the following service:

Destroy numbers.

and yet numbers is your alternate name
13881

[lordernest]

13882

[Gaius]

Nah, that's just a random line of characters meant to make the alternate name list look like an actual list.<sup>1

1</sup>I was kinda sleepy when I wrote this, and my grammar was down. *yawn*

[GameSquire]

13884

[Gaius]

..and a bottle of rum!

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

look at your post... now look at my post ... ..note the difference

[Zeratul]

yours needs more numbers. 13887 or thereabouts should do it.

[Gaius]

The difference was that you used more periods. (or dots, as some englishmen say)

I say all posts need a bit more of this and a bit less of that.

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

*sigh* not that

[Ethereal Tassadar]

Indeed, the difference lies within the emoticon / smilie.

[ƒëmmë ƒatalë]

not that neither

[Ethereal Tassadar]

You fail to realize that there is more than one difference between your post and Gaius' post.
For example, the words.