What more could a man ask for?

[Dubby_CompGamerGeek2]

Some of my needs are within the list, some are not.. I'll rank my needs.

#1.0 Wife
#1.5 Coffee (in the morning)
#2.0 Alcohol (beer or vodka preferred, never mix two drinks.)
#3.0 Philosophical argue (anywhere, any time)
#4.0 Sarcasm (or irony)
#5.0 Food
#6.0 Sex (preferably with females)

The most important need is ranked with 1, the least important need is ranked with 6. I know, I'm weird.
Sleep is optional for me.. coffee does it.

Femme, your two poems only show that men are more realistic than women, and that women are both extremely lazy, extremely pretentious, and above all they want a man who can put up with their moms (what the hell?).

Females want all kinds of stuff in a man.

Males' opinion:
Are you a girl? Good.
Can you order pizza? Great.
Got tits? Amazing.
Your eyebrows and eye lashes - you got a pair of them? Marvelous.
Are you at least remotely beautiful? Don't matter, I can put a bag over your face.

Again, that is all that some men want, and it looks like you are largely agreeing with Femme on Men... much to my dismay.


As for Corran... um, wrong thread much?

I don't know what you are on about...

They probably want you dead too.
I much prefer tolerance and inclusiveness myself.

[Psi Kiya Trist]

my number one wasn't on the list, so i went for the most important that is on the list.

[Gaius]

Well Dubby, no one should ever take all of my words literally.
What I meant is that men are generally more realistic, and can do with what they get. Women always want more, no matter what they got.
And I think Corran's post was an answer to the question of "What more could a man ask for?", which is the title of this forum thread topic thing (I'm still not 100% sure which is thread and which is topic)

Wasn't Psychiatrist purple?

[Psyko]

Some of my needs are within the list, some are not.. I'll rank my needs.

#1.0 Wife
#1.5 Coffee (in the morning)
#2.0 Alcohol (beer or vodka preferred, never mix two drinks.)
#3.0 Philosophical argue (anywhere, any time)
#4.0 Sarcasm (or irony)
#5.0 Food
#6.0 Sex (preferably with females)

The most important need is ranked with 1, the least important need is ranked with 6. I know, I'm weird.
Sleep is optional for me.. coffee does it.

Femme, your two poems only show that men are more realistic than women, and that women are both extremely lazy, extremely pretentious, and above all they want a man who can put up with their moms (what the hell?).

Females want all kinds of stuff in a man.

Males' opinion:
Are you a girl? Good.
Can you order pizza? Great.
Got tits? Amazing.
Your eyebrows and eye lashes - you got a pair of them? Marvelous.
Are you at least remotely beautiful? Don't matter, I can put a bag over your face.

My opinion:
Are you male? Good.
Can you cook for yourself? Great.
Got penis? Amazing.
Do you understand sarcasm? Marvelous.
Will you willingly put up with my **Filtered**? You damn well better if you expect me to put up with yours.

[Jack]

Well Dubby, no one should ever take all of my words literally.
What I meant is that men are generally more realistic, and can do with what they get. Women always want more, no matter what they got.
And I think Corran's post was an answer to the question of "What more could a man ask for?", which is the title of this forum thread topic thing (I'm still not 100% sure which is thread and which is topic)

Wasn't Psychiatrist purple?

So very true. Nothing is ever good enough for a woman.

[Z E R O]

Probably a tie between food sex and sleep.

You're missing guns, cars and money. This is a man poll, after all.

[Jack]

Who needs money when you have everything else?

[Dmonix]

Probably a tie between food sex and sleep.

You're missing guns, cars and money. This is a man poll, after all.

CARS!!!

[Noobert]

I put what I could think of at the time.

[Corran Horne]

tanks! (there's a lot of traffic here around 5-ish.. i really could use one..)

[RoKeT]

I'd personally go crazy without music more then anything...

I know I'm such a manly man!

[Corran Horne]

right... so nobody wants to defend postman pat? good...

[MEZZANINE]

THE WOMAN POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks..
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

THE MAN POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to Take me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme a bit and I don't give a *filtered*

Sexist !!!

The female version seems familiar, but the male one is way off base, I hate fishing, dont like golf, prefer handfulls to big boobs and if a woman is deaf how will she hear me asking for my dinner ?



Best things in life

Sex
Food
Drugs ( this includes sigs and booze dont pretend different )
Cuggles ( yes men like them too )
Music
Movies/TV/Comedy
Slobbing about in your boxersorts / scratching & such

In my youth I would have added fast cars/bikes, clubbing all night and the occasional punch up but kinda grew out of those

Worst things in life

Work
Shopping
Clothes ( fashion BS )
Responsibility
Time
Healthy stuff


We will tolerate and even lie about the worst things to get some of the best things

[Drought]

Best things in life

Sex
Food



Worst things in life

Shopping

Do the worst thing once or twice a month, and the best things come at higher regular interval ...
Plus, as an extra, you get to be picky with her lingerie

[Mordack]

Disappointed that I'm the first person to pick alcohol.