What joke/trivia fact/gift was in your Christmas cracker ?

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What joke/trivia fact/gift was in your Christmas cracker ?

In the UK we have a Christmas tradition of pulling Christmas crackers.
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Christmas crackers or bon-bons are an integral part of Christmas celebrations in the United Kingdom and Commonwealth countries such as Australia, Canada, New Zealand and South Africa. They are also popular in Ireland. A cracker consists of a cardboard tube wrapped in a brightly decorated twist of paper, making it resemble an oversized sweet-wrapper. The cracker is pulled by two people, and, much in the manner of a wishbone, the cracker splits unevenly. The split is accompanied by a small bang or snapping sound produced by the effect of friction on a chemically impregnated card strip (similar to that used in a cap gun). The chemical is Silver fulminate[1], high explosive.

Crackers are typically pulled at the Christmas dinner table or at parties. In one version of the cracker tradition, the person with the larger portion of cracker empties the contents from the tube and keeps them. In another each person will have their own cracker and will keep its contents regardless of whose end they were in. Typically these contents are a coloured paper hat or crown; a small toy, small plastic model or other trinket and a motto, a joke or piece of trivia on a small strip of paper.[2]

We normally end up wearing the paper hats while we eat Christmas dinner and play family games afterwards like Pictionary or Cranium

The jokes/trivia in crackers are not of the highest quality so what jokes did you find in your cracker ?

My cracker gift was a giant plastic paperclip

Heres a couple of jokes:-

Q . Who invented fireworks ?
A. Some bright spark !

Q Why didn`t the skeleton go to the New Years Eve party ?
A. He had no body to go with !
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we were ripped off... :(

no corny jokes and no toys just paper hats
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what did the little light bulb say to his mummy?

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Q. What do call a three legged donkey ?
A. A wonkey ! :)

Q. Who stole the soap from the bath ?
A. A robber duck !

Q. A smart blonde and a dumb blonde jump off a cliff, which one lands first ?
A. The dumb blonde because smart blonds don`t exist !

Q. Why did the sword swallower get sent to prision ?
A. Because he coughed and killed two people !
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Dam wine with dinner I forgets the jokes one was quite good tho (not that that helps now)

keyring, money clip and measuring spoons were the gifts

EDIT - found one of the jokes on the floor

what do you get if you eat the christmas decorations
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DeathIncarnator wrote:Q. What do call a three legged donkey ?
A. A wonkey ! :)


My niece was given a book with a CD called the Wonkey Donkey. It's one of those songs which progressively add something to the description of the Donkey. I now have that song stuck in my head >.<

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[spoiler]A. They lost her his horn.
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Thanks Haz, the "horns" reminded me what my trivia question was.....

Q. Only one animal is born with horns, which one?
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DeathIncarnator wrote:Q Why didn`t the skeleton go to the New Years Eve party ?
A. He had no body to go with !


Believe it or not I got this joke in the first cracker I pulled yesterday.
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[BoT] Jason wrote:Q: What do you call a man with a spade?

A: Doug


Q: What do you call a man with no spade?

A: Douglass
:lol: That is pretty funny.
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