~Dä Vinci~ wrote:might have to join i could do with abit of training myself
Go ride someone elses wake noob
~Dä Vinci~ wrote:might have to join i could do with abit of training myself
~Dä Vinci~ wrote:hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.
Lord Katsumoto wrote:~Dä Vinci~ wrote:hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.
I received several messages from the alliance, doubt they're inactives. Just trying to ease back into the game, you don't like my story? Don't bother posting your useless comments.
~Dä Vinci~ wrote:pick on someone who will fight back not training alliances.. im sure your about to get whats comeing to u
Lord Katsumoto wrote:~Dä Vinci~ wrote:hi my name is Lord Katsumoto i mass inactives.
I received several messages from the alliance, doubt they're inactives. Just trying to ease back into the game, you don't like my story? Don't bother posting your useless comments.
This , without all the noob bashing, is one of the most entertaining posts I have read in quite a while. If massing brings more along these lines mass more LK!Lord Katsumoto wrote:Lord Katsumoto's armies, fat from nearly 2 years of hibernation were called upon once again. LK and his trusty Catsupmotor determined a planet from the realm of Thadious belonged in LK's homeworld. Catsupmotor seized the planet, and was subsequently informed that he and the DDE were now enemies to the EOB. Diplomatic efforts failed and Lord Katsumoto and his massive war machine launched a preemptive strike. After millions died on both sides and the smoke cleared, only three opponents were destroyed, and one has already rebuilt. Lord Hell Down's sidekick Hell Bound was formidable, but in the end, it was no match for Catsupmotor. Lord Hell Down lost a defense of over 9 trill, dark hunter lost his defense of over 5 trillion and warwick's defense of 17 trillion were all laid to waste.
After the defenses fell, covert agents were rounded up and executed. Anti Covert has always been a major weakness for Lord Katsumoto, but after training his entire army in the arts of AC, he was able to find and eliminate the spies of warwick.
With 32 trillion power remaining, they manage to eliminate 6180000 of warwick's covert agents. Whoops
Not a peep from the other side, other than a few love letters. But that is to be expected since Lord Katsumoto ran to ppt. Some from the peanut gallery may say, coward, you run from a training alliance, but Lord Katsumoto knows, 17 against one, even a training alliance are tough odds. The last letter from Lord Hell Down's courier said,
Hey man what's the problem I guess you would like a war so you and me unless you are good enough to take 4 of us at once up to you
4 of you at once, that's all you have to offer? Lord Katsumoto vehemently rejects your offer, and chooses war with all of the Greed of Briton.
Lord Katsumoto with the official war declaration, on behalf of Catsupmotor, and his massive war machine, reporting for the DDE empire.
That is all.