Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

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JuiceMachine
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

LoL, obvious you were collaborating with Kikaz - I mean, he tried to stop me yesterday and got no where ;) Today well I wanted to test my defending skills to the limit, and was beaten fair and square.

Join Harchester on people to 0 me in a onliner Kikaz, well done. Wrong thread none the less. Anyway this account will be banned proberly very soon. I'll be back on forums in a couple of weeks with more "trolling" - See you all ingame!
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

I actually didn't try to stop you yesterday at all. :-k

Math just invited me to a convo today lulz.
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Kikaz wrote:I actually didn't try to stop you yesterday at all. :-k

Math just invited me to a convo today lulz.


Math can't stand me doing all his members over and over again and gets a account also at war with us, heavily outleveliing me to come on me - well fair game - but you wouldn't of stopped me if I didn't feel adventurous ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Actually it went more like:

Mathlord TA says (12:26 PM)
huxley just started massing dgb
hokiehomeboy TA says (12:26 PM)
i saw

BMMJ13 TAF has been added to the conversation.
nadgb@hotmail.com has been added to the conversation.

Mathlord TA says (12:26 PM)
hey dgb
hokiehomeboy TA says (12:26 PM)
i got on him and he stopped
Mathlord TA says (12:26 PM)
nice
dgb says (12:26 PM)
hey
BMMJ13 TAF says (12:26 PM)
my name isnt dgb
Mathlord TA says (12:26 PM)
good timing
hokiehomeboy TA says (12:26 PM)
i was trying to get his MS but he get repairing it
and my net is running slow as **Filtered** for some reason
Ben Kikaz says (12:27 PM)
he's online AND his MS is back !? :o
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
2007 Quantum Player of the Year Runner-up - 2011 Villian of the Year - 2012 Hall of Fame - 2012 Quantum Player of the Year Runner-up - Leader and Co-founder of the 2014 Alliance of the Year
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Rudy Pena wrote:
Mathlord wrote:You should be happy you get anything as your conduct in and out of this game leaves you deserving nothing.

Your conduct out of the game is sad, no wonder your ex left you cause you couldnt satisfy her...Thats why you can play this game nearly all day, everyday.

Now you dont know him outside of this game, so shut your frakking mouth. If you dont know him in rl, then dont talk crap about his person in rl. Stick to ingame you peice of crap.


I'm going to quote this to make sure this post of yours stays for posterity :smt043

I must say that was the cheapest most ridiculous attempt to get under my skin ever :lol: The way Huxley acts on here and on msn is out of the game and it is atrocious and you good sir are right up there with him :)

Oh man this is epic. I haven't gotten trolled this bad since Priape called me a lobotomized monkey :o
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:
Rudy Pena wrote:
Mathlord wrote:You should be happy you get anything as your conduct in and out of this game leaves you deserving nothing.

Your conduct out of the game is sad, no wonder your ex left you cause you couldnt satisfy her...Thats why you can play this game nearly all day, everyday.

Now you dont know him outside of this game, so shut your frakking mouth. If you dont know him in rl, then dont talk crap about his person in rl. Stick to ingame you peice of crap.


I'm going to quote this to make sure this post of yours stays for posterity :smt043

I must say that was the cheapest most ridiculous attempt to get under my skin ever :lol: The way Huxley acts on here and on msn is out of the game and it is atrocious and you good sir are right up there with him :)

Oh man this is epic. I haven't gotten trolled this bad since Priape called me a lobotomized monkey :o


Math, you are a fruity pebble. :-$
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
2007 Quantum Player of the Year Runner-up - 2011 Villian of the Year - 2012 Hall of Fame - 2012 Quantum Player of the Year Runner-up - Leader and Co-founder of the 2014 Alliance of the Year
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Kikaz you barney lover!

You know...someday...if I had a week...I should go through all the old war topics on here and catalog the best insults I've received :D

I think that would be an epic list by now!
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Double post I know, but I reckon another week has passed so let's do an update on the status of defenses in this war.

There are 13 defenses currently standing in OE (mostly on PPT). None are above a tril and 8 below 100 bil...with the biggest defenses currently standing being under 400 bil in Omega and about 800 bil in Alpha (good job Alpha!).

There are 42 defenses currently standing in TAF...11 of which are above a tril and only 12 of the 42 below 100 bil...with the current biggest defenses being 60 tril, 8 tril and 3 tril in our different alliances.

Some more interesting stats:

Average Defense of Omega Member: 53.1 billion
Average Defense of Alpha Member: 118.7 billion

Average Defense of Omegan Empire Member: 78 billion

Average Defense of TA Member: 2.604 trillion
Average Defense of TATS Member: 560.4 billion
Average Defense of TAAE Member: 251.3 billion

Average Defense of Tauri Alliance Family Member: 1.188 trillion

Oh and one more thing...

Alliance Power of Tauri Alliance: 904,038,271,450,531
Alliance Power of TAAE: 307,714,100,794,674
Alliance Power of TATS: 83,633,617,242,424

Combined Alliance Powers of Omega and Alpha: 77,488,160,163,624

Good job in keeping defenses built (about the same percentage of players have defenses built in OE that have defenses in TAF currently)...now hopefully those defenses will become a size worth massing at some point...
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

The reason we call him Math **Filtered**^
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Omegans.. I have just returned from the pub. I would mass you... admin fixed my autoban and I logged in to mass. But 10 seconds later I was autobanned again for the exact same reason.

This game sucks. Wish i'd never come back. It's a waste of drunken energy@!11!!

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

JuiceMachine wrote:LoL, obvious you were collaborating with Kikaz - I mean, he tried to stop me yesterday and got no where ;) Today well I wanted to test my defending skills to the limit, and was beaten fair and square.

Join Harchester on people to 0 me in a onliner Kikaz, well done. Wrong thread none the less. Anyway this account will be banned proberly very soon. I'll be back on forums in a couple of weeks with more "trolling" - See you all ingame!


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You Sir Huxley are a liar.. and are evading a forum ban.

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Don't worry his forum multi was banned already :)
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:Don't worry his forum multi was banned already :)


Me vs huxley in bans.

huxley = banned on forum
me = autobanned ingame
huxley = has forum multi, now banned.
me = admin fixed.. but then re-autobanned on login

2-2 on being banned this week for me and you huxley.

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Massed geisha's 2 bil defense and WoA's 1 bil defense...that was it that was left standing off PPT...

Sigh...
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

LoL and this all started when we decimated alpha while Omega and Delta ran to ppt. Now once the strongest empire in game lies in ruins. This happened for all the **Filtered** you have done before! Nemesis Empire Avenged!

Cheers to my TA brethren!
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