New to game (or North/South race war... whatever you want)

[Juliette]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Such a shame the Empire is gone the way of the dinosaurs.
Might I recommend restoring it?

[Jim]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Anybody above London is a northern monkey.

[Guild]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Anybody above London is a northern monkey.

rather be a northern monkey than a souther fairy

[Jim]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Anybody above London is a northern monkey.

rather be a northern monkey than a souther fairy

Oh, Im sorry am i distracting you from eating pies and mining?

[Illuminatus]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Anybody above London is a northern monkey.

now.. is that "Geographical" above? or the more obvious "Cultural" above?

[Guild]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Anybody above London is a northern monkey.

rather be a northern monkey than a souther fairy

Oh, Im sorry am i distracting you from eating pies and mining?

eating and farming actually , but i wont keep you from your dance recital

[Jim]

Manchester and Birmingham?

Poor poor northerner. I feel for you man.

yeah.. i migrate south to the west midlands for the winter so it's not too bad

Anybody above London is a northern monkey.

rather be a northern monkey than a souther fairy

Oh, Im sorry am i distracting you from eating pies and mining?

eating and farming actually , but i wont keep you from your dance recital

Southerners dont dance, we leave that to the irish and scots.

[Guild]

southern fairy

A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.

Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.

I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.

your right this is much better

[Jim]

Lager? Who the hell would want Lager when they have rich real southern ale and fresh juicy southern cider?

The thing that separates us from the apes is taste.

[Illuminatus]

[Guild]

The thing that separates us from the apes is taste.

and your inability to handle sed cider

What's the difference between Northern Fairy Tales and Southern fairy tales?

A northern fairy tale starts out with, "Once upon a time." The Southern fairy tale starts out with, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this **Filtered**!"

[Jim]

The thing that separates us from the apes is taste.

and your inability to handle sed cider

What's the difference between Northern Fairy Tales and Southern fairy tales?

A northern fairy tale starts out with, "Once upon a time." The Southern fairy tale starts out with, "Ya'll ain't gonna believe this **Filtered**!"

The majority of people in the south speak the Queen's english or have a "BBC accent", i.e the accent that is considered correct for an Englishman.

Also, im pretty sure your confusing southern english with southern american, its people like Jack that are supposed to say Yall.

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Hi.

[Guild]

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Hi.

think we've hijacked this thread long enough haha

welcome again and best of luck Illuminatus

[Jim]

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Hi.

think we've hijacked this thread long enough haha

welcome again and best of luck Illuminatus

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