Finish these sentences

[MEZZANINE]

Finish these sentences ( in 20 words or less ), and start a new sentence for others to finish


If I ruled the world.......................

If I could live forever..................

If I was an insanely rich billionaire......................



As silly as you like

Examples

1) I would ban clothes

2) Id kill myself

3) I would buy McDonalds and change the menu so they only sold Veggie burgers

[Juliette]

1) .. you would know it.
2) .. I would have everyone else killed.
3) .. I would build robots to cause 2, maybe stopping when the remainder of the population agreed with me ruling the world.


4) If there was a black moon in a white night ..
5) If there were 10 billion years of developing civilization behind us, we would be ..
6) If monkeys rose to power and started World War IV ..

[MEZZANINE]

4) If there was a black moon in a white night ..
5) If there were 10 billion years of developing civilization behind us, we would be ..
6) If monkeys rose to power and started World War IV ..

4................ Id assume my laser eye treatment had gone horribly wrong

5................ very advanced yet still as dumn & selfish as ever

6................ Id hook up with this gal for some end of the world hot monkey love Oo Oo






7) Multiple choice - If slavery what legal and socially acceptable I would

a) Be one, and.........
b) Try to get it banned, and.........
c) Buy a dozen, and.........

8 ) World will end in 5 mins, I would.........

9) World will definitely end in 5 years but only I know, I would.........

[Noobert]

If I ruled the world I would make the world focus on space, rather than wars.

If I could live forever I would learn forever.

If I was an insanely rich billionaire I would use the money to benefit those in need, or fund projects I thought were deserving of the money to help humanity grow.

[Juliette]

7) c. (What did you expect.) .. have extremely clean shoes for the rest of their lives.
(For fun: ) a. .. start a rebellion and have my fellow slaves say "I am Juliette" while I escape to South America (funded by worried slavemasters) and leave the cause to burn itself out.
b. .. start a political party which has all the (now voting) former slaves behind it. Instant win.

.. start counting and still have time to realise how stupid that is.

9) .. frantically work on a way off of this rock.





10) You have 3 boxes, A, B and C. You know box A contains a deadly snake. You have to give one box away and open the two others with your bare hands. You ..
11) In a Pythagorean model 'anti-Earth', you have obtained a rare golden statue. What would you have in the real world? ..
12) You and your pilot are trapped after ejecting with parachutes during a crash landing on an uninhabited, defoliated island, which formed only 3 years ago after an underwater volcano upchucked some magma. An expedition has already visited the island and witnessed the acidity of the ground prevent flora and fauna from 'landing' on the island. Your pilot broke his leg in the crash. What do you do? You ..