Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Last check you are the only "Untouchable" with a defense and that's only because you're on PPT...rather small defense at that....

Oh dear, shame that.

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Oh another post about defenses, you can't win at SGW.. it's no different in this war or any other. I can't remember the last time a war was actually won. Maybe it was the old CIA/CoP days or Crystal Force shenanigans.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

I remember this empire that would complain to high heaven about fighting people who didn't build enough defenses for them...I wonder who they were...
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

TAF??? :smt017



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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Lord-RahL wrote:TAF??? :smt017



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I don't think you get how this game works... :P
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

](*,)

Might be why I sold up when I did.. lol

Although it would seem I was a bit hasty in that decision, I have been told that some ppl have been returning of late and it is picking up some..

Oh well.. I can always go to the market and get another :razz:


Good luck and have fun all!!

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Wouldnt have come after them if they had not hit me first - I responded with the full force at my disposal :smt019 :smt110 :shock:

EDIT: a fair few of those Untouchables were descended already Mr Hux :P
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Lord-RahL wrote:
thorsworld1 wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D



er I think he just said he had ie in past sense as in done as in did do so how can that be void

or have you had the rules changed in your favour ?


Duhh.... ](*,)

We had the Ascended server rolled back to recover all losses their since we were not paying attention to it at the time... #-o


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(This was a JOKE)

Funny joke, a certain squirrel spends the first few hours of the arena sabbing every Omegan after a certain Kitty tried to roar, and within a few hours more, the very nature of sabbing and covert is changed on ascended. You may not physically get the rules changed, but you sure have perfected **Filtered** enough that if Kitty cries enough stuff gets changed. Funny stuff, shame Omega can't play the game normally and either have to change the rules or change the way winning is defined. :smt043
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Oh I forgot one more thing Huxley...


Theseus
[ Untouchables ]
Living God of a DESCENDED INDU

Hallen
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED INDU
10,963 4,117,605 Hallen 826,171,143 Naquadah

hellsparkinglot
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED TOLAH
13,105 46,032,205 hellsworkers 18,575,490,251 Naquadah

ByTor
[ Untouchables - hekillsyou]
Living God of a DESCENDED ORI
22,755 99,514,597 The Elder Race 19,179,336,000 Naquadah


Funny how that works...
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Um...

who are they??? :smt017


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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Lord-RahL wrote:Um...

who are they??? :smt017


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Catch up: Huxley left OA with "Coyle" and formed another alliance called "Untouchables" for fun and glory and brought in some more people for house purposes. All the "touching the untouchable" jokes are based on that name...the most recent funny thing being apparently the impossibility of Untouchables people from being descended? Or maybe it's just some of them? Or maybe it's just Yojimbo descending them? So many questions...only thing I know is half of the alliance is descended...*shrugs*

And this has been another episode of...Mathlord explaining the plot ^_^

In other news, enjoy this reenactment of the latest round of fighting from yesterday:

http://youtu.be/W2MzLdQKxYM?t=3m46s
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

with the addition of Untouchable the OE became the HOE. I wonder what can happen if URURUR joins HOE??
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

UHOE ? :P
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:
Lord-RahL wrote:Um...

who are they??? :smt017


RahL


Catch up: Huxley left OA with "Coyle" and formed another alliance called "Untouchables" for fun and glory and brought in some more people for house purposes. All the "touching the untouchable" jokes are based on that name...the most recent funny thing being apparently the impossibility of Untouchables people from being descended? Or maybe it's just some of them? Or maybe it's just Yojimbo descending them? So many questions...only thing I know is half of the alliance is descended...*shrugs*

And this has been another episode of...Mathlord explaining the plot ^_^

In other news, enjoy this reenactment of the latest round of fighting from yesterday:

http://youtu.be/W2MzLdQKxYM?t=3m46s


Nothing like a little "Tongue and Cheek" banter especially when its sooo true :P Na - I didnt get a chance to decend them...someone in TA took care of that before I could :( - I just ol'schooled massed one of them and turn farmed the **Filtered** out of what was left of them :P

Words and War are Fun after all :smt110

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:I remember this empire that would complain to high heaven about fighting people who didn't build enough defenses for them...I wonder who they were...

Every single one to grace the forums of SGW? Gotta win that PR war at least.. :smt117
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

BMMJ13 wrote:
Lord-RahL wrote:
thorsworld1 wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D



er I think he just said he had ie in past sense as in done as in did do so how can that be void

or have you had the rules changed in your favour ?


Duhh.... ](*,)

We had the Ascended server rolled back to recover all losses their since we were not paying attention to it at the time... #-o


RahL


(This was a JOKE)

Funny joke, a certain squirrel spends the first few hours of the arena sabbing every Omegan after a certain Kitty tried to roar, and within a few hours more, the very nature of sabbing and covert is changed on ascended. You may not physically get the rules changed, but you sure have perfected **Filtered** enough that if Kitty cries enough stuff gets changed. Funny stuff, shame Omega can't play the game normally and either have to change the rules or change the way winning is defined. :smt043


Only one way to call this behaveour:sore looser :-D
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