Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Ra wrote:
Mathlord wrote:I remember this empire that would complain to high heaven about fighting people who didn't build enough defenses for them...I wonder who they were...

Every single one to grace the forums of SGW? Gotta win that PR war at least.. :smt117


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Sol wrote:It's not going to destroy your life :P
Really?

I think this is sig worthy in fact.
:o my first sigging. I sigged you too. <3
High Empty wrote:however people shouldn't have lvl 33 and 200mil spies and try to be in the top 10, it's unhealthy.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Jason Derulo wrote:
Ra wrote:
Mathlord wrote:I remember this empire that would complain to high heaven about fighting people who didn't build enough defenses for them...I wonder who they were...

Every single one to grace the forums of SGW? Gotta win that PR war at least.. :smt117


viewtopic.php?f=124&t=191500

viewtopic.php?f=124&t=183410

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Yes? Thanks for reinforcing my own view that this game is un winnable and building is more or less pointless due to game design and cash rampancy. Although those are both separate from this topic, but congrats on using the search feature. Polly want a cracker?
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Ra wrote:
Jason Derulo wrote:
Ra wrote:
Mathlord wrote:I remember this empire that would complain to high heaven about fighting people who didn't build enough defenses for them...I wonder who they were...

Every single one to grace the forums of SGW? Gotta win that PR war at least.. :smt117


viewtopic.php?f=124&t=191500

viewtopic.php?f=124&t=183410

:smt117

Yes? Thanks for reinforcing my own view that this game is un winnable and building is more or less pointless due to game design and cash rampancy. Although those are both separate from this topic, but congrats on using the search feature. Polly want a cracker?


Why? Gonna gimme one? :smt100

Congratulations, you win the sarcasm game. My point was obvious as was yours.
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Field Marshall wrote:
Sol wrote:It's not going to destroy your life :P
Really?

I think this is sig worthy in fact.
:o my first sigging. I sigged you too. <3
High Empty wrote:however people shouldn't have lvl 33 and 200mil spies and try to be in the top 10, it's unhealthy.
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Lord Yojimbo wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Wouldnt have come after them if they had not hit me first - I responded with the full force at my disposal :smt019 :smt110 :shock:

EDIT: a fair few of those Untouchables were descended already Mr Hux :P



thanks for the war dec, next time i wont have to wory about nox , a few hits per turn and not be able to finish


as far as the descending goes, ive got a couple taf kills myself thease last couple days (ive been lazy)


(also hence why i wasnt turn farming most of you most of yesterday,
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Oh wait.. I mis-read the topic, thought you said entering in the night lol
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Oh I forgot one more thing Huxley...


Theseus
[ Untouchables ]
Living God of a DESCENDED INDU

Hallen
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED INDU
10,963 4,117,605 Hallen 826,171,143 Naquadah

hellsparkinglot
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED TOLAH
13,105 46,032,205 hellsworkers 18,575,490,251 Naquadah

ByTor
[ Untouchables - hekillsyou]
Living God of a DESCENDED ORI
22,755 99,514,597 The Elder Race 19,179,336,000 Naquadah


Funny how that works...


Oh dear I didn't realise my own alliance was almost all descended when I posted.. :-k

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Huxley wrote:
Mathlord wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Oh I forgot one more thing Huxley...


Theseus
[ Untouchables ]
Living God of a DESCENDED INDU

Hallen
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED INDU
10,963 4,117,605 Hallen 826,171,143 Naquadah

hellsparkinglot
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED TOLAH
13,105 46,032,205 hellsworkers 18,575,490,251 Naquadah

ByTor
[ Untouchables - hekillsyou]
Living God of a DESCENDED ORI
22,755 99,514,597 The Elder Race 19,179,336,000 Naquadah


Funny how that works...


Oh dear I didn't realise my own alliance was almost all descended when I posted.. :-k

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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

[BoT] Jason wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Mathlord wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Oh I forgot one more thing Huxley...


Theseus
[ Untouchables ]
Living God of a DESCENDED INDU

Hallen
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED INDU
10,963 4,117,605 Hallen 826,171,143 Naquadah

hellsparkinglot
[ Untouchables ]
Prophet of a DESCENDED TOLAH
13,105 46,032,205 hellsworkers 18,575,490,251 Naquadah

ByTor
[ Untouchables - hekillsyou]
Living God of a DESCENDED ORI
22,755 99,514,597 The Elder Race 19,179,336,000 Naquadah


Funny how that works...


Oh dear I didn't realise my own alliance was almost all descended when I posted.. :-k

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Glad to see attentive leadership!


I know right?
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

EAT THE WATERMELON wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:
Huxley wrote:
Lord Yojimbo wrote:WATERMELON's mothership and his defence are history and as for the Untouchables - they have well and truly been touched! :shock: :smt047 Turned farmed them for the day which more than paid for today's little bit of fun


Pffff you can't touch us, the only SMALL weakness we have is ascended, and you won't be able to descend any of us, so that is void. Better luck next time! :-D


Wouldnt have come after them if they had not hit me first - I responded with the full force at my disposal :smt019 :smt110 :shock:

EDIT: a fair few of those Untouchables were descended already Mr Hux :P



thanks for the war dec


Ye wont have it for long ;)
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PS: Eat the watermelon- all I can say is ](*,)
MEZZANINE wrote:Saw a comedian the other day, he said there are now condoms with anesthetic on the inside to numb a man and make him last longer, but he found a better use, put them on inside out and you never have to wake your misses up when you get home drunk and fancy a bit :smt043


Oh wait.. I mis-read the topic, thought you said entering in the night lol
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

Mathlord wrote:
Lord-RahL wrote:Um...

who are they??? :smt017


RahL


Catch up: Huxley left OA with "Coyle" and formed another alliance called "Untouchables" for fun and glory and brought in some more people for house purposes. All the "touching the untouchable" jokes are based on that name...the most recent funny thing being apparently the impossibility of Untouchables people from being descended? Or maybe it's just some of them? Or maybe it's just Yojimbo descending them? So many questions...only thing I know is half of the alliance is descended...*shrugs*

And this has been another episode of...Mathlord explaining the plot ^_^

In other news, enjoy this reenactment of the latest round of fighting from yesterday:

http://youtu.be/W2MzLdQKxYM?t=3m46s


Your stories are quite cute - but let me change the facts :)

Mathlord's cool story: version 2 wrote:Catch up: Huxley got booted by Rudy for constantly calling him gay, after several warnings to stop, but Huxley being immature decided to keep prodding.. Before, "Coyle" was removed for his race name being 'Omega Killer' and 'Omega Basher' together they formed another alliance called "Untouchables" for **Filtered** and giggles then brought in some more people for **Filtered** and giggles too. All the "touching the untouchable" jokes are based on that name...the most recent funny thing being half are descended and jokes based on that, are being taken deadly serious because some people aren't getting their own way, didums? Or maybe they are mad because house war means ass whooping time? Or maybe .. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, JABRONI! So many questions...only thing I know is half of the alliance is descended... and not a single **Filtered** was given on that day *shrugs*
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

:-D

And now we're having fun!
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13:38 General Zeus Sabotage Repelled 377,977,330 details

The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 305,393,963,879,000 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 4,635,986 of Mathlord's troops.
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The forces of simpson_eh fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12 damage on Mathlord's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Mathlord's troops.
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:smt043 @ Mr Hux's Story :-D
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

As much fun as it is.. and boy is it, I'm going to withdraw from the war. I'd rather spend sgw's twilight trying to help new players and less tied up in stalemate.

I present my surrender to Mathlord.
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Ra wrote:As much fun as it is.. and boy is it, I'm going to withdraw from the war. I'd rather spend sgw's twilight trying to help new players and less tied up in stalemate.

I present my surrender to Mathlord.

I probably didnt fight against ye directly dude but twas a pleasure ;) all the best in your noble endevour :)
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Re: Happy Birthday ETL! - TAF vs. OE

All OEs of ppt trashed,got one nice def,some spies and few MSs :-D
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With 6,401,820,330,144 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 2994000 of Super Tadz's Covert Ops!

With 111,151,377,807,302 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 9330796 of EnterTheLion's Undercover Agents!

With 2,663,022,177,462 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 3840816 of Rube_Dragon's Covert Agents!


Considering the distance to travel, the enthusiasm of the troops for this battle, and the degree to which they were comfortable in their victory,and 8,880,526 Untrained Jaffa ware taken from the realm of XYZ.
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