Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

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Angnoch
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Kikaz wrote:
Angnoch wrote:Just got taught a lesson by Kikaz, don't try to mass anyone whilst he is online. He comes at you with a vengeance. I started on DnD but he hopped to PPT real quick, so I switched to Billz whose MS was making me cringe, but before I could do any real damage Kikaz come on strong and I had to just sit their and repair. Eventually gave him the war/war and just let him finish off the last 20tril of my def.


Good show ang, and thanks for speeding it up a little with the war set, I was getting quite bored. :-D

Loki also got taught a lesson shortly before you while my level 37 AC got his level 40 covert through defense, I lose 1m AC units he loses 50 mill. ;)


My ME thus far:
[spoiler]Military Records and Achievements
AS OF Dec 21, 12:46

Attack Mercs Killed (30) 6,561,690
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 65,449,137
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 12,705,961
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 24,374,744
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 304,635,541
Spies Killed(50) 134,525,710
Spy Killers Killed(50) 0
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 313,285
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 366,529
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 0
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 35,975,053,621,550
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 23,259,836
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 4,483,343,693,600
Attack Turns Used(1) 17,568
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 50,572,183,020[/spoiler]



I actually got more ME from you massing me than you got for massing me lulz.

Yeah I was hoping you would eventually get frustrated but it seems you are more patient than I. Maybe next time I will have a bit more UU to throw into my strike so I can actually hit back #-o
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Yeah, unfortunately the defender always gets more ME. :-

It's snowing outside I got nowhere to be. :shock:
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Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

The defender getting more ME is a fixed game mechanic (I would be happy to suggest a viable alternative) but we love to hear your results! :D
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Team HVE zeroed, minus Tetris' little token defense he keeps rebuilding. :-D

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30 hours and 33 minutes until the first break! :smt047

To HVE:

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

To Loki:
Relation (yours/theirs) War / War

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]
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Meanwhile in MaYHeM
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Kikaz wrote:Team HVE zeroed, minus Tetris' little token defense he keeps rebuilding. :-D

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30 hours and 33 minutes until the first break! :smt047

To HVE:

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

To Loki:
Relation (yours/theirs) War / War

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]



You have to admit, DnD trying to take down my 1tril defense was Epic. :smt036

Thought he could sab it, until BAM, repelled! We did this like 3 or 4 times, then he started ACing through my defense. Quite the good time we are having, ill see about getting some more UU and naq and giving one more big push onto you all within the next 24 hours. Its nice to have 4 or 5 of you online at one time, makes things interesting.
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Tetrismonkey wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Team HVE zeroed, minus Tetris' little token defense he keeps rebuilding. :-D

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30 hours and 33 minutes until the first break! :smt047

To HVE:

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

To Loki:
Relation (yours/theirs) War / War

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]



You have to admit, DnD trying to take down my 1tril defense was Epic. :smt036

Thought he could sab it, until BAM, repelled! We did this like 3 or 4 times, then he started ACing through my defense. Quite the good time we are having, ill see about getting some more UU and naq and giving one more big push onto you all within the next 24 hours. Its nice to have 4 or 5 of you online at one time, makes things interesting.

Didn't actually see it lulz, I was taking ang's 75t defense while he was battleing you.

Well hitting PPT actually, so if anyone builds anything I'll drop, if not...
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Meanwhile in MaYHeM
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Kikaz wrote:
Tetrismonkey wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Team HVE zeroed, minus Tetris' little token defense he keeps rebuilding. :-D

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30 hours and 33 minutes until the first break! :smt047

To HVE:

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

To Loki:
Relation (yours/theirs) War / War

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]



You have to admit, DnD trying to take down my 1tril defense was Epic. :smt036

Thought he could sab it, until BAM, repelled! We did this like 3 or 4 times, then he started ACing through my defense. Quite the good time we are having, ill see about getting some more UU and naq and giving one more big push onto you all within the next 24 hours. Its nice to have 4 or 5 of you online at one time, makes things interesting.

Didn't actually see it lulz, I was taking ang's 75t defense while he was battleing you.

Well hitting PPT actually, so if anyone builds anything I'll drop, if not...


Ah don't worry to much. Its almost Christmas. I would really like 1 quad naq. Best SGW gift ever. ;)
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

yay ponies
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

I had dibs on Ang :(
The trade broker reports trade from Surtr to *Teesdale_ of 100,000,000 Naq for 33,000,000,000,000 Naq is complete.


Barbara! says: haha ok you can have a piece of my soul for 50bil naq

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[21:06:24] robert: uu go in miners
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Duderanch wrote:I had dibs on Ang :(


If it's any consolation, it took me almost 30 minutes. :(
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Meanwhile in MaYHeM
Duderanch wrote:And so it would come to pass, in December of 2012 the war between the ponies and the pandas broke out..it lasted 21 days, the result? Armagedon.
Noobert wrote:Kikaz scares me at times, and he's in my own alliance.
Dr. House wrote:I HAVE THE POWER! The power to warn, and I will **Filtered** use it too.
Kateaclysmic wrote: I thought you loved me, Kikaz. I'm getting an abortion.
Sarevok wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Ridiculous.
Congrats on the most constructive post ever...
Affirmation wrote: And Speaking of bad boys (the baddest)... Kikaz is right, Q is a family, and Affy is the love child of Kikaz and Kateaclysmic!! That is right... I am NOT AN ABORTION... but she never nursed me and Kikaz stopped being a terrible father figure to Affy years ago... Family - HA... Affy's old arse...[-X

Where is the love Kikaz??? WHERE IS THE LOVE (Dad... :smt047 ) ??? [-(
I creep though shadows
I rise up at night
I live just inside you
And give you a terrible fright
I walk through the darkness
I lurk under your bed
I live in your wardrobe
I creep up in the shed.
I tiptoe through the corridor
I follow you anywhere
I rip your braveness apart
And never ever care
I am fear so don't come near..
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Kikaz wrote:Yeah, unfortunately the defender always gets more ME. :-

It's snowing outside I got nowhere to be. :shock:

This is why you can expect several big ones during the last week brought to you by our resident ME **Filtered**, me.
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And Loki saw every thing that he had farmed, and, behold, it was very good.
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George Hazard says:
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it
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The forces of Loki™ rush in full force, and inflict 1,086,054,534,340,000 damage on Pooop's forces!
It was confirmed that 12,620,737 of Pooop's forces fell at the hands of Loki™'s assult.

The forces of Pooop fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 481,837,854,506,000 damage on Loki™'s forces!
They managed to eradicate 1,988,050 of Loki™'s troops.
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Kikaz wrote:
Angnoch wrote:Just got taught a lesson by Kikaz, don't try to mass anyone whilst he is online. He comes at you with a vengeance. I started on DnD but he hopped to PPT real quick, so I switched to Billz whose MS was making me cringe, but before I could do any real damage Kikaz come on strong and I had to just sit their and repair. Eventually gave him the war/war and just let him finish off the last 20tril of my def.


Good show ang, and thanks for speeding it up a little with the war set, I was getting quite bored. :-D

Loki also got taught a lesson shortly before you while my level 37 AC got his level 40 covert through defense, I lose 1m AC units he loses 50 mill. ;)


My ME thus far:
[spoiler]Military Records and Achievements
AS OF Dec 21, 12:46

Attack Mercs Killed (30) 6,561,690
Defence Mercs Killed (10) 65,449,137
Attack Soldiers Killed(60) 0
Defence Soldiers Killed(20) 12,705,961
Attack Super Soldiers Killed(300) 24,374,744
Defence Super Soldiers Killed(100) 304,635,541
Spies Killed(50) 134,525,710
Spy Killers Killed(50) 0
Mothership Weapons Destroyed(300) 313,285
Mothership Shields Destroyed(300) 366,529
Mothership Fleets Destroyed(200) 0
Planet Defences Destroyed(300) 0
Planets Taken(5000) 0
Naquadah Stolen(0.0001) 35,975,053,621,550
Untrained Kidnapped(50) 23,259,836
Weapon Points Destroyed (Sab+Att)(0.0001) 4,483,343,693,600
Attack Turns Used(1) 17,568
TOTAL WAR EXPERIENCE POINTS 50,572,183,020[/spoiler]

That little thing would have been useful to know in some of my past wars.
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And Loki saw every thing that he had farmed, and, behold, it was very good.
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George Hazard says:
thats what happens, HVE takes your soul and gives you an awesome high
when you leave, you can't live without it
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The forces of Loki™ rush in full force, and inflict 1,086,054,534,340,000 damage on Pooop's forces!
It was confirmed that 12,620,737 of Pooop's forces fell at the hands of Loki™'s assult.

The forces of Pooop fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 481,837,854,506,000 damage on Loki™'s forces!
They managed to eradicate 1,988,050 of Loki™'s troops.
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Tetrismonkey wrote:
Kikaz wrote:
Tetrismonkey wrote:
Kikaz wrote:Team HVE zeroed, minus Tetris' little token defense he keeps rebuilding. :-D

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30 hours and 33 minutes until the first break! :smt047

To HVE:

[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

To Loki:
Relation (yours/theirs) War / War

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You have to admit, DnD trying to take down my 1tril defense was Epic. :smt036

Thought he could sab it, until BAM, repelled! We did this like 3 or 4 times, then he started ACing through my defense. Quite the good time we are having, ill see about getting some more UU and naq and giving one more big push onto you all within the next 24 hours. Its nice to have 4 or 5 of you online at one time, makes things interesting.

Didn't actually see it lulz, I was taking ang's 75t defense while he was battleing you.

Well hitting PPT actually, so if anyone builds anything I'll drop, if not...


Ah don't worry to much. Its almost Christmas. I would really like 1 quad naq. Best SGW gift ever. ;)


Ang starts beating on me, i couldn't sort my acc in time to do anything .... but ppt :(

lol was fun man ... after first cpl bounched back i was like hmmm .... so that's his plan eh haha

Good show monkey .... good show, was fun :)
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

One 18 hour shift down, starting another one in an hour and I believe one tomorrow and then I'm free so...I doubt I'll get any action before the break. But expect decent activity when we're back.
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Now picture your worst nightmare, the grass turned into trenches of mud, rain drenching you, ice winds, down to rations, surrounded by death and destruction

Turning your dreams into nightmares is what we do, heed this warning and pass it on, else you will forget your serenity forever

Blood in 2012 - Updated 1st Sep, 2012:
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Attack Soldiers killed: 32,934,122
Defence Soldiers killed: 17,810,494
Attack Supers killed: 777,708,800
Defence Supers killed: 1,004,092,379
Spy Killers killed: 301,726,911
Spies Killed: 1,223,520,310
Total: 3,357,793,016

Raiders lost: 5,324,560
Guards lost: 14,223,773
Super Soldiers lost: 907,918,161
Super Guards lost: 654,870,558
Undercover Agents lost: 411,831,764
Assassin lost: 269,766,078
Total: 2,263,934,894
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Re: Hidden Village Empire vs. MaYHeM: Appocalypse Lulz

Its no problem DnD, maybe we can set something up for after the break. I wouldn't mind trying you in an onliner :-D
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